Boast about your sexual prowess here!

[Guest]

I can impregnate a woman just by thinking about her - some of you women here are going to get a surprise in nine months' time, I can tell you!

 

[Guest]

I deepthroat so deep that sometimes men have complained about their cock getting stung by my stomach acid! When one of my old boyfriends ejaculated it used to squirt out my anus!

 

[Guest]

I can turn a woman into a post-orgasmic gibbering wreck salivating on the floor just by walking past her.

 

[Phoenyx]

I dont need to bost. I am simply the best there is..

 

[Ms_Lilith]

and y'know? None of that turned me on at all. It actually turned me off.

Wow, what a shocker.

 

[Guest]

Once I came so hard I catapaulted my boyfriend out the window! Recent Russian lunar probes have found traces of my semen on the moon!

 

[Sandia]

Once I had sex with a woman..
I don't think she noticed at the time, tho-

 

[Guest]

Vixenshe is yet to witness my full power. Err, oh! there it is! Shazzam! You're preggers!

 

[Ms_Lilith]

Vixenshe is yet to witness my full power. Err, oh! there it is! Shazzam! You're preggers!

Yes, and when I ahve the child, I'll do a DNA test, find out who his father is, and then accuse you of cyber-rape.

grow up.

 

[Guest]

;_;

My cock is so talented it can prepare and cook a meal for twenty people while I am asleep!

 

[Phoenyx]

and y'know? None of that turned me on at all. It actually turned me off.

Wow, what a shocker.

thast Ok.. you Av turn me on...

 

[islandman]

;_;

My cock is so talented it can prepare and cook a meal for twenty people while I am asleep!

So if i'm reading this right, apart from your dick, you're kinda useless.

yeah, that makes sense to me.

 

[Soblue]

*applause*

 

[riff]

I can turn a woman off with just a word

surprised?

 

[Ms_Lilith]

thast Ok.. you Av turn me on...

lol.. glad you enjoy

 

[Guest]

:o

You randy buggers.

 

[Jedi_Outcast]

I have depoiled every cantalope in the house. I won't mention what happens with the banannas

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Re: I can turn a woman off with just a word

surprised?

Is that the word?

 

[Lasz]

I just think this thread is funny.

Some people are taking nudeguy too seriously.

I dont think he is trying to turn anyone on.

 

[Guest]

Eh, lazaraus? You mean local mortuaries filled with the bodies of young ladies whose deaths are identified as "Orgasmic overdose" AREN'T sexy??????

(And when I walk into a room every woman starts shaking like a leaf after instantly receiving forty-four orgasms (at the same time).)