Evil Attorney
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A girl and her boyfriend walk into a bar. When its the girls turn to buy a round, she tells him that she's heard of a wonderful new drink, he simply must try.
She returns with the usual half of lager for herself. For him, she has two glasses. One contains a measure of Bailey's, the other limejuice.
INSTRUCTIONS: "OK, what you gotta do is, you gotta swig the baileys, hold it in your mouth, and then drink the lime juice."
He looks a bit dubious, buts she's very enthusiastic so he decides to give it ago.
First the bailey's, lovely smooth, creamy, warm feeling in the mouth.
Then he takes the lime Juice.
TIME : 0.1 sec : The cream in the Baileys curdles.
TIME : 0.3 sec : Boyfriend's face turns the color of fresh lime Juice
TIME : 0.6 sec : Boyfriend calms his stomach & swallows the grunge.
TIME : 1.5 sec : She whispers in his ear.........
" Its called a Blowjob Revenge"
She returns with the usual half of lager for herself. For him, she has two glasses. One contains a measure of Bailey's, the other limejuice.
INSTRUCTIONS: "OK, what you gotta do is, you gotta swig the baileys, hold it in your mouth, and then drink the lime juice."
He looks a bit dubious, buts she's very enthusiastic so he decides to give it ago.
First the bailey's, lovely smooth, creamy, warm feeling in the mouth.
Then he takes the lime Juice.
TIME : 0.1 sec : The cream in the Baileys curdles.
TIME : 0.3 sec : Boyfriend's face turns the color of fresh lime Juice
TIME : 0.6 sec : Boyfriend calms his stomach & swallows the grunge.
TIME : 1.5 sec : She whispers in his ear.........
" Its called a Blowjob Revenge"
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