Blow Jobs

Dillinger

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I need one. Or two or three...

Two or three blow jobs a day... that's not asking too much, is it?
 
You blow me away ...

2 or 3 blowjobs a day, Dillinger?

geez darling ... you need to find your own intern, eh?
 
Dill, it never hurts to ask....

Getting, however, is a whole other story.


blue
 
Dixon Carter Lee said:
In two weeks you'll be dragging that thing on the ground behind you.

LOL- I should add here that the reason why I find so many of these comments funny is the mental image with which it is accompanied.
 
Re: You blow me away ...

Isabella Thorne said:
2 or 3 blowjobs a day, Dillinger?

geez darling ... you need to find your own intern, eh?

Good idea... I'll start accepting applications immediately! *smile*

And yes... you do have a good point... I really shouldn't limit myself to just 2 or 3 blowjobs a day...
 
I'd offer, but it really can't be good for a guy to lose conciousness three times in one day, can it? :p
 
Well, for the sake of science, it's imperative that we begin immediately. :D

just the thought of that monster cock... <drool>
 
I guess the question then is... can you handle losing consciousness 3 or more times a day?
 
YOU would be unconcious... see, there was this guy. And he kept asking me to fuck him (we were at a bar) and so i took him in the storeroom and blew him. He came so hard he lost conciousness. I've been trying to recapture the moment ever since. ;)
 
I didn't get ANY blow jobs yesterday... now I need 6 of them... before midnight.
 
Forget dragging it.

You're gonna have to pick it up off the floor, throw it over your shoulder, and lug it home with you.

ROFL
 
I don't mind lifting some heavy weights every now and then.

And yes... I am greedy - but in such an adorable way, don't you think? *lol*
 
Nothing wrong with being greedy when it comes to sex- as long as you are willing to reciprocate ;)
 
Always more than willing to reciprocate...

Now here's the problem... if I don't get 6 blowjobs today - I'll need 9 tomorrow...
 
Pan Pan Pan!

Definitely a cock a girl could easily kneel at..to worship with wanton enthusiasm, if I do say so myself!
~grin~
 
Saturn Return said:
Pan Pan Pan!

Definitely a cock a girl could easily kneel at..to worship with wanton enthusiasm, if I do say so myself!
~grin~
You have pics? I want a pic! I want a pic! If it's alluring enough, I might take you up on the offer, Dillinger... ;)
 
How about a virtual blow job, Dillinger?

I imagine you just out of the shower, your beautiful body still wet and steaming ....

... a towel wrapped around your waist ...

... me kissing you - inhaling your clean scent ....

... your towel dropping to the floor ...

.... me getting on my knees in front of you ....

.... sucking you ....

.... looking up into your eyes ...

... soon I feel you get hard in my mouth ...

... I hear you groaning with pleasure ...

... calling my name ...

... your hands in my hair, urging me to take more of you ...

... pulling me closer to you ...

... deeper into you ...

... I feel your balls ever so lightly with my hand ...

... they are becoming tight ...

... your hands start to tremble in my hair ...

.... "oh god" comes out of your lips as your seed comes out of your cock ...

... shooting down my throat ....

... hot and salty ...

... you pull me closer still ....

... thrusting your cock down my throat as you cum ....

... I feel your beautiful cock spasm as I suck the last of your seed out ...

... milking you ...

... I release the suction from my mouth ever so slightly ...

... I kiss the tip of your cock ...

... holding the shaft in my hand ...

... I start to lick you clean ...

... beginning at your still-tight balls ...

... moving up the shaft with my tongue ...

.... ending with delicate licks at the beautifully-formed head ...

... you grab my arms and pull me up to you ...

... kissing me deeply ...

... tasting your sex in my mouth ...


Ruby
 
Ah..I was referring to Dill's avatar..

Seriously, that av is making it hard for me to concentrate..with those smoldering eyes are looking right at me..
~smiles~




I hear a lute..baby!
 
Rubyfruit

sounds good....er, ummm i mean that sounds like the makings for a great story!
;)
 
Re: Rubyfruit

batter said:
sounds good....er, ummm i mean that sounds like the makings for a great story!
;)

Thanks batter. ;) Can you tell I love sucking cock?

Ruby
 
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