Blowjob problems...

hogjack said:
I have several things laminated for the same reason.

Getting a couch laminated is not as straightforward as you would think...

I like that in a guy...being prepared for anything at every moment :)
 
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hogjack said:
I have several things laminated for the same reason.

Getting a couch laminated is not as straightforward as you would think...

I like that in a guy...being prepared for anything at every moment :)
 
Kimberly39 said:
I like that in a guy...being prepared for anything at every moment :)


So true. But I've had to reconfigure a Swiss Army Knife with all new tools. It's more of an Adam & Eve Army Knife now.
 
hogjack said:
So true. But I've had to reconfigure a Swiss Army Knife with all new tools. It's more of an Adam & Eve Army Knife now.

Now that I'd like to see! A little lube opener...battery tester...maybe a little vibrating file...you should think about getting a patent.
 
Kimberly39 said:
Now that I'd like to see! A little lube opener...battery tester...maybe a little vibrating file...you should think about getting a patent.

I'll need to research this one a bit. There are a lot of perverted, but still brilliant & innovative minds out there. Maybe a similar device is on the market or at least been patented.

Though I did patent the Felatio Fluffer Friend I couldn't get a reputable manufacturer to produce it.
 
Adorah said:
So, i frequently give my guy head, And he cums everytime. However, the last few times he has complained of me using "too much teeth"..And i wasn't even aware of it...I was just sucking harder.....
Can anyone please give me tips on how to avoid using my teeth?

A girl that gives head frequently is to be cherished. I don't mind getting chewed on so I would not presume to cramp your style.
 
Lips over teeth...and if he don't like it he can go fuck himself..no offense
 
Kimberly39 said:
Now that I'd like to see! A little lube opener...battery tester...maybe a little vibrating file...you should think about getting a patent.
all that and with my wifes birthday cumming up :nana:
 
jeepman6 said:
all that and with my wifes birthday cumming up :nana:

...There's not much that's better (for a girls birthday) than toys and an enthusiastic man to use them with! Add to that a picnic (in bed, of course) of cheese, crackers, fruit, chocolate and wine and you have yourselves a perfect little birthday celebration :)
 
Kimberly39 said:
Add to that a picnic (in bed, of course) of cheese, crackers, fruit, chocolate and wine

The potential for staining the sheets is significant.

Lay down a layer of protective plastic first.
 
Adorah said:
So, i frequently give my guy head, And he cums everytime. However, the last few times he has complained of me using "too much teeth"..And i wasn't even aware of it...I was just sucking harder.....
Can anyone please give me tips on how to avoid using my teeth?

Concentrate more about the wetness and the up and down motions than the actual sucking. Flavored lube may also help here.
 
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hogjack said:
The potential for staining the sheets is significant.

Lay down a layer of protective plastic first.

True..so true. When you pour the wine into your partners navel (talk about something that could cause alcoholism!), there is a chance of overflow...guess this is a good reason to think about that laminated mattress!
 
Take 'em out

Adorah said:
So, i frequently give my guy head, And he cums everytime. However, the last few times he has complained of me using "too much teeth"..And i wasn't even aware of it...I was just sucking harder.....
Can anyone please give me tips on how to avoid using my teeth?
That's what I do.
:D
 
Kimberly39 said:
True..so true. When you pour the wine into your partners navel (talk about something that could cause alcoholism!), there is a chance of overflow...guess this is a good reason to think about that laminated mattress!

One of the challenges of wine in the naval is conducting a toast.

Takes a lot of practice and a steady bod.
 
usually if teeth are gonna be a problem, it's on the down stroke (IMHO) -helps if you sorta tuck the lips over the teeth as you're sliding down the shaft, then you can loosen up, keep that jaw open, and suck gently as you pull back up, nice and slow. i also find rather than try to turn myself into the human vibrator, using a few fingers around the shaft and jacking them off helps when things start to get hot and heavy. my b/f likes to savor the experience, which means we're gonna be there a while, and the mouth + hand is really for my own salvation! :) plus he's gotta BIG scrumptious cock, so if i've got my hand wrapped around it i don't have to take so much down my throat. (one of my goals in life is to take that thing all the way to the base..........and live to tell about it!).

its also been my experience that guys would really rather you get down to business rather than a lot of fancy ancillary activities - there really is beauty in the statement SUCK MY DICK, BITCH!!! i do it cuz i LOVE it. because i LOVE it, i'm damn good at it. its an honor and a privilege to suck cock....
 
cumhungry said:
its an honor and a privilege...

That is a gracious perspective.

You've captured the glorious aspect of this act that is oft misunderstood or under-appreciated.

Please take this to the masses, sell it to the people - society at-large will benefit from your insight.
 
I love cock. I like thick cock for vaginal. Long and thick is really only good for looking at, as I do not enjoy pressure on my cervix. Avg. sized cock mainly for anal and oral. Even with the average sized cock though, giving oral can be a problem with my teeth.

I've really been putting off some orthadontral surgery because I think while it would fix my underbite. Not only because I already have a hard time shaping my mouth to suck and keep it open enough to not use teeth, but for several other reasons. It's actually not noticable as it works well with how my jawline works out, I've gotten used to eating like this, it would mean a couple days off work and 2 months of having my jaw wired shut, and my teeth are much sharper than average. I've kissed plenty of people and my tongue has never gotten cut in their mouths, but very aggressive lovers had to be warned. I think the only reason I don't cut my own tongue is actually because my underbite meakes it so my tongue can't really be bitten. I do put my lips over my teeth when I can, but I can't do it for too long without cutting into my lips. I tried using my plastic retainer while doing oral and that was just really uncomfortable.

So, I pretty much learned to only put the head in my mouth and licke the rest, while I use lube, my hands, and other things to make it as good as possible. I do go down all the way if I can, but it's only for really short periods of time.
 
Bj

Just glide your lips along, lightly flipping past the rim. Don't suck--that's a misnomer. Wet lips are best. Try lip gloss or lipstick. Liplock not needed--drool is ok. Use your throat when you are in the upside-down (69) position. Sometimes jack it gently with your hand while it is in your mouth. The top side of the tongue is not smooth: The underside of your tongue is smooth--use it sometimes. Moan. Take it out when you need a rest, and give it a rest, too. Or continue with your hand. If you get expert with your hand you will be unforgettable. Don't try to get it over with in a hurry. After a while you might well have the guy aching. Of primary importance is the eroticism of the act; the get-off is secondary.
 
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try this

when I was talking with a g/f, she said she learned using a banana. cut off the black end. when you are using it, you will see if you are using your teeth to much, because bananas bruise. plus, helps get you over your gag reflex. apparently her b/f said she gave the best bj he ever had.
 
pinkpussy38 said:
when I was talking with a g/f, she said she learned using a banana. cut off the black end. when you are using it, you will see if you are using your teeth to much, because bananas bruise. plus, helps get you over your gag reflex. apparently her b/f said she gave the best bj he ever had.

mmmm I like youir style...practice, practice....
 
Adorah said:
So, i frequently give my guy head, And he cums everytime. However, the last few times he has complained of me using "too much teeth"..And i wasn't even aware of it...I was just sucking harder.....
Can anyone please give me tips on how to avoid using my teeth?

push your lips out over your teeth to protect it, and i usually try to keep his dick towards the roof of my mouth. it helps to avoid it as well.
 
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