rosco rathbone
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Post the things that , when you see someone walking down the street, make you want to order them to their knees. Or conversely, to fall upon your knees yourself.
me: (some of these have to occur in groups, alone they can be negated by other factors)
barrettes
exposed thong (yes cheesy)
pigtails
overalls
tomboys
tomboy hair
pixie hair, dyke style with sticky-uppy back and plastered down bangs
round cheeks
girls who think they are ugly-but aren't
no makeup
puffy morning head
anti boat floater-tongue piercing
big hoop earrings
platforms
slut-gut
chunky thighs
a little bit of acne
another anti-"well put-together women"-"Ooh don't do that, you are going to mess up my hairstyle"
tattoos I can take or leave. I crushed on a dancer with a blue hippo on her lower lower back, it was the only instance of that trend that did anything for me.
too fat rather than too skinny
me: (some of these have to occur in groups, alone they can be negated by other factors)
barrettes
exposed thong (yes cheesy)
pigtails
overalls
tomboys
tomboy hair
pixie hair, dyke style with sticky-uppy back and plastered down bangs
round cheeks
girls who think they are ugly-but aren't
no makeup
puffy morning head
anti boat floater-tongue piercing
big hoop earrings
platforms
slut-gut
chunky thighs
a little bit of acne
another anti-"well put-together women"-"Ooh don't do that, you are going to mess up my hairstyle"
tattoos I can take or leave. I crushed on a dancer with a blue hippo on her lower lower back, it was the only instance of that trend that did anything for me.
too fat rather than too skinny