Bob is dead....

[Kitte]

After about a year of faitful service...Bob (Battery Operated Boyfriend) is dead...he just didnt have the kick anymore...he was winding down in his old age. I got a new Rocket...it just isnt the same.

Rest in peace Bob...you served me well.

 

[Cibo]

Guess you have to try out a real one now.

 

[Sillyman]

Bob will always be with us in our hearts.

 

[HeavyStick]

sorry for your loss.......

 

[Ms_Lilith]

Kitte darling!
I'm so sorry! I feel your pain....

 

[scylis]

how come we get all these threads about a woman's vibe dying but not any about a guy's Inflateable Ingrid getting an unfixable hole?

 

[Sillyman]

Women get more emotional attached to their partners. Men are just assholes.

 

[Cherry]

I guess you missed riff's Lucy thread.

 

[wkdclwn]

*playing taps* R.I.P. Bob.

 

[scylis]

yes, but that's riff.

 

[Ezarc]

But what a way to go.

 

[Spinaroonie]

He spent 15 years... gettin' loaded
15 years till his liver exploded....

 

[SkyBluAngelEyes]

how come we get all these threads about a woman's vibe dying but not any about a guy's Inflateable Ingrid getting an unfixable hole?

Because you can take Ingrid down on a date to the local tire fix it store and they can vulcanize her, and vïolá, good as new. It's so hard when a BOB dies.

 

[SkyBluAngelEyes]

On the brighter side, caskets are smaller for BOB's than for Ingrids.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Melt BOB down into a Christmas Frisbee.

 

[christianne]

Kitte,

The next time I use my BOB I will think of yours.

Christianne

 

[brokenbrainwave]

what we need for the service is a 21 dildo salute and for pics of Kite flying the missing man formation over bobs usual resting place in tribute

 

[SweetCherry]

I managed to kill one of mine after about 3 months. I think I just clamped down too hard on the thing. Poor toy.

 

[penguindance]

 

[Orwell84]

Kitte, sorry to hear the bad news. My condolences. You didn't kill poor BOB yesterday when you were suppoosed to be in bed resting, did you?

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

Hey! I keep telling you ladies that I have been to dildo/vibrator repair school, and that I make house calls! I guess all that money and time at ITT Tech Technical Institute training to be a dildo/vibrator repairman was a waste of time. It seemed like a good idea when I saw it on TV - maybe I should have trained to be a medical transciptionist, or a dental hygenist instead.