Blue Balls

[AevaLynn]

So I'm feeling so bad right now for my son (he's 19)! He was on the phone with a girl he used to date and she was being flirty. Next thing I know he's groaning , rolling on the bathroom floor and throwing up.

He finally told me what was up and asked if this was blue balls. I told him to take a cold shower or um go work things out... Is there anything else ? I feel so bad for him right now he's so humiliated to have to tell me this lol, and in pain !
Be nice, I don't want any mommy fetish type stuff here, my poor baby thinks he's dying.

 

[kinkysam742]

So I'm feeling so bad right now for my teenage son! He was on the phone with a girl he used to date and she was being flirty. Next thing I know he's groaning , rolling on the bathroom floor and throwing up.

He finally told me what was up and asked if this was blue balls. I told him to take a cold shower or um go work things out... Is there anything else ? I feel so bad for him right now he's so humiliated to have to tell me this lol, and in pain !
Be nice, I don't want any mommy fetish type stuff here, my poor baby thinks he's dying.

This is why masturbation should be viewed as a normal and natural thing! It hurts not to. I've never thrown up from it before but he should know to not let anything build up to much. Hopefully I helped ;P

 

[AevaLynn]

This is why masturbation should be viewed as a normal and natural thing! It hurts not to. I've never thrown up from it before but he should know to not let anything build up to much. Hopefully I helped ;P

LOL..oh the wicked things I wanna say to you sir

I feel so bad for him, he's such a good kid and he's rolling around groaning , "oh man I've been trying to stay away from bitches and this is what I get " LOL

 

[kinkysam742]

LOL..oh the wicked things I wanna say to you sir

I feel so bad for him, he's such a good kid and he's rolling around groaning , "oh man I've been trying to stay away from bitches and this is what I get " LOL

Please, I love wicked things =D
It happens to the good ones more often in my expirience >.<. Though that is quite a funny thing to say, sounds like he needs to have some "alone time" haha, in my opinion, orgasming every so often also keeps one more cheerful.

 

[AevaLynn]

Please, I love wicked things =D
It happens to the good ones more often in my expirience >.<. Though that is quite a funny thing to say, sounds like he needs to have some "alone time" haha, in my opinion, orgasming every so often also keeps one more cheerful.

I'm trying so hard not to laugh at him, it's difficult though I'm the giggly type . Oh well he's trying to ice his balls now, there goes frozen veggies for dinner LOL, I need to go giggle where he can't hear me and then I'm going to block that girl from calling him I think lol.

 

[kinkysam742]

I'm trying so hard not to laugh at him, it's difficult though I'm the giggly type . Oh well he's trying to ice his balls now, there goes frozen veggies for dinner LOL, I need to go giggle where he can't hear me and then I'm going to block that girl from calling him I think lol.

Good idea about giggling somewhere else, young men have a tendency to have a very fragile ego. And you should maybe talk to him about the girl? He may have learned his lesson. =P
And.. sorry about the veggies. xP

 

[creamofthecrawp]

i find it odd that the situation is causing him nausea, thats not a usual symptom of "blue balls" more of being kicked in the balls lol

my advice would be some dramamine (sea sickness medication) to quell the nausea, or at the very least some pepto bismol

as for sexual release, his body should be maintaining it on its own (i.e. wet dream occurances)

if it isn't and is honestly causing these types of situations there could be an underlying problem

probably not though.

 

[fishfinder41]

I once had the embaressment of having to show my step mother my blue balls after a fun but un climatic ride home with a gf. They were 3 times normal size she ended up taking me to the hospital and after a little nap they went away. So I learned what they were and how to take care of them after that.

 

[AevaLynn]

Thanks guys. He took a long shower and is asleep now, so I think it has passed. I just feel so bad for him, poor baby.

 

[kinkysam742]

Thanks guys. He took a long shower and is asleep now, so I think it has passed. I just feel so bad for him, poor baby.

Anytime my dear! I think you also have a PM you haven't responded to ;P

 

[AevaLynn]

Anytime my dear! I think you also have a PM you haven't responded to ;P

Oh dear, I'm working on answering if I haven;t luv..My little box is filled once again

 

[kinkysam742]

Oh dear, I'm working on answering if I haven;t luv..My little box is filled once again

For you? I can wait =]

 

[CWatson]

"Working things out" is really the best option. "Blue balls" result from, basically, having an erection for too long with no release; all the blood that rushes down there gets stuck, and the congestion is painful. Actually having an orgasm will help send the right traffic signals and get things cleared up.

 

[kinkysam742]

"Working things out" is really the best option. "Blue balls" result from, basically, having an erection for too long with no release; all the blood that rushes down there gets stuck, and the congestion is painful. Actually having an orgasm will help send the right traffic signals and get things cleared up.

