Boreal Dork...enter here!

Eumenides

I Am Little Spoon
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What on earth are you doing partially stealing my nickname for Nora?


Who are you? I mean, who are you, really???? *creepy music*
 
THANK YOU!!

I was just about to start this exact same thread. This is so not a "newbie".
 
Oh sure. Someone FINALLY flirts with me and y'all are tryin' to ruin it!!!


*runs off sobbing*
 
Hush, nora! Don't you want to know who your man/woman of mystery is?????
 
*whips off my t-shirt and tosses it to Nora for a kleenex*

Get over it, woman.
 
I used to be a man...

a REAL man...



until I was broken and degraded by the women of Lit, used as sex toy to be tossed aside at your whim...


don't you remember the cheap way you used me for your physical pleasure??? :(
 
Boreal_Dork said:

until I was broken and degraded by the women of Lit, used as sex toy to be tossed aside at your whim...
don't you remember the cheap way you used me for your physical pleasure??? :(

Hell no...but at the sound of that...I sure as hell wish that I was awake for said degradation. Damn...I always miss the good stuff.
 
No. Why don't you remind us.


And you haven't answered the important question.


Don't try to squeak by me. I'm tougher than Nancy Drew on steroids.
 
Boreal_Dork said:
I used to be a man...

a REAL man...



until I was broken and degraded by the women of Lit, used as sex toy to be tossed aside at your whim...


don't you remember the cheap way you used me for your physical pleasure??? :(

Okay, I am off the hook here. This does not describe me in any fashion.

You girls carry on the investigation. Fill me in when you discover who this is.
 
But...but...I've used and abused so many and left them broken, bleeding shells of their former manly selves! Who can expect a girl to keep track of these things???
 
OMG
it just came to me
if you are
if you are who I think you are...
oh man

you are the sexiest man to ever set pixels on Lit. *swoons*

Are you...are you...my favorrrrrrrrrrite? *swoons*
 
Nora said:
OMG
it just came to me
if you are
if you are who I think you are...
oh man

you are the sexiest man to ever set pixels on Lit. *swoons*

Are you...are you...my favorrrrrrrrrrite? *swoons*

I appreciate the curiosity and all...

But sometimes things really _are_ very simple...

and a Dork is just a Dork...

which is all that I am!



Thinking about yer pixels has my keyboard just about ready to melt over here... mind if I take advantage while yer all swooned there?
 
Boreal_Dork said:
I appreciate the curiosity and all...

But sometimes things really _are_ very simple...

and a Dork is just a Dork...

which is all that I am!
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So why the new name?

Your posting style is familiar, but he wouldn't have changed his name AGAIN, I don't think...
 
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