Blue Balls

[CharleyH]

Men know all to well what they are. Women are savvy to the over-exaggerated excuses, but did you know that women also get something similar to blue balls when they don't orgasm?

There is not a term for this, yet. We on Lit can come up with one!!

My sorry-ass entries include:

Purple clit
Mad escargot
Twisted sister

 

[Trombonus]

Wilted rose?
Purple pussy?

 

[impressive]

What is this "when they don't orgasm" you speak of?

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Frigid?

 

[Carnevil9]

I've always heard it called "blue lips." I don't know if it is a literal description, though. Any more than "blue balls" is a literal description.

 

[CharleyH]

What is this "when they don't orgasm" you speak of?

LOL - yeah. LOL, I hear ya. Think of older women who have never had one, lesbians who are on the verge of lesbian bed death... straight women subjected to the porn flickering of a male tongue that reflects the strobe on dance floor and equals seizure, but not from pleasure. Come on, you can think of a phrase for female blue balls, Imp!

 

[impressive]

Come on, you can think of a phrase for female blue balls, Imp!

Actually, I can't. If I am "denied" orgasm for some reason, my body will simply take over and I'll orgasm anyway. I've never understood the blue balls syndrome for that reason.

Hell, if I go a couple days without orgasming consciously, I'll come in my sleep. There's no choice involved. It's rather baffling to me why that doesn't apply to everyone, male and female.

 

[neonlyte]

Actually, I can't. If I am "denied" orgasm for some reason, my body will simply take over and I'll orgasm anyway. I've never understood the blue balls syndrome for that reason.

Hell, if I go a couple days without orgasming consciously, I'll come in my sleep. There's no choice involved. It's rather baffling to me why that doesn't apply to everyone, male and female.

Most of us like to keep the laundry bills down... but hey, congratulations

 

[CharleyH]

Actually, I can't. If I am "denied" orgasm for some reason, my body will simply take over and I'll orgasm anyway. I've never understood the blue balls syndrome for that reason.

Hell, if I go a couple days without orgasming consciously, I'll come in my sleep. There's no choice involved. It's rather baffling to me why that doesn't apply to everyone, male and female.

I understand (lol). There is this lingering myth that men who have blue balls MUST get off or die. I am saying women also get something similar, but since we can't call it blue balls - what might it be called? Blue ovaries?

 

[TE999]

Clitoris Interruptus?

Frozen beaver?

Sleeping slit?

Passive pussy?

 

[Liar]

Sorry, can't get "Mad escargot" out of my mind.

 

[SpicyPepper]

Actually, I can't. If I am "denied" orgasm for some reason, my body will simply take over and I'll orgasm anyway. I've never understood the blue balls syndrome for that reason.

Hell, if I go a couple days without orgasming consciously, I'll come in my sleep. There's no choice involved. It's rather baffling to me why that doesn't apply to everyone, male and female.

You're a lucky SOB. I've never cum. Ever. Not even on my own.
Even when I have sexy dreams, I usually wake up just before anything really good happens.

It sucks.

My sister cums in her sleep though, which I think is awesome.

 

[SpicyPepper]

I, too, like mad escargot!
I also enjoy clitoris interruptus...

Crispy clam?

...that's all I got.

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

I practice Tantric sex and have for many years. Orgasm is not the ultimate goal for me in sex. (I'm not saying I don't have them; I just try to preserve that energy for the right moment after I've totally gratified my partner.) I think that is why my sexual partners are so satisfied. Or, I could just be wrong. Anyway, that's my two-cents.

For the record, I like "mad muff" as a synonym for 'non-female-orgasm.'

 

[TE999]

Vagina absentia ?

 

[Guest]

"Azure lips."

Suggested usage: "Azure lips seem to need some attention, allow me to offer my services."

 

[Stella_Omega]

Having in fact experienced this, I think "Twisted Sister" is a perfectly descriptive name.

It felt like a constant ache. I went to the doctor about it. Then I had a long talk with my partner about boudoir ettiquette.

 

[SpicyPepper]

Having in fact experienced this, I think "Twisted Sister" is a perfectly descriptive name.

It felt like a constant ache. I went to the doctor about it. Then I had a long talk with my partner about boudoir ettiquette.

Really?
I'm only going to ask this because you've posted about it, but could you please elaborate?
What did the doctor say?
Why did he give you "twisted sister" or leave you "twisted sistered"?
How did the conversation with your partner go?

I know I can probably use my imagination to fill in the blanks but I'm genuinely intrigued by this...