Bollocks!

[Guest]

All of it!

Bullshit, too.

What say you?

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Dog's bollocks?

 

[neonlyte]

Dog's bollocks?

I find Donkey's Bollocks make a superior Salami.

 

[rgraham666]

I am inclined to agree in principle.

I would like a little more information before committing myself.

I'd make a good politician, wouldn't I?

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Tiny little bollocks.

 

[Guest]

BIG, FAT, HAIRY BOLLOCKS





RG, no more information to give at present. Await the press release, scheduled for 2036.

 

[NoJo]

I think you're trying to bite off more than you can chew

 

[Guest]

I did that once and almost pulled off auto-asphyxiation. Was quite a rush, for about ten seconds.

 

[NoJo]

Eergh. Gag me with a spoon.

(Mind you, the image is still lingering...)

 

[Guest]

S'ok, I didn't swallow that time. However, sewing has never been my strong point.

 

[NoJo]

S'ok, I didn't swallow that time. However, sewing has never been my strong point.

But I'm sure you're useful for something.

 

[Guest]

Yep, I can make a good lasagne.

 

[NoJo]

Yep, I can make a good lasagne.

I bet you would. A nice creamy sauce poured over you, then pop you in the oven till you're crispy and brown.

 

[Guest]

I bet you would. A nice creamy sauce poured over you, then pop you in the oven till you're crispy and brown.

With a nice chianti and some fava beans.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

With a nice chianti and some fava beans.

Don't forget to add a sprig of parsley for color.

 

[mrboom]

For colour you need chills.

 

[NoJo]

For colour you need chills.

That is strange and zenlike.

 

[Guest]

Whoa! I've walked over to the other side.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Whoa! I've walked over to the other side.

You're a lesbian now?

 

[Guest]

You're a lesbian now?

*scowl*

No, I've gone celibate.

 

[minsue]

*scowl*

No, I've gone celibate.

BOLLOCKS!

 

[cheerful_deviant]

*scowl*

No, I've gone celibate.

IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! THE SKY IS FALLING!

 

[Guest]

BOLLOCKS!

PMSL!!! Brilliant!

 

[Guest]

IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! THE SKY IS FALLING!

Ha! Gotcha.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Ha! Gotcha.

Damnit. And I just spent my life savings on plastic wrap, duct tape and canned food.