Blurting It Out ... Playground Style

[KalIsBack]

Homemade syrup. Yes, I know how to make it.

As long as it's not maple. I can't eat/consume maple syrup straight. Waaaaay too sweet. It needs to be diluted with other syrups.

 

[KalIsBack]

I want mine with a side of sausage.

Gawd that was cheesy.

Special British blend?

 

[photograph]

As long as it's not maple. I can't eat/consume maple syrup straight. Waaaaay too sweet. It needs to be diluted with other syrups.

Mostly just fruit ones. Strawberry, blueberry.

 

[WearMeWell]

Now I want pancakes.

I dunno about buttermilk, but I make mean pancakes. NOT using pre-maid stuff.

With syrup. Ya know, the kind of syrup you lick off your fingers?

I do.

two please.

Whole wheat with pecans.

Bananas and blueberries on top.

Please.

Fingers, anyone?

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/03/21/article-2117001-1240405B000005DC-367_634x327.jpg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks41wugcSu1qzoaqio1_500.jpg

 

[KalIsBack]

Fingers, anyone?

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/03/21/article-2117001-1240405B000005DC-367_634x327.jpg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks41wugcSu1qzoaqio1_500.jpg

That's how we get the syrup off!

Well, and other stuff too.

 

[sereneone4u]

Special British blend?

Only the best will do.

 

[sereneone4u]

Fingers, anyone?

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/03/21/article-2117001-1240405B000005DC-367_634x327.jpg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks41wugcSu1qzoaqio1_500.jpg

Where have you been all my life?

 

[hatlover123]

*strolls in wearing nothing but a sock condom*

Hey everyone...

 

[KalIsBack]

Only the best will do.

I trust you to do a very thorough taste test.

 

[photograph]

*strolls in wearing nothing but a sock condom*

Hey everyone...

There you are. Geez!

 

[KalIsBack]

*strolls in wearing nothing but a sock condom*

Hey everyone...

Quick! Lock your doors and protect your kittens!

 

[hatlover123]

There you are. Geez!

Not quite the first impression I was hoping for, but I take pity and disgust so we are good.

 

[hatlover123]

Quick! Lock your doors and protect your kittens!

Cockblocking comes naturally for you. I think you have a job somewhere....where they employ cockblockers...

 

[sereneone4u]

Not quite the first impression I was hoping for, but I take pity and disgust so we are good.

What if it was shock and awe?

 

[photograph]

Not quite the first impression I was hoping for, but I take pity and disgust so we are good.

After I was wondering where you were a few pages back?

 

[KalIsBack]

Cockblocking comes naturally for you. I think you have a job somewhere....where they employ cockblockers...

I work in a brothel. I'm like... the bouncer.

 

[WearMeWell]

*strolls in wearing nothing but a sock condom*

Hey everyone...

lol~

what is a sock condom??

 

[KalIsBack]

lol~

what is a sock condom??

Hat does terrible things with his feet.

Terrible things...

 

[hatlover123]

What if it was shock and awe?

You mean shock and gah-what-the-hell-was-that

 

[WearMeWell]

Where have you been all my life?

smile~ lurking?

Here is one of my favorites..i think i am drawn to the passion in it

http://www.flickr.com/photos/zealsten/6945233830/sizes/m/in/photostream/

 

[hatlover123]

After I was wondering where you were a few pages back?

I just got home actually. And immediately contemplated making a video of myself twerking.

 

[hatlover123]

I work in a brothel. I'm like... the bouncer.

The blocker...you don't bounce. You don't want those manly boobies of yours to jiggle in that underarmour shirt you no doubt wear at the brothel.

 

[photograph]

I just got home actually. And immediately contemplated making a video of myself twerking.

Do it. I didn't really like my dinner anyway.

 

[hatlover123]

lol~

what is a sock condom??

A sock that's used to sheath my one-eyed trojan warrior

 

[hatlover123]

Hat does terrible things with his feet.

Terrible things...

Yes, I'm like the Gruffalo