Boasting Thread.

[NoJo]

Boast away. Good practice for any self-effacing Brits out there.



I've got a big fat 24" monitor. It's a Trinitron.

 

[stingray61]

Boast away. Good practice for any self-effacing Brits out there.



I've got a big fat 24" monitor. It's a Trinitron.

LOL you should know the Brits are to boastful to post here. They will say "We are so bloody great we have no need to boast here because everyone already knows how bloody great we are."

I once shot a load of cum over six feet.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Boast away. Good practice for any self-effacing Brits out there.

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I'm not self-effacing...

but I just had some really good sushi.

 

[Guest]

I can touch my tongue and my elbow.

 

[TheEarl]

I'm the only person like me in the whole world!

Serious. If you put my real name into any search engine, all you'll find are references to me.

The Earl

 

[ElizabethWest]

I can touch my tongue and my elbow.

I want to see a picture of that!!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I've got an 8" cock.



No really...




I do.

 

[Guest]

I've got an 8" cock.



No really...




I do.

A midget rooster?? COOL!!!

 

[cloudy]

I have a kick ass car.

 

[TheEarl]

I've got Lucky's 8" cock.

The Earl

 

[Guest]

I have a kick ass car.

I've got a truck that's had its ass kicked.

 

[DrFreud]

Boast away.

I've got a big fat 24" monitor. It's a Trinitron.

My research advisor just said I'm fantastic and doing a great job
Now if I could get another woman to say the same in thing but not in a professional context, I'd over the clouds

DrF
who's not a psychology student.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I've got Lucky's 8" cock.

The Earl

THAT is the picture I want to see

 

[lucky-E-leven]

A midget rooster?? COOL!!!

Not exactly, but it does cause its share of crowing.

 

[Guest]

I have webbed toes.

 

[china-doll]

I have a kick ass car.

I have a 4 door lawnmower.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I have webbed toes.

Enter: image of banjo-player - Deliverance

 

[wornoutkeyboard]

My little fantasy world is so much better than anyone else's. We have gnomes here.

~WOK

 

[Guest]

Enter: image of banjo-player - Deliverance

I can't play banjo. And pigs squealing really irritates me.

 

[Boota]

When I was fourteen years old I hit a baseball over 500 feet. Before I tore my rotator cuff at a shitty factory job I could benchpress 550 pounds. Physically, my best years are behind me.

Turns out I'm REALLY good in bed, though.

Hmm, who knew?

 

[Guest]

Not exactly, but it does cause its share of crowing.

i will NOT say "Anylittlecocklldo"

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I have really big boobs and I can type really fast.
that came out sounding like a job application

 

[lucky-E-leven]

i will NOT say "Anylittlecocklldo"

LMAO!

(Also being flooded with excruciatingly delicious memories...)



~lucky

p.s. Scarlett, you're hired!!!!!!!!!!

 

[cloudy]

LMAO!

(Also being flooded with excruciatingly delicious memories...)



~lucky

p.s. Scarlett, you're hired!!!!!!!!!!

Lucky, I'd beg for you to hire me as your chauffer, so I could drive you around in my kick-ass car, but I know you too damn well.....you wouldn't let me drive.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Lucky, I'd beg for you to hire me as your chauffer, so I could drive you around in my kick-ass car, but I know you too damn well.....you wouldn't let me drive.

Don't be so sure...

I'm into speed-fucking. It gets dangerous when she bounces, though. Hard to see the road, yannow?

How fast can you drive, Cloudy?

~lucky