Blurting It Out ... Playground Style

[KalIsBack]

You will face my wroth you greedy bugger. You have all these women drooling over your abs in your harem of beauties.

Meanwhile I get guttersnipe trash from the back alleys of Calcutta and you would want to take those from me too?

My self esteem is getting lower....

What's wroth?

Yes. Because I like Calcutta... so move along.

It's got to stop at some point. Or maybe I'm just not trying hard enough.

 

[AllyRose]

You will face my wroth you greedy bugger. You have all these women drooling over your abs in your harem of beauties.

Meanwhile I get guttersnipe trash from the back alleys of Calcutta and you would want to take those from me too?

My self esteem is getting lower....

Well... they are very nice abs.

 

[KalIsBack]

You watched me perform cunnilingus on her.
Wasn't that a hint?

You told me you were tasting dinner!!!!

 

[hatlover123]

No worries.

I am royalty and I have knighted him.

He is my Master at Arms.

Among other things.

He is flogging boy!

 

[AllyRose]

Okay. I'm off for the night.

It's been a pleasure.

 

[KalIsBack]

Well... they are very nice abs.

*cockblock phase one successful*

 

[hatlover123]

*snort*

You've amused me since day 1, that counts!

Thank you.

I think I can be dubbed Literotica jester. Never taken seriously and good for some laughs.

 

[photograph]

Okay. I'm off for the night.

It's been a pleasure.

Sleep sweet!

 

[KalIsBack]

Okay. I'm off for the night.

It's been a pleasure.

G'nite.

The pleasure was ours.

Wow. That sounded dirty.

 

[photograph]

Thank you.

I think I can be dubbed Literotica jester. Never taken seriously and good for some laughs.

A bit like someone else I know....

 

[hatlover123]

I am NOT guttersnipe trash. Just trash, thank you very much!

You were never within my grasp as some attainable wench. You were up in the clouds with the rest of the pantheon of Gods on this board.

 

[sereneone4u]

He is flogging boy!

No, he is all Sir.

 

[photograph]

You were never within my grasp as some attainable wench. You were up in the clouds with the rest of the pantheon of Gods on this board.

*snort*

And you're delusional?? That's awesome.

 

[KalIsBack]

No, he is all Sir.

 

[KalIsBack]

*snort*

And you're delusional?? That's awesome.

A trait he acquired under my careful tutelage.

 

[hatlover123]

What's wroth?

Yes. Because I like Calcutta... so move along.

It's got to stop at some point. Or maybe I'm just not trying hard enough.

Wroth....old ass word for wrath. Just spelled differently to make it more distinguished and shakespearean n'stuff.

Well your one more cockblock away from strippig it away for good.
So lets get this over with....

 

[hatlover123]

Well... they are very nice abs.

Curses Kal!!

 

[WearMeWell]

Yes, totally serious. Sesame Street porn is out there with all the other cartoon porn.

I think he replaces cookies with vagina....not sure about the crumbs though.

i think...i think im scarred for life.

cookies ...my sweeet cookies

 

[KalIsBack]

Wroth....old ass word for wrath. Just spelled differently to make it more distinguished and shakespearean n'stuff.

Well your one more cockblock away from strippig it away for good.
So lets get this over with....

Wasn't that 'troth?' Not 'wroth.' Silly ass word.

Alright. Any takers?

 

[hatlover123]

You told me you were tasting dinner!!!!

I was. It was Tilapia

 

[hatlover123]

*cockblock phase one successful*

You are such a bastard.

There's got to be some girl who likes me for me.

Dammit, I wish she was on here now.

 

[hatlover123]

Okay. I'm off for the night.

It's been a pleasure.

Nite


Dream of mitochondria

 

[photograph]

The Phrontistery.

If you two are going to battle with obscure words, you're welcome.

 

[hatlover123]

A bit like someone else I know....

I'm not on his level yet. I must apprentice under him to raise up in the ranks to equal his status.

 

[hatlover123]

*snort*

And you're delusional?? That's awesome.

To answer your question.

Yes I am.