Bludgeoning the right wing to death

[MzDeviancy]

Seriously. I forgot why I needed a break from Lit. Then I came back and browsed through threads that have been going while I've been gone, and it all of a sudden came screaming back to me: bitchy right-wingers who are never happy no matter how many countries America invades and occupies.

The left wingers are whiney because we don't think the only lives of any value are American lives. We're complacent because we don't think all illegal immigrants who crawled through fucking sludge to work shit jobs for minimal pay should just up and be deported to go back and die in the gutters they came from. Everything is our fault because, through some mysterious feat of political genius, we're fucking up North America when we're not even in charge.

I hate you all.

...except for a few select right-wingers who manage to not be total pricks. And I'd kill them first if there were a revolution, just to prove I'm serious.

 

[impressive]

Um, welcome back?

 

[NoJo]

Seriously. I forgot why I needed a break from Lit. Then I came back and browsed through threads that have been going while I've been gone, and it all of a sudden came screaming back to me: bitchy right-wingers who are never happy no matter how many countries America invades and occupies.

The left wingers are whiney because we don't think the only lives of any value are American lives. We're complacent because we don't think all illegal immigrants who crawled through fucking sludge to work shit jobs for minimal pay should just up and be deported to go back and die in the gutters they came from. Everything is our fault because, through some mysterious feat of political genius, we're fucking up North America when we're not even in charge.

I hate you all.

...except for a few select right-wingers who manage to not be total pricks. And I'd kill them first if there were a revolution, just to prove I'm serious.

Where do you stand on the Dixie Chicks, though?

 

[Liar]

I hate you all.

Advice: In order to hate, you need to care. If you don't take that stuff dead serious, you can shrug, pity their one-track minds and move on to better things. Like reading smut.

 

[Guest]

Seriously. I forgot why I needed a break from Lit. Then I came back and browsed through threads that have been going while I've been gone, and it all of a sudden came screaming back to me: bitchy right-wingers who are never happy no matter how many countries America invades and occupies.

The left wingers are whiney because we don't think the only lives of any value are American lives. We're complacent because we don't think all illegal immigrants who crawled through fucking sludge to work shit jobs for minimal pay should just up and be deported to go back and die in the gutters they came from. Everything is our fault because, through some mysterious feat of political genius, we're fucking up North America when we're not even in charge.

I hate you all.

...except for a few select right-wingers who manage to not be total pricks. And I'd kill them first if there were a revolution, just to prove I'm serious.

Want a breath mint?

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Seriously. I forgot why I needed a break from Lit. Then I came back and browsed through threads that have been going while I've been gone, and it all of a sudden came screaming back to me: bitchy right-wingers who are never happy no matter how many countries America invades and occupies.

The left wingers are whiney because we don't think the only lives of any value are American lives. We're complacent because we don't think all illegal immigrants who crawled through fucking sludge to work shit jobs for minimal pay should just up and be deported to go back and die in the gutters they came from. Everything is our fault because, through some mysterious feat of political genius, we're fucking up North America when we're not even in charge.

I hate you all.

...except for a few select right-wingers who manage to not be total pricks. And I'd kill them first if there were a revolution, just to prove I'm serious.

Got Milk?

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

I consider myself a libertarian, classical liberal to be precise, and people like me seem to be pigeonholed as "on the right," although I have no more in common with Pat Bucannon or GWB than I do with Hillary (one reason I much prefer the two-axis "diamond chart").

All that said, to be safe, don't forget to include me in the first batch up against the wall, because you really don't want anyone to have any illusions about just how serious you are.

 

[dizzylia]

I consider myself a libertarian, classical liberal to be precise, and people like me seem to be pigeonholed as "on the right," although I have no more in common with Pat Bucannon or GWB than I do with Hillary (one reason I much prefer the two-axis "diamond chart").

All that said, to be safe, don't forget to include me in the first batch up against the wall, because you really don't want anyone to have any illusions about just how serious you are.

Right on.


(Sorry, just wanted to chime in.)

 

[Zeb_Carter]

I prefer it displayed this way...as done on the Libertarian Parties web site.

http://aycu26.webshots.com/image/265/1768011747409484007_rs.jpg

 

[CharleyH]

Seriously. I forgot why I needed a break from Lit. Then I came back and browsed through threads that have been going while I've been gone, and it all of a sudden came screaming back to me: bitchy right-wingers who are never happy no matter how many countries America invades and occupies.

The left wingers are whiney because we don't think the only lives of any value are American lives. We're complacent because we don't think all illegal immigrants who crawled through fucking sludge to work shit jobs for minimal pay should just up and be deported to go back and die in the gutters they came from. Everything is our fault because, through some mysterious feat of political genius, we're fucking up North America when we're not even in charge.

I hate you all.

...except for a few select right-wingers who manage to not be total pricks. And I'd kill them first if there were a revolution, just to prove I'm serious.

Why do Americans think they are in Iraq anyhow? Why do you (yourself) think they are? Thats always been my question. I know why your government is there, but why do you as a people think you are there and do you agree?

 

[3113]

Why do Americans think they are in Iraq anyhow? Why do you (yourself) think they are? Thats always been my question. I know why your government is there, but why do you as a people think you are there and do you agree?

We're there because our government says we should be. While some of us may have been foolish enough to question the government's reason for invading Iraq the first place, we now know better. The government and all neo-con leaders know what's best for us. If they say we need to be in Iraq because it has WMDs, or because we need to stop Hussian before he becomes another Hitler, or because Iraq was in bed with Al Quada and responsible for 911, or because....um...any one of those other reasons, then we should believe them without question. Oh, and we've got the best reason yet at the moment: because the whole country would fall apart if we weren't there. We're keeping it together!

