Bludgeoning the right wing to death

S-Des said:
Just lurking . . . Too frightened to offer an opinion (except that I want to volunteer for sweetsubsarahh's group).
I'm not positive, but I got the distinct impression opinions were not valued here anyway. :rolleyes:
 
3113 said:
Come to that, even neo-cons have sex...they're just not allowed to admit it and they're especially not allowed to use protection.
So, that's why there's so bloody many of them.


All together now:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood!​
 
Liar said:
All together now:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood!​

I think that was one of the hymns we sang in mass when I was a kid.
 
Liar said:
So, that's why there's so bloody many of them.


All together now:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood!​

"But Father, can't you cut your balls off?"
"No son, God would see right through a trick like that."

There is a reason I always look for your posts :).

Roxanne Appleby said:
Afraid you might get fucked in the ass? Not to worry - no legislators here.

I thought that was in the Gay board (or the Catholic Priest board).

Actually, I have an equal mix of Left & Right opinions, so I usually piss everyone off on one of these. Since Mz Deviancy has already threatened to name a character after me and have him anally raped in one of her stories, I figure I'll let you veterans (and the irresponsible youth) fight it out. When you're all to tired to post anymore, I'll come in and take over, starting my own group (but Sarahh's still in charge of organizing it).
 
Roxanne Appleby said:
Afraid you might get fucked in the ass? Not to worry - no legislators here.
Yes, grab a stool and join us
 
MzDeviancy said:
I hate you all.

...except for a few select right-wingers who manage to not be total pricks. And I'd kill them first if there were a revolution, just to prove I'm serious.

One of the problems left wingers have with right wingers is violence. Give a typical left winger a gun and it shoots itself in the foot. Give a typical right winger a gun and it goes after its enemies. You may not agree with what the tight winger does, but at least it is intentional, not accidental.

JMHO.
 
R. Richard said:
One of the problems left wingers have with right wingers is violence. Give a typical left winger a gun and it shoots itself in the foot. Give a typical right winger a gun and it goes after its enemies. You may not agree with what the tight winger does, but at least it is intentional, not accidental.
You're quite right. Though it's a little less like guns and more like suicide bombers. They blow up the enviornment, not knowing that they're destroying their own resourses. They blow up a woman's right to choose, not knowing that they're opening the door to over-population and all the problems that brings. They blow up science in school, not seeing that it means that other countries will be superior in science and race ahead of us in technology and medicine, etc. They cut taxes without a thought of who's going to pay for things the country needs...including the wars they want to wage.

So, while the right doesn't shot itself in the foot, it certainly blows itself and everyone else up...quite deliberatly, selfishly, and with no thought to the future.
 
3113 said:
You're quite right. Though it's a little less like guns and more like suicide bombers. They blow up the enviornment, not knowing that they're destroying their own resourses. They blow up a woman's right to choose, not knowing that they're opening the door to over-population and all the problems that brings. They blow up science in school, not seeing that it means that other countries will be superior in science and race ahead of us in technology and medicine, etc. They cut taxes without a thought of who's going to pay for things the country needs...including the wars they want to wage.

So, while the right doesn't shot itself in the foot, it certainly blows itself and everyone else up...quite deliberatly, selfishly, and with no thought to the future.
AH-AH-AH! This is a rant thread! I made a sincere political argument here once and was slapped down. Feel free to post your public policy views in another thead, and if I have time I'll be glad to point out how delusional, wrongheaded, destructive, dangerous, and generally not-very-nice they are.

(Actually, only two of them fit that description.)

:devil:


And that applies to you also, Mr. Gun Nut.
Miss Grundy
 
3113 said:
They cut taxes without a thought of who's going to pay for things the country needs...including the wars they want to wage.

You might read my thread "Taxes." It explains your concern in factual terms.
 
R. Richard said:
You might read my thread "Taxes." It explains your concern in factual terms.
See my post No. 63 above.

This is your last warning, Mr.! After this warning,
you win and I lose - this thread becomes just another crossfire. Oh well, so be it.
 
MzDeviancy said:
Seriously. I forgot why I needed a break from Lit. Then I came back and browsed through threads that have been going while I've been gone, and it all of a sudden came screaming back to me: bitchy right-wingers who are never happy no matter how many countries America invades and occupies.

The left wingers are whiney because we don't think the only lives of any value are American lives. We're complacent because we don't think all illegal immigrants who crawled through fucking sludge to work shit jobs for minimal pay should just up and be deported to go back and die in the gutters they came from. Everything is our fault because, through some mysterious feat of political genius, we're fucking up North America when we're not even in charge.

I hate you all.

...except for a few select right-wingers who manage to not be total pricks. And I'd kill them first if there were a revolution, just to prove I'm serious.

Um... Who are you?

And more specifically, are you sure you'r in the right forum?

The AH is primarily Left-wingers, or near it. To be truthful, I'm pretty much square in the middle in my political beliefs, not at all right wing, nonetheless extremist, and sometimes I don't even feel welcome here.

Q_C
 
3113 said:
Gasp! Don't you know that in right-thinking states it USED to be illegal for anyone to have anal sex? Even the heterosexuals? And then those darn liberal, pro-active judges on the Supreme court had to get involved and now it's so much harder to make laws restricting how people fuck. It's so unAmerican!

You're my favourite person ever. *rubs her head against your leg*
 
Roxanne Appleby said:
See my post No. 63 above.

This is your last warning, Mr.! After this warning,
you win and I lose - this thread becomes just another crossfire. Oh well, so be it.
. :D .



(that goes for Imp's above post, too. I'm just too lazy to do it twice. ;))
 
Liar said:
Amazing what a little cut n paste can do.

impressive said:
I read this first as "cunt paste"

:eek:

*Frantically trying to clean my keyboard because of the milk that just shot out of my nose*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
 
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