Agreed! and not just because of the AV ;P

 

[LaChica]

Agreed! and not just because of the AV ;P

Hahaha

 

[dashd]

I'm, more concerned about a possible medical problem... if he's vomiting and in pain. I could list a host of things that could be going on including a testicular torsion injury.

 

[AevaLynn]

I'm, more concerned about a possible medical problem... if he's vomiting and in pain. I could list a host of things that could be going on including a testicular torsion injury.

Thanks, that was a concern for me too. I actually called his doctor after about 45 minutes, he was still feeling so badly. By the time the doctor called back 20 mins later he had fallen asleep and when he woke hours later was fine again.

He had taken a cold shower and cleaned the pipes right before he fell asleep he tells me now. I would have taken him in if it had continued. He's been on vacation and off playing video games all week 24/7 with the guys. Then the ex gf called and got him all wound up. I think there must have just been quite a build up lol. It certainly scared us both, I had no clue what was going on .

 

[LaChica]

Did you talk to him about just 'releasing' it?

 

[anadvocate]

LOL..oh the wicked things I wanna say to you sir

I feel so bad for him, he's such a good kid and he's rolling around groaning , "oh man I've been trying to stay away from bitches and this is what I get " LOL

You must be the coolest mom in town.

My mom would have slapped me silly if she heard me referring to women as "bitches."

 

[AevaLynn]

You must be the coolest mom in town.

My mom would have slapped me silly if she heard me referring to women as "bitches."

LOL, we have a pretty easy going relationship. I allow my kids to pretty much say anything they want in front of me, they just need to be respectful to me and of others in public. He is a gentleman to women and they love him, so i think it works and I do get cool mom points
If he said it in public I'd slap him silly

 

[AevaLynn]

Did you talk to him about just 'releasing' it?

I let his dad talk to him further about it and he did for sure! When he talked to me he said he just hadn't even had the urge to for several weeks and it just hit him like a truck. I did tell him that it's not healthy to go so long.

 

[Maxell46]

Been following the blueball exploits of your son and it brings back not so fond memories of the first ( and worst ) time I had the dreaded testicle agony. It's no fun...
I had always heard of " blue balls " but never actualy thought it was something that was common.

I was young... ( 18 )...inexperienced and always the gentleman
She was a fantastic kisser and my brand new steady girlfriend
We had spent the day together enjoying our new friendship exploring the deserts of New Mexico where we lived.
I had erections on and off most of the day
More on than off. In fact I'd venture to guess I was erect for 6 of the 7 hours we were together.
No release...but the pre cum had flowed all day.

By the time I got home my stomach hurt and the pain in my groin was intense.
I knew what was happening...but didn't know what to do about it. The pain was deep...an intense dull ache...and the thought of stroking myself off was not even on my mind because of the discomfort.

Long story short: I took a long long shower and it dissapated the pain enough to take care of bussiness.

I've had it a few more times over these past 37 years since that day in the desert. Nothing as intense as that first time!!! I know better than to let things build up to critical mass before releasing the floodgates

 

[AevaLynn]

Wow! Ya I never thought it was real either until I saw what horrible pain he was in.
Nice story, sweet and a lil sexy
The moral of this story boys and girls is please clean those pipes often ! Lol.

Been following the blueball exploits of your son and it brings back not so fond memories of the first ( and worst ) time I had the dreaded testicle agony. It's no fun...
I had always heard of " blue balls " but never actualy thought it was something that was common.

I was young... ( 18 )...inexperienced and always the gentleman
She was a fantastic kisser and my brand new steady girlfriend
We had spent the day together enjoying our new friendship exploring the deserts on the West Mesa of Albuquerque,New Mexico where we lived.
I had erections on and off most of the day
More on than off. In fact I'd venture to guess I was erect for 6 of the 7 hours we were together.
No release...but the pre cum had flowed all day.

By the time I got home my stomach hurt and the pain in my groin was intense.
I knew what was happening...but didn't know what to do about it. The pain was deep...an intense dull ache...and the thought of stroking myself off was not even on my mind because of the discomfort.

Long story short: I took a long long shower and it dissapated the pain enough to take care of bussiness.

I've had it a few more times over these past 37 years since that day in the desert. Nothing as intense as that first time!!! I know better than to let things build up to critical mass before releasing the floodgates

 

[LaChica]

Wow! Ya I never thought it was real either until I saw what horrible pain he was in.
Nice story, sweet and a lil sexy
The moral of this story boys and girls is please clean those pipes often ! Lol.

Gladly so!

 

[RAddams]

The actual term for the condition is testicular vasocongestion if anyone cares to know.