Blues Challenge

[SmilingLez]

Stuttering Cherry Grant steps up on stage. She downs a shot of whiskey. Her fingers adjust the mic. She straddles her bull fiddle. She clears her throat.




You left me and I feel so sad.
You left me and I feel so mad.
Bbbaby you're just so bbbad,
bbbut I'm the bbbest you ebbber had.

 

[SapioSexual9]

Crying Sap Ferguson sings,

Quaking Floor Blues

My hound dog woke me up this morning
revving like a dirty old Greyhound bus

My hound dog woke me up this morning
revving like a dirty old Greyhound bus

Well my good ole Daddy he woke up
making him this big old fuss

He said wake up pretty Momma,
Daddy got a shotgun to blast

Soon the bed was freaking creaking all crazy
Yes suh an Daddy was saying rock me rock me
like a long south bound train

Soon the bed was freaking creaking all crazy
an I was a hollering Yes suh Ooooo Yes suh
while Daddy was hauling ass on me

Well we was a chugging
like a good ole freight train woohooo

Well we was a chugging
and the damn old bed brake

And Daddy said Momma I’m in trouble
I ain’t got no hand break

I said Daddy
the bed is broke and there is nothing,

nothing, but thunder and lightening
between my heart beats

But Daddy he wasn’t listening
He was getting high on my back hills

And he turned my whole house up,
side, down giving me those
quaking floor blues.