blowing your nose at the dinner table..

[dirtwrench]

Ok, reading the great pig roast fiasco has convinced me- Johnny HAS to be a former small town kid from farm country. I laughed until I had tears running down my cheeks and my wife started reading over my shoulder. Her response- "which one of those fuckers you hung out with in high school is that?"

 

[redheadedtxn]

I think JS's former pig deserves a moment of silence.

Very funny stuff!

 

[girlsmiley]

Fat hookers from Texas are gross.

The redheaded ones are especially gross.

Very much so. Turns out she wanted to have sex for money. I was looking for someone to house sit. I was going to let it go as a simple miscommunication but she got all upset and before you know it there were cankles and muffin tops all over the place, red hair flying. It was a mess. Finally had to toss a Twinkie in the other direction so I could make my getaway.

Like hating a stupid Floridian.

You are one UGLY bitch. On the inside. On the outside you're average looking.

I am ashamed I ever thought you were hot. You're a fucking tool.

 

[girlsmiley]

Welcome to ignore, you UGLY cunt.

 

[butters]

You are one UGLY bitch. On the inside. On the outside you're average looking.

I am ashamed I ever thought you were hot. You're a fucking tool.

can't hide the ugly. i said it before and she wont give a shit but ugly's ugly.

 

[girlsmiley]

can't hide the ugly. i said it before and she wont give a shit but ugly's ugly.

Because she's a tool.

Meh. She's not worth it, chup chup.

 

[Comshaw]

Actually, it is about not flipping the light switch on when you do not want to wake up your sex partner. Red and I covered this somewhere in this thread after our 1st respective posts.

So it's all about not waking your sex partner is it? Your partner sleeps in the bathroom does she? On a throw rug I hope. How do you step over her without turning on the light? Or does she bite you on the ankle if you wake her up? Or do you both sleep in there? Damn! That's just gross. I think I might find someone else as a partner ifn' I were you.

I still don't think that's an excuse to piss on the floor or the seat. If you don't want to turn on the light to see it, you were given hands to feel it and ears to hear the tinkle as it hits the target. Anything else is bullshit laziness.



Comshaw