BOB PEALE - Do Not Read
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Gilly Bean
Princess Spanky Pants
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ROFL ROFL....
ANother:
Mommy, how come the computer is bright blue, and beeping at me now?
ANother:
Mommy, how come the computer is bright blue, and beeping at me now?
Bob Peale
angeli ribelli
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OK, the first one of you to teach them how to do that is getting an ass kicking 
New Thing Physics Rule: Apparently, an object in motion does increase in speed if it is turned around backwards.
Say, a scooter hurtling down a driveway toward a post box...
New Thing Physics Rule: Apparently, an object in motion does increase in speed if it is turned around backwards.
Say, a scooter hurtling down a driveway toward a post box...
SimplySouthern
Smooth Up In Ya!
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True story:
A 6-year old on the computer playing with one of those Java puzzle things. I walk away to get him a drink (He's gonna die, just die, if he doesn't get it RIGHT. THIS. VERY. MINUTE.)
I'm pouring his juice and I hear him say. "Help." I ask what's wrong figuring he can't invert a piece to make it fit correctly. He asks me to, "Come here cause my puzzle is gone and there is some naked woman shaking her butt on the "computer TV".
I have since learned about the joys of individual screen names for everyone in the family...WITH parental controls.
A 6-year old on the computer playing with one of those Java puzzle things. I walk away to get him a drink (He's gonna die, just die, if he doesn't get it RIGHT. THIS. VERY. MINUTE.)
I'm pouring his juice and I hear him say. "Help." I ask what's wrong figuring he can't invert a piece to make it fit correctly. He asks me to, "Come here cause my puzzle is gone and there is some naked woman shaking her butt on the "computer TV".
I have since learned about the joys of individual screen names for everyone in the family...WITH parental controls.
