Boner's - A Full Service Resturant

[knightshadow]

Hey Ho all,

I thought I would start up this place. Several beautiful ladies gave me the idea and I felt I owed it to them to get the "ball" rolling so to speak.

A long with fine dining (and hopeful the best food here on Lit), we'll be having great philosophical debates (not really this isn't the GB) and stimulating social events (nude Volleyball anyone?).

So stop in....take a look at the menu (when we finally post it) and relax....your money is no good here.....

 

[knightshadow]

A description of Boner's

This is a very rustic place.....done in a log cabin effect. The center of the dining room is a large two sided field stone fire place. We want all our diners to feel the effect. There are always plenty of seating, so if your looking for a romantic retreat for two....or one hell of a blow out party for several hundred...we can accomidate.

We offer a full service bar and a lounge for those interested in conversation and not dining. The game room is large and spacious, offering billiards, darts, any board games you prefer, and the same for card games.

The staff is always happy to furfill your every demands...not too big or too small for us....

Open twenty-four hours a day......

...and oh yes.....it's always all you can eat.....at Boner's.....

 

[~Dream~]

hmmmm , welll babe

I think a tender , juicy piece of 'Tubesteak sounds pretty Scrumptious right now and I ALWAYS love a lil 'protein shake" very now and then

<if ya need any 'topless ' waitresses , give me a call ,ok?

 

[knightshadow]

Re: hmmmm , welll babe

I think a tender , juicy piece of 'Tubesteak sounds pretty Scrumptious right now and I ALWAYS love a lil 'protein shake" very now and then

<if ya need any 'topless ' waitresses , give me a call ,ok?

Honey...for you....anything.....and I'm sure there will be a demand for your talents...so don't stray too far....

...how do you want that tubesteak....rare....or "Well" done...

 

[~Dream~]

Re: Re: hmmmm , welll babe

Honey...for you....anything.....and I'm sure there will be a demand for your talents...so don't stray too far....

...how do you want that tubesteak....rare....or "Well" done...

__________________

hmmmm well I never like ANYTHING not ALL THE WAY cooked so well done for me babe thanks

<Was thinking that maybe on opening day you could offer free 'protein shakes with every buffet order? just a thought...

 

[knightshadow]

Re: Re: Re: hmmmm , welll babe

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hmmmm well I never like ANYTHING not ALL THE WAY cooked so well done for me babe thanks

<Was thinking that maybe on opening day you could offer free 'protein shakes with every buffet order? just a thought...

Nice idea....but then I need a little something to draw the men in...but then again if I use them to help make the shakes...it's kind of a win/win situation....

Dream, honey, I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse....

...how about VP of Promotions....has a lot of "French" benefits...

 

[~Dream~]

Re: Re: Re: Re: hmmmm , welll babe

Nice idea....but then I need a little something to draw the men in...but then again if I use them to help make the shakes...it's kind of a win/win situation....

Dream, honey, I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse....

...how about VP of Promotions....has a lot of "French" benefits...

_________________
works for me babe , I accept, always did LOVE the French , heheh

<<< goes to look up an appropriate avy and some promotion stuff!! heheh

 

[knightshadow]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: hmmmm , welll babe

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works for me babe , I accept, always did LOVE the French , heheh

<<< goes to look up an appropriate avy and some promotion stuff!! heheh

Wow...my first employee....why I remember when all this was nothing....now look at it....

Oh, by the way.....as an employee...you have to fix your own tube steak and protein shake....but come over here and I will show you where the equipment is...

 

[knightshadow]

Always on the menu...


Kansas City Dry Rubbed Ribs....

These babies are hand rubbed by the loviest ladies on Lit....using the most exotic seasoning...left to marinate overnight....then slow grilled over medium heat....to capture the full flavor....

 

[~Dream~]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: hmmmm , welll babe

Wow...my first employee....why I remember when all this was nothing....now look at it....

Oh, by the way.....as an employee...you have to fix your own tube steak and protein shake....but come over here and I will show you where the equipment is...

_________________ wasnt that sposed to be CUMMMM over here babe??(Forgives the typo ,lol) I think that as an employee I really should do a proper 'INSPECTION ' of all the equipment tho ,thats prob true ..for Safety purposes only ..of course..

 

[knightshadow]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: hmmmm , welll babe

_________________ wasnt that sposed to be CUMMMM over here babe??(Forgives the typo ,lol) I think that as an employee I really should do a proper 'INSPECTION ' of all the equipment tho ,thats prob true ..for Safety purposes only ..of course..

That's true....dont' want any malfunctioning equipment here...let me mix you a "cock"tail and we can take a more relaxed inspection.....damn....where did I put that stirrer....

 

[~Dream~]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: hmmmm , welll babe

That's true....dont' want any malfunctioning equipment here...let me mix you a "cock"tail and we can take a more relaxed inspection.....damn....where did I put that stirrer....

_________________- well just remeber i like my 'cock'tails shaken and not stirred , hmmm perhaps that should be stroked?

no bother ... I believe i'll SUCK down every drop of this cock'tail as i am er..uh.. very THIRSTY ,,thats it ,lol

 

[knightshadow]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: hmmmm , welll babe

_________________- well just remeber i like my 'cock'tails shaken and not stirred , hmmm perhaps that should be stroked?

no bother ... I believe i'll SUCK down every drop of this cock'tail as i am er..uh.. very THIRSTY ,,thats it ,lol

...such language from my VP....then again....I wouldn't have it any other way....

 

[knightshadow]

*thinking....got to get the VP of Promotions going...need to get more people in here*

 

[knightshadow]

*grilling some ribs for lunch....thinking of some positions that need filling*

 

[knightshadow]

*wonders where VP of Promotions is....good ribs.... *

 

[whislebriches]

*grilling some ribs for lunch....thinking of some positions that need filling*

Hmm.....looking for someone to fill positions huh? Will I qualify for any?

 

[knightshadow]

Hmm.....looking for someone to fill positions huh? Will I qualify for any?

oh, I'm sure we can find something....anything catch your interests....Dreams got VP of Promotions....she came up with the protein shake idea...I thought it was a good idea....

 

[whislebriches]

That protein shake was a good idea!
Well you know my qualifications so what do you think would suit me best?

 

[knightshadow]

That protein shake was a good idea!
Well you know my qualifications so what do you think would suit me best?

let's see....how about VP of CS....

 

[whislebriches]

let's see....how about VP of CS....

Would that stand for customer service or ......

 

[knightshadow]

Would that stand for customer service or ......

no way....customer satisfaction....at Boner's ....we aim to please....

 

[whislebriches]

LOL

I would say that's probably a good position for me!

 

[knightshadow]

Re: LOL

I would say that's probably a good position for me!

alright...two positions "filled"...damn I'm getting good at this..

 

[whislebriches]

Well since Dream is busy....Let me see what I can do for business!