Boobquake

[Salvor-Hardon]

This is where working for a school really sucks.

No one would even come close to trying to attempt to think about boobquake

 

[MagicaPractica]

I joined boobquake but promptly forgot about it. My going braless had nothing to do with that and everything to do with the pain in my right nipple from pregnancy, I think it's called vasospasms.

 

[stephen55]

May I make the first "I'll kiss it better" joke?

 

[Belegon]

Christina Hendricks is an actress best known for her starring role as two very large breasts, no...make that Joan Holloway in the AMC cable television series Mad Men.

I first saw her on Firefly.... and yes, if I were Mal I would also be going to the special hell...

 

[JackLuis]

Boobquake Update.

Here
(You're welcome.)

"‘Boobquake’ rocks cleric who preached women cause earthquakes"

 

[JackLuis]

Found this too.

Pix of Ms. "Jen McCreight is a liberal, geeky, nerdy, scientific, perverted atheist feminist trapped in Indiana. Send help."


Do scroll down for a Colbert Report on the Boob Quake.

 

[Handley_Page]

Here

Oh nice; I think I'm in Lust. Who is this vision of feminine beauty?

I think that the Boobquake mob were a little behind the times or had their eyes and ears closed. Causing chaos by wearing "provocative" clothing was postulated (in England) early last year on the basis that a man seeing a woman (not his wife) in such gear should commit suicide. There were several good jokes about it.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

This is where working for a school really sucks.

No one would even come close to trying to attempt to think about boobquake

Especially when some of your eleven-year-old students are fully capable of participating! No, we didn't mention it all outside the faculty lounge.

 

[stephen55]

Pix of Ms. "Jen McCreight is a liberal, geeky, nerdy, scientific, perverted atheist feminist trapped in Indiana. Send help."


Do scroll down for a Colbert Report on the Boob Quake.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-dxg8gReUqE/S9WAyIaInJI/AAAAAAAAAyM/lRH_4GbaSAk/s400/Picture+002.jpg

Jen McCreight is trapped in Indiana and needs help!! Quick, get her out of there before she causes an earthquake!!

 

[JackLuis]

They should have advertised it as "Quake your Boobs for Jesus!"

That would have attracted the Christian Right.


They need to get Cassia on the team.

 

[Weird Harold]

Causing chaos by wearing "provocative" clothing was postulated (in England) early last year on the basis that a man seeing a woman (not his wife) in such gear should commit suicide. There were several good jokes about it.

That gag -- as in Go Topless To Fight Terrorists -- has been floating aroung the web since shortly after 9/11. The difference is that Boobquake was an actual event instead of a juvenile wet-dream.

For those who don't follow the links, Boobquake had no discernable effect on the number of earthquakes around the world, but there was a small, statistically insignificant, drop in earthquake severity on Apr 26 2010, boobquake day.

 

[Noor]

That gag -- as in Go Topless To Fight Terrorists -- has been floating aroung the web since shortly after 9/11. The difference is that Boobquake was an actual event instead of a juvenile wet-dream.

For those who don't follow the links, Boobquake had no discernable effect on the number of earthquakes around the world, but there was a small, statistically insignificant, drop in earthquake severity on Apr 26 2010, boobquake day.

women in burkas cause earthquakes?

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Big news in Second Life is that the Emerald Viewer (an alternative user interface for interacting with SL) now allows you to see boob jiggle, sway, bounce, and quiver, and it does it quite realistically.

The feature is known as "Enhanced Breast Physics" (honestly), and it appears on the Emerald's user preference menu under "Effects". There are five sliders for adjusting, (a) breast mass, (b) breast rebound, (c) breast maximum velocity, (d) breast friction, and (e) breast minimum velocity. Using these controls, you can fine-tune the way a breast moves from a tight, high, teen-age jiggle, all the way down to more matronly sway.

There's apparently a sub-program that takes the slider values and applies them to the basic physics equations for the motion of a damped oscillator to produce very lifelike motion.

Female avatars' breasts have always been adjustable through the basic SL viewer, but there the parameters are only (a) size, (b) "bouyancy", and (c) cleavage.

 

[Huckleman2000]

Big news in Second Life is that the Emerald Viewer (an alternative user interface for interacting with SL) now allows you to see boob jiggle, sway, bounce, and quiver, and it does it quite realistically.

The feature is known as "Enhanced Breast Physics" (honestly), and it appears on the Emerald's user preference menu under "Effects". There are five sliders for adjusting, (a) breast mass, (b) breast rebound, (c) breast maximum velocity, (d) breast friction, and (e) breast minimum velocity. Using these controls, you can fine-tune the way a breast moves from a tight, high, teen-age jiggle, all the way down to more matronly sway.

There's apparently a sub-program that takes the slider values and applies them to the basic physics equations for the motion of a damped oscillator to produce very lifelike motion.

Female avatars' breasts have always been adjustable through the basic SL viewer, but there the parameters are only (a) size, (b) "bouyancy", and (c) cleavage.

So, you adjust the busts in the user interface, not in character creation? Does everyone you see then have the same size and amount of jiggle?

 

[Weird Harold]

women in burkas cause earthquakes?

If they did, wouldn't Afghanistan have more quakes than Iran?

 

[Noor]

If they did, wouldn't Afghanistan have more quakes than Iran?

okay maybe covering ones head?

 

[Weird Harold]

okay maybe covering ones head?

Nah. Modestly or lack thereof -- however modesty is defined -- has a statistically insignifigant relationship to earthquake activity, extreme weather, stock values, or anything else other than, possibly, a local effect on birthrates.