Blowjobs

[KillerMuffin]

Suck suck you sucky

I've heard the expressions:

Wow, she can suck start a harley!

She can suck the brass off a doorknob!

She can suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose!

That ain't nuthin, she can suck a football through 100 feet of copper tubing!

I can only think of one thing when looking at this list. OUCH! My gawd, if she could suck the brass off a doorknob, she could suck your testes through your vas defrens and out your peehole. OOOOhhhhhhh it just sounds like so much pain to me.

If she could suck start a harley, she could probably suck your intestines out along with it.

Honestly guys, would you let a woman that could suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose anywhere near you precious penis???

 

[R Nitelight]

YES!

 

[Ben - Beer Bear]

*Handing R Nitelight a beer*

 

[Thumper]

Uh...no

actually it ain't about sucking at all....the best I ever had treated it like a softserve ice cream cone...

Vanilla...of course...every time I watch her with a cone I get a little crazy...

Now watch all the guys out there from now on ordering there ice cream in a small bowl with a spoon...

This begs the question: How do you tell someone they give bad head?
"Hey you suck!" just doesn't get it...

 

[wolfy]

It's possible to give bad head?

 

[Purple Haze]

Yes, put I'd probably have to pull the sheets out of my ass.

 

[Thumper]

Re: Suck suck you sucky

That ain't nuthin, she can suck a football through 100 feet of copper tubing!

Well that gives her more forward progress in one blowjob than the Bengals have racked up all season!

Guess they even suck at sucking!

hut hut hut fumble

rumor has it this is actually one of the plays in their playbook...

 

[Roll-One]

Uh Huh..right now !!!!!

where is this woman anyway, my harley wouldn't start today, and i had to have it towed to the shop.. dang it

 

[April]

Uh oh, Roll One, maybe you shouldn't have mentioned that.

What'cha got? Huh? Huh? LOL

HOG member?

Sorry, I'm nosy today.

 

[Dudley]

Re: Uh...no

actually it ain't about sucking at all....the best I ever had treated it like a softserve ice cream cone...

She wrapped it in a paper napkin and dipped it in chocolate?

 

[Roll-One]

Hmmmmm....nosey hu April...thats ok
LOL

I have a Sportster, and a HOG member..lmmfao

 

[Samuari]

Re: Re: Uh...no

actually it ain't about sucking at all....the best I ever had treated it like a softserve ice cream cone...

She wrapped it in a paper napkin and dipped it in chocolate?

Oh, Yeah! But the WAY the chocolate came off, ahhh. Paper napkins are allways handy.

 

[Mr_Neb]

I guess it's just another one of those bizzare idiosyncrasies of the English language.

It's called a blowjob yet there is no blowing involved. Oh maybe except for the occasional blowing of cool air on a very wet member which is a nice touch.

To compound the issue, even though the term is "blowjob", sucking (the opposite of blow?) is always associated with the act yet intense hard sucking isn't the point either.

Go figure.

 

[lukyduk97]

I was told by a guy friend that it's called blow job because it blows his mind when he cums.

 

[chal13]

Blowjobs, yes we love them

No, its not about being able to suck a bus threw a straw. I don't know why we call them blowjob, or why when something is bad we say it blows like blowing is a bad thing. Just in case you don't know how to give a good one here are the basics.
1. Remove teeth if possible.
2. Do not suck hard on a limp dick, it hurts so suck softly till it gets hard.
3. Keep one hand at the base of the dick, and gently caress the balls with the other hand.
4. Lick the head now and then.
5. Gently suck while you slowly bob your head up and down.
6. When he starts to cum, stop head bobbing, and start pumping the shaft with your hands catching all of his load in your mouth.

Some guys insist you sould swallow, but most of us have our eyes closed at this point and wouldn't know if you swallowed,spit,or gargled.
I hope this takes care of any confusion caused by the name.

 

[KillerMuffin]

1. Remove teeth if possible.

Unfortunately thats not possible for me. Never let a good blowjob get in the way of my teeth. Of course, the first time he felt my teeth wrap around his cock he made a strange gargling sound and covered my face in cum. I like my teeth.

 

[Mustang Sally]

Mm mmmm chal, you got me longing for a cock to practice on.

 

[R Nitelight]

Mustang Sally

Hear that munching sound?
That's me, eating my heart out.

 

[Samuari]

Mm mmmm chal, you got me longing for a cock to practice on.

Come over here, I'll help ya out.
Practice does make perfect.

 

[Mustang Sally]

I knew I was asking for trouble with that comment....
Geez, Nitelight, get yer ass OVER HERE and let's have some real fun!

 

[Samuari]

POUTING

I'm hurt, I am. I asked first.

 

[Mustang Sally]

Oh Sam, I'm so sorry! I have no idea how I missed your post. How can I ever make it up to you?

 

[Samuari]

Come over here my dear, something is bound to come up.

 

[SeXy ReDHeD]

Like what, Sammy?

 

[Samuari]

Am I going to have to split my atention between you two? That could prove intersting. Well Red, if you you need an explaination, I'll be happy to further your education.