Boner of contention

KillerMuffin

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Suck suck you fuckee or Fuck suck you suckee?

Me and my bosses have been embroiled in an argument, me against them. We're all female and it's becoming a boner of contention among the three of us. We've agreed to disagree, but you know how that goes. I'm right, I have to prove it. So agree with me.

Is it better to suck a man's cock before jumping on and riding?

or

Is it better to hop aboard, ride up and down a few times to get it all wet, then suck his cock?

or

Is it better to just give him a hand job and ride him til someone cums?

Remember, you're sposed to agree with me so I can be validated and vindicated. Okay? Okay? Hello? Anyone there? Drat.
 
Raising hand....

can I come to work in your office ;)

ahem...My preference (I hope it agrees with yours) is to suck and lick get him all hot and bothered before I jump on that's part of what gets me all hot and bothered!
 
CB...

Oh darnit I wanted to crack a joke *stomp foot*...but I'll respect your wishes...

forget leaves thread trying so hard to hold back...whew there I did it! ;)
 
What a coincidence...

This very question was on the ballot yesterday in Lousiana and I'm happy to announce that the winner was #2.

But it was extremely close race and now there's a dispute. Blowjob-first advocates are demanding a recount and lodging complaints of election irregularities and possible fraud by the "fuck-firsters" (as they call themselves).

The media is blaming the upstart handjob party for playing the role of spoiler and stealing a key block of voters from the blowjobbers, thus allowing a fuckfirster victory.

I'll keep you updated on how it turns out.
 
All three sound great to me. my vote goes to #1 and #2 and #3..

Did I agree with you Muffin, i sure hope so...lol
 
Mmmmmm yummy!

Option A - blowjob before the ride - is standard procedure in my books. Though I certainly wouldn't object to option B. The handjobby thing doesn't do much for me though. I need to taste it, baby!

Sooo... what's the argument? What is YOUR viewpoint on this pressing issue, Ms. Muff?
 
R Nitelight said:
I'm looking for a bad answer here, and I just can't find one....

Sooo...let me get this straight....you like all the options...is that what we're to gather here? :p
 
I have to say that options one and two both sound heavanly!
 
Well...

Since the last post is from Vermont and in 20 of the last 22 elections, the eventual winner has won Vermont, I might have to agree with Skibum. However, we might want to check in the Hot Tamale to find out what they think...
 
Don't bother checking just ask Dan Rather. Would have to say that number one or two are neck and neck..... Number three was squeezed out early.........
 
How 'bout #1 AND #2...

both before and after? No?!? I have to pick one? I would say #2 then... cum all over my face, baby :)

Also, a question here KM: Is this survey supposed to be from the woman's point of view or the man's?
 
KM, I'm solidly behind option #1. I would do all three, but the first one is clearly the winner. :D
 
Versatility and spell checking ability. Nance you are quite a package.;)
 
Oh, Ex, baby. You ain't seen nothing yet!

*wink* Wanna find out?
 
I wanna' see what ever you wanna' show me;)

Personaly I think I would go for option one. After i'm "in" I don't wanna get out.

That being said there is much to be said for her switching at the moment of release "Pull out and cum in my mouth" or her sucking after orgasm.

I am way too horny way too early in the day.
 
Wish I could help you with that. Gotta go to work, though. At least you've given me something to think about on my harrowing drive through the worst drivers in the nation! LOL

Fucking rednecks and their testosterone-laden, water-spraying, view-blocking, lane-hogging, can't-let-the-girl-pass-me, big ass trucks! LOL
 
Woops. I'm the major proponent of option #2, otherwise known as the fuckfirsters. We're waiting on tenterhooks here at Campaign 2000 HQ for the next report from the field.

Givin it a ride for a few minutes first gets it nice and juicy wet without having to slobber all over it first. I can't help myself, I do things with my teeth and it needs to be wet. Not only that, I get that coveted first entry feeling twice, granted the second one isn't as good as the first one, but hey, ya take what you can get.
 
KM why do I imagine you saying...

"I want to taste myself on you"

BOING! LOL
 
Where did you hear that??? Did I say that to you??? Oh my gawd, I am mortified. I thought only the StudMuffin heard me say that...

Since the cat's outta the bag. Ex, darlin, I love to taste myself on you. Can I have a lick?
 
KillerMuffin said:
Not only that, I get that coveted first entry feeling twice, granted the second one isn't as good as the first one, but hey, ya take what you can get.

Ohh, I know exactly what you're talking about. I just love that feeling. Especially when it's been a while. Anybody want to help me out with that? :D Expertise?
 
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