Books are for dummies

[dylantyler]

Read em, write em, either way your a dummy. Ever heard of the television? Its this cool new box that you look at and can see the lives of other people. So put down your nerd books, go outside (wear sunglasses because your eyes haven't seen the sun in a long time. You'll probably go blind if you don't) get in your old ford model T and drive to a store and buy a TV. Use dollar bills, the stores don't barter anymore. Can't trade your furs.

 

[minsue]

Ignorance is bliss, ain't it?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Read em, write em, either way your a dummy. Ever heard of the television? Its this cool new box that you look at and can see the lives of other people. So put down your nerd books, go outside (wear sunglasses because your eyes haven't seen the sun in a long time. You'll probably go blind if you don't) get in your old ford model T and drive to a store and buy a TV. Use dollar bills, the stores don't barter anymore. Can't trade your furs.

Dammit and I had all this beaver I was gonna trade to get me one of those newfangled portable black and white jobs.

 

[minsue]

Dammit and I had all this beaver I was gonna trade to get me one of those newfangled portable black and white jobs.

SOLD!

 

[logophile]

*ears up*

Beaver? Did someone say Beaver?

 

[rgraham666]

*Blink* *Blink*

My word, not only is he illiterate but he's proud of it.

I've watched TV. It's dull, really fucking dull.

And I wear my nerdishness with pride.

So go away, or I will taunt you some more.

 

[Xelebes]

Dammit and I had all this beaver I was gonna trade to get me one of those newfangled portable black and white jobs.

Buffalo skin is more expensive. I'm willing to make a trade.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Tv rots your intellect. I use you as a perfect example. Really nothing else need be said, you've illustrated the point to perfection. That stuff running out of your nose isn't snot by the way, it's what's left of your brain. What. your nose isn't running? No surprise, you probably didn't have much to start with.

 

[SeaCat]

Read em, write em, either way your a dummy. Ever heard of the television? Its this cool new box that you look at and can see the lives of other people. So put down your nerd books, go outside (wear sunglasses because your eyes haven't seen the sun in a long time. You'll probably go blind if you don't) get in your old ford model T and drive to a store and buy a TV. Use dollar bills, the stores don't barter anymore. Can't trade your furs.

Hmmmmm, must be a presidential candidate.

Cat

 

[R. Richard]

Read em, write em, either way your a dummy. Ever heard of the television? Its this cool new box that you look at and can see the lives of other people. So put down your nerd books, go outside (wear sunglasses because your eyes haven't seen the sun in a long time. You'll probably go blind if you don't) get in your old ford model T and drive to a store and buy a TV. Use dollar bills, the stores don't barter anymore. Can't trade your furs.

You went to school with me, right? South Central? The Jungle? The Combat Zone? Say which!

"Its this cool new box that you look at and can see the lives of other people." I saw quite enough of the lives of other people back in my inner city days. Then again, most of the people I dealt with saw a great deal more of my life than they really wanted.

I don't drive a Ford Model T. However, the 1957 Porsche Speedster that just flashed by your pimpmobile may have been me. Don't try to catch me; you can't.

"your a dummy" Maybe so, but I know the difference between "your" and "you're."

 

[OhMissScarlett]

what sort of beaver did you think I meant, missy?

 

[BigAndTall]

Read em, write em, either way your a dummy. Ever heard of the television? Its this cool new box that you look at and can see the lives of other people. So put down your nerd books, go outside (wear sunglasses because your eyes haven't seen the sun in a long time. You'll probably go blind if you don't) get in your old ford model T and drive to a store and buy a TV. Use dollar bills, the stores don't barter anymore. Can't trade your furs.

Does that mean you can't read?

 

[ElizabethWest]

Books are for dummies

And Trix are for kids...

 

[LukkyKnight]

*Blink* *Blink*

My word, not only is he illiterate but he's proud of it.

I've watched TV. It's dull, really fucking dull.

And I wear my nerdishness with pride.

So go away, or I will taunt you some more.

Not illiterate, he's trying for provocative. But when you can't pick a fight on the GB your career as a provocateur is limited.

 

[Xelebes]

And Trix are for kids...

Cats are for tupperware.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Not illiterate, he's trying for provocative. But when you can't pick a fight on the GB your career as a provocateur is limited.

LMAO! Oh, at least we got the light-hearted non-racist thread.

 

[SeaCat]

Cats are for tupperware.

I beg your paron?

Cat

 

[Xelebes]

I beg your paron?

Cat

Cats play with tupperware, no?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Cats play with tupperware, no?

I have a Tupperware bread box that would be the perfect size for a cat.

 

[Xelebes]

I have a Tupperware bread box that would be the perfect size for a cat.

So do I.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

So do I.

*swoon*

 

[SeaCat]

Cats play with tupperware, no?

Damned if I know, I don't have any Tupperware.

Cat

 

[Xelebes]

*swoon*

It's pretty too. I think the colour of it is Navajo Red but I could be wrong.

 

[SeaCat]

I have a Tupperware bread box that would be the perfect size for a cat.

Meow?????

Cats like boxes, so do I. We just happen to like different kinds of boxes.

Cat

 

[OhMissScarlett]

It's pretty too. I think the colour of it is Navajo Red but I could be wrong.

mine is that sassy island green colour, but I have the red salad bowl.

edited to add: boxes are lots of fun for everyone.