Blue Balls

[NoJo]

My gonads are killing me like someone has kicked me there. Yes, I have them "blue balls" blues again.

 

[rgraham666]

Story of my life.

 

[Guest]

perhaps you could use some sort of prostate massage...
i believe you are a prime candidate for alien abduction.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Did you know that the namel of Count Basie's "One O'Clock Jump" was originally "Blue Balls Blues"? Seems to me like the last thing you'd want to do is jump.

Why is it always blue balls? Why can't I ever get a decent case of Priapism like they talk about on TV?

 

[impressive]

Why can't I ever get a decent case of Priapism like they talk about on TV?

Every time I look at the name of my car, I see it as a contraction of Priapus ... but, I would.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Every time I look at the name of my car, I see it as a contraction of Priapus ... but, I would.

Priapus? I thought you told me it was a Probe.

 

[impressive]

Priapus? I thought you told me it was a Probe.

Naw. I traded that in for a Hummer

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Naw. I traded that in for a Hummer

Do you have to take it in for lip service?

 

[shereads]

Do men ever paint their balls in festive colors, like Easter eggs but without the boiling water?

If not, why not?

 

[MagicaPractica]

Do men ever paint their balls in festive colors, like Easter eggs but without the boiling water?

If not, why not?

I don't care about him painting them with colors but something tasty would be a good incentive. Chocolate men, yup, that's what I'm looking for. LOL

 

[Wildcard Ky]

Do men ever paint their balls in festive colors, like Easter eggs but without the boiling water?

If not, why not?

True Story

Years ago, my father started a new job at a factory. Apparently the veteran employees had a tradition of doing something to initiate all of the new guys. The initiation varied from person to person.

My dad got smart with them when they threatened to initiate them. He basically dared them to do something. A group of them got ahold of him, held him down, pulled down his pants, and spray painted his balls silver.

They called him silver balls for years after that.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Damn, that's gotta suck. I have been there enough times. Let's just say that I have tried celibacy and found it wasn't for me.

 

[shereads]

Do men ever paint their balls in festive colors, like Easter eggs but without the boiling water?

If not, why not?

True Story

Years ago, my father started a new job at a factory. Apparently...

Oh thank you for this! I hadn't read any farther than what I've quoted here when I started laughing so loud, it woke my deaf dog. I'm almost afraid to read the rest.

My ribs hurt. Stop me.

 

[SweetPrettyAss]

When I was a girl, I was always told that blue balls is something that guys use to get into a girl's pants. "Oh, you gotta let me. Otherwise it's real painful and I might even have to have an operation in the hospital.