Boo!

[SnoopDog]

DAMN!!!

Lou, don't scare me like that.

We dragons are easily startled you know. Why I remember once, back in the 14th century, some young adventurous boys burst into my lair with wooden swords. I burned half the shire before I could gather my wits. Not a pretty sight, to be sure.

Lol. Beware the dragon.

Snoopy

 

[Guest]

Lol. Beware the dragon.

Snoopy

Enter the dragon?

 

[Guest]

Enter the dragon?

Ummmmm..... Depends on who where and how the entry is made.

 

[SnoopDog]

Ummmmm..... Depends on who where and how the entry is made.

Double Dragon ?

Snoopy, believeing every sleazy joke with the word 'dragon' has now been made.

 

[Guest]

Ummmmm..... Depends on who where and how the entry is made.

I have a saxaphone.

Not really, it's a harmonica.



Lou

 

[Guest]

Ooohh.... So sorry.

May we have the next contestant, please.

 

[SnoopDog]

I have a saxaphone.

Not really, it's a harmonica.



Lou

'She not only plays, she can shoot too.'

Snoopy,

 

[Guest]

'She not only plays, she can shoot too.'

Snoopy,

As in shooting for distance? A happy squirter? Female ejaculation?

Lou? Will you marry me?

 

[SnoopDog]

As in shooting for distance? A happy squirter? Female ejaculation?

Lou? Will you marry me?

Well, I was just quoting.
Actually I don't know Lou that well.....yet.

Snoopy, ducks in order to avoid being hit by the next thing Lou gets hold of

 

[Guest]

As in shooting for distance? A happy squirter? Female ejaculation?

Lou? Will you marry me?

Awww!

Yes, just as soon as the Rev. Jeanne D'artois organizes the trip to the Antarctic Island (she's licensed to marry and is going to set up a community that allows polyandry - that's Og/Jeanne, btw).



Lou

 

[Guest]

Well, I was just quoting.
Actually I don't know Lou that well.....yet.

Snoopy, ducks in order to avoid being hit by the next thing Lou gets hold of

Come a little closer and you might find out (pun intended ).

Lou

 

[Guest]

Awww!

Yes, just as soon as the Rev. Jeanne D'artois organizes the trip to the Antarctic Island (she's licensed to marry and is going to set up a community that allows polyandry - that's Og/Jeanne, btw).



Lou

I'm in. But we'll have to have sex a lot in Antarctica. Got to keep in shape and share body heat, ya know.

 

[Guest]

I'm in. But we'll have to have sex a lot in Antarctica. Got to keep in shape and share body heat, ya know.

Yep, that's what I was hoping, too!

Lou

 

[SnoopDog]

I'm in. But we'll have to have sex a lot in Antarctica. Got to keep in shape and share body heat, ya know.

You know, friction creates heat. The only good thing ever to come out of science.

Come a little closer and you might find out (pun intended ).

Lou

*lying down next to Lou, tail wiggling, nose on his paws*

Pet me !

Snoopy

 

[Remec]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: <looking for dayplanner>

Ok, now you're just scaring me.

I'll do anything, just get rid of that long tache.

<gripping it>
<curling it about an index finger>
<turning away for a moment>
<hand pulling firmly>
<swearing at having used too much spirit glue>
<taking better hold>
<jerking suddenly and shuddering>
<dropping 'stache in wastecan>
<turning back once more>
<smiling>

Did you say anything?


Coolness.

<smile>