See. Lots of good reasons...if we wanted a reason from our government because we were foolish enough to think they might be wrong. Which we aren't. We saw what happened to the Dixie Chicks.

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

Why do Americans think they are in Iraq anyhow? Why do you (yourself) think they are? Thats always been my question. I know why your government is there, but why do you as a people think you are there and do you agree?

Here's why I think the U.S. is there. I posted this in another thread a couple weeks ago:


I think Bush was determined after 9/11 to "change the rules," because the ones in place appeared to him to tilt the playing field against the safety of the U.S., and assuring that is his primary responsibility, after all. Afghanistan was the first move in this game, and at the time it was universally approved. Even now it there is not much criticism.

Iraq was the second move. He took a big gamble there, betting on the "neocon" vision that creating a "beachhead" of democracy in a benighted region would bear fruit by causing some dominos to fall in a direction we like. Libya appears to be an example of this, and perhaps Lebanon.

Will the gamble pay off? I don't think anyone knows. I think those who say "absolutely not" don't know that, and those who say (or said) "of course" don't know that. I think the shrill criticism is not good, and diminishes the chances the gamble will pay off. I think too many of those on both sides are motivated by blind partisanship, and so I tune 99 percent of it out. That's why I don't get involved in these threads. But I just wanted to state what I think at least one time.


And now two times.

 

[MzDeviancy]

Here's why I think the U.S. is there. I posted this in another thread a couple weeks ago:


I think Bush was determined after 9/11 to "change the rules," because the ones in place appeared to him to tilt the playing field against the safety of the U.S., and assuring that is his primary responsibility, after all. Afghanistan was the first move in this game, and at the time it was universally approved. Even now it there is not much criticism.

Iraq was the second move. He took a big gamble there, betting on the "neocon" vision that creating a "beachhead" of democracy in a benighted region would bear fruit by causing some dominos to fall in a direction we like. Libya appears to be an example of this, and perhaps Lebanon.

Will the gamble pay off? I don't think anyone knows. I think those who say "absolutely not" don't know that, and those who say (or said) "of course" don't know that. I think the shrill criticism is not good, and diminishes the chances the gamble will pay off. I think too many of those on both sides are motivated by blind partisanship, and so I tune 99 percent of it out. That's why I don't get involved in these threads. But I just wanted to state what I think at least one time.


And now two times.

You can just take your rational argument and screw right off. This here's a rant thread. You want to be all 'rational' and 'thought-provoking', start your own thread!

FYI, the Dixie Chicks fall into the gray area of conservatives I almost like, not just because they said they were ashamed of Bush, but because they made Earl.

But they still die if the revolution happens. Sorry.

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

Well all-fuckin' right then!

 

[Guest]

Well all-fuckin' right then!

Come join my revolution, baby.

We don't have guns, just lots of toys.

And lube.

And stockpiled chocolate.

We're set.

 

[TheEarl]

FYI, the Dixie Chicks fall into the gray area of conservatives I almost like, not just because they said they were ashamed of Bush, but because they made Earl.

They did?

The Earl

 

[dizzylia]

Come join my revolution, baby.

We don't have guns, just lots of toys.

And lube.

And stockpiled chocolate.

We're set.

Whoa. Do you accept volunteers?

 

[Guest]

Whoa. Do you accept volunteers?

Hell, yes!

 

[MzDeviancy]

Come join my revolution, baby.

We don't have guns, just lots of toys.

And lube.

And stockpiled chocolate.

We're set.

....well, now that revolution sounds way funner than mine.

*ponders deserting the extreme left wing*

 

[Guest]

....well, now that revolution sounds way funner than mine.

*ponders deserting the extreme left wing*

Join us!

 

[MzDeviancy]

Join us!

Damn you! You're pure evil! Luring me away from my righteous anger!

You're like Darth Vader in that whole scene in Return of the Jedi. But instead of a light saber, you're brandishing the really cool vibrators with all the funky attachments...

I'm so confused...

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

Look what's happening out in the streets
Got a revolution Got to revolution
Hey I'm dancing down the streets
Got a revolution Got to revolution
Ain't it amazing all the people I meet
Got a revolution Got to revolution
One generation got old
One generation got soul
This generation got no destination to hold
Pick up the cry
Hey now it's time for you and me
Got a revolution Got to revolution
Come on now we're marching to the sea
Got a revolution Got to revolution
Who will take it from you
We will and who are we
We are volunteers of America

Jefferson Airplane, "Volunteers." Written by the great Marty Balin.

 

[3113]

Damn you! You're pure evil! Luring me away from my righteous anger!

You're like Darth Vader in that whole scene in Return of the Jedi. But instead of a light saber, you're brandishing the really cool vibrators with all the funky attachments...

I'm so confused...

You can stay on the extreme left and still have sex. The Left wing has always been about the "free love" and plenty of birth control. Damn hippies!

Come to that, even neo-cons have sex...they're just not allowed to admit it and they're especially not allowed to use protection.

 

[MzDeviancy]

You can stay on the extreme left and still have sex. The Left wing has always been about the "free love" and plenty of birth control. Damn hippies!

Come to that, even neo-cons have sex...they're just not allowed to admit it and they're especially not allowed to use protection.

But do we have chocolate?

 

[minsue]

Well all-fuckin' right then!

I'll be rational with ya, Roxalby. Go round up the horsey and we can all be rational together.


ETA to MzD - Thank you for sharing.