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Post the things that , when you see someone walking down the street, make you want to order them to their knees. Or conversely, to fall upon your knees yourself.

me: (some of these have to occur in groups, alone they can be negated by other factors)

barrettes
exposed thong (yes cheesy)
pigtails
overalls
tomboys
tomboy hair

pixie hair, dyke style with sticky-uppy back and plastered down bangs

round cheeks
girls who think they are ugly-but aren't
no makeup
puffy morning head
anti boat floater-tongue piercing
big hoop earrings
platforms
slut-gut
chunky thighs
a little bit of acne

another anti-"well put-together women"-"Ooh don't do that, you are going to mess up my hairstyle"

tattoos I can take or leave. I crushed on a dancer with a blue hippo on her lower lower back, it was the only instance of that trend that did anything for me.

too fat rather than too skinny
 
I am at the age where a hefty bank account and a good pension plan floats my boat.
 
Ebonyfire said:
I am at the age where a hefty bank account and a good pension plan floats my boat.

OK, but there must be some physical outward indicators that such a such a fellow has these. Or are you immune to crushes on passersby?
 
As others have said, a presence, piercing eyes, self confidence, nice smile are all components. I think its mostly about how he sees himself and projects his own self image. I can'd describe it very well but I can spot it in an instant.
 
Commanding Presence

Tall, heavy build (think defensive line vs. basketball center)

Eyes that smile

Shaved Heads

A Cocky Grin

Goatees

Tats and/or Piercings
 
Ebonyfire said:
Isn't that spelled "presents?"

Eb:p <Damn I'm shallow today>

Ummm yep!

:D

Miss *I am a superficialbitch* T!

;)
 
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It's hard to find an attractive women around here. They turn 18 and either leave, or start squeezing out a dozen kids.
 
what's a slut gut?


i am a sucker for goths. male or female. particularly guys with eye makeup.
 
I forgot

white or silver hair

am earring is cool

and I am sure there are a few other things...
 
I am attracted to computer geeks. I admit it.

We had a substitute teacher in class one day and he was just so good looking. Le sigh...I am glad I know my stuff already or I wouldnt have been able to concentrate.

Going to school is a good thing for me.

Lots of young, hunky, geeky guys.


But on the street, a man that has that has a nice ass and arms gets to me.

And glasses are a plus.
 
AvaAdore said:
what's a slut gut?


i am a sucker for goths. male or female. particularly guys with eye makeup.

Slut gut is that extra female belly flesh poking out of a too small baby tee. Think Kelly Osbourne. Flat stomached women are icky to me. Better too round a belly than too flat. The point at which normal female abdominal roundness becomes "slut gut" is a point much in contention amongst connossieurs. It makes you want to sink your finger into the innie bellybutton-to the hilt. A preface of things to come.
 
long dark coats. i don't know why, they're just an eyecatcher for me.

that sort of "cool" persona, where they look totally comfortable with themself

hands. i have the biggest hand fetish. long fingers, tapered and elegant, moving with a sort of grace. big hands, but not akward. and fingernails that look fairly well taken care of. not a lot of hair or big bulbous veins, but enough to be manly.

intelligence is a must, as well as humor

a decent body, not too muscley and "look-at-me-i-work-outish" but taken care of.

i'll admit it, i'm a sucker for height. tall guys just seem so intimidating. that's not to say i don't find shorter guys attractive (hell, i'm dating one right now) but i've just always loved the sight of a man towering over me.

but really, sexy is a persona. the way someone carries themself, interacts with others, interacts with me. but it doesn't hurt to be attractive as well! :p
 
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