Bloopers

[Artina Heartflash]

What she's been supporting would delight the hearts (and other parts) of some brave soldiers.

SAHHHHHLOOOOT UU Dang, I wanted to raise some pink boobies here but can't make the nipples, and they hang a bit.

I would add several exclamation points after that, but my keyboard has been blooping out on me for weeks. Can't get any use of the whole row of top keys.

 

[Artina Heartflash]

Rejected

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[Artina Heartflash]

You're a nut, but a lovable nut.

You make me blush. Thanks. I needed that.
Looking at your sig line------
Red potato salad is served. lol.

 

[Artina Heartflash]

Another Blooper With Teeth

I submitted a story "With Teeth----revised" today. It had been rejected the first time for quoting too many song lyrics. So I rewrote and resubmitted it. Now I just realized another blooper and had to contact Laurel. I had referred to the main character Rico as a "young boy" in the story.

He's a young MAN actually. I hope I can get someone to change the couple of words in the story from"boy" to "man". I'd hate to resubmit, due to someone rejecting it as child porn.

That's what I get for being a cougar who affectionately refers to all the young fellows as "boys", lol. Terms of endearment--- an old habit.

 

[E_Z_BOY]

I submitted a story "With Teeth----revised" today. It had been rejected the first time for quoting too many song lyrics. So I rewrote and resubmitted it. Now I just realized another blooper and had to contact Laurel. I had referred to the main character Rico as a "young boy" in the story.

He's a young MAN actually. I hope I can get someone to change the couple of words in the story from"boy" to "man". I'd hate to resubmit, due to someone rejecting it as child porn.

That's what I get for being a cougar who affectionately refers to all the young fellows as "boys", lol. Terms of endearment--- an old habit.

DANG WOMAN. That Bites.

How am I gonna be immortalized in Literature if you keep making boo boos? I AM A MAN. How many "boys" have 9 inch cocks?

 

[Artina Heartflash]

DANG WOMAN. That Bites.

How am I gonna be immortalized in Literature if you keep making boo boos? I AM A MAN. How many "boys" have 9 inch cocks?

LOL. None like yours, baby. Keep your pearls on. I'm coming over for a bite.

 

[BuckyDuckman]

I have a bad habit of using "generic" names for my characters. I love going to the Social Security Administration and doing a search for the top 10 boy or girl names for the year of birth of my characters. Here's a link if anyone else wants to use the tool: http://www.ssa.gov/oact/babynames/

Anyway, I have to be VERY careful that I don't change someone's name in the middle of a story, like I did a longer story I posted elsewhere. More amazing? How few of my readers actually noticed. I credit good descriptions of those characters as people - everyone knew who I meant, regardless of the name changing, but wow! What a blooper!

 

[Sugary_Comfort]

When the movie The Grudge 2 came out, I swear the theater here got some version that was never meant to leave the studio.

It's kind of hard to get into a scary movie when you can see the microphone not even an inch from the top of the main character's head. And then cue the unfinished part of the set where the wall is jaggedly hacked away and there are a million wires above it. I asked tons of people if they noticed, because they're super noticeable, and no one else saw it. Not even those going to the same theater.

And I've made plenty of bloopers in my writing, but only one of them funny and noteworthy.

I'm a bit of a nerd so I love comic book superheroes. Don't read comics, but I watched a ton of the cartoons as a kid. Anyways, back in 2006 I got to writing a Nightwing fanfiction (for those who don't know who Nightwing is, he is the superhero identity of Richard Grayson, the first Robin to Batman).

Well I created a character called Melody and had her and Richard really hit it off at a party (this is all part of the prologue as the story is about the child these two make).

At the end of the party, Melody is riding home with her dad (this was a big function with loads of rich business owners) and her father was angry she'd been talking to Grayson. He told her the boy wasn't worth anything being the offspring of poor circus performers. He forbade her to see Richard ever again.

Thing is, Melody was 22 at this time and she was just living at home because she's the daughter of a super rich person. So she gets mad that her father is treating her like that and says,

"I'm old enough to like whoever I want and I like Dick!"

If anyone has ever read or seen anything Batman with Richard Grayson, you'll know that everyone calls him Dick.

Well I didn't catch it at first, but during the read through before I posted the chapter up on fanfiction.net I caught it and died laughing. Right then and there I was like, "Yup, Melody is going to call him Richard." *delete delete delete*

My boyfriend at the time got a major kick out of that.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

When I first posted stories to this site, (I always forget this one) I posted three stories at once. One of the three didn't have an ending. I thought I had written it, but it wasn't there. i looked back at the original file even, to see if the site had goofed, but it still wasn't there. So I had to take a couple of hours and hack out a proper ending for the story, and resubmit it.

 

[Artina Heartflash]

I'm a bit of a nerd so I love comic book superheroes. Don't read comics, but I watched a ton of the cartoons as a kid. Anyways, back in 2006 I got to writing a Nightwing fanfiction (for those who don't know who Nightwing is, he is the superhero identity of Richard Grayson, the first Robin to Batman).

Well I created a character called Melody and had her and Richard really hit it off at a party (this is all part of the prologue as the story is about the child these two make).

At the end of the party, Melody is riding home with her dad (this was a big function with loads of rich business owners) and her father was angry she'd been talking to Grayson. He told her the boy wasn't worth anything being the offspring of poor circus performers. He forbade her to see Richard ever again.

Thing is, Melody was 22 at this time and she was just living at home because she's the daughter of a super rich person. So she gets mad that her father is treating her like that and says,

"I'm old enough to like whoever I want and I like Dick!"

If anyone has ever read or seen anything Batman with Richard Grayson, you'll know that everyone calls him Dick.

Well I didn't catch it at first, but during the read through before I posted the chapter up on fanfiction.net I caught it and died laughing. Right then and there I was like, "Yup, Melody is going to call him Richard." *delete delete delete*

My boyfriend at the time got a major kick out of that.

I caught it immediately and laughed heartily. I would have left it in the story, had it been one I'd written.

 

[Artina Heartflash]

I have to be VERY careful that I don't change someone's name in the middle of a story, like I did a longer story I posted elsewhere. More amazing? How few of my readers actually noticed. I credit good descriptions of those characters as people - everyone knew who I meant, regardless of the name changing, but wow! What a blooper!

Curious: Ever written a sex scene where the main man is playing with his lover and Lover cries out some other man's name? Blooper within bloopers within bloopers...

 

[BuckyDuckman]

When the movie The Grudge 2 came out, I swear the theater here got some version that was never meant to leave the studio.

It's kind of hard to get into a scary movie when you can see the microphone not even an inch from the top of the main character's head. And then cue the unfinished part of the set where the wall is jaggedly hacked away and there are a million wires above it. I asked tons of people if they noticed, because they're super noticeable, and no one else saw it. Not even those going to the same theater.

And I've made plenty of bloopers in my writing, but only one of them funny and noteworthy.

I'm a bit of a nerd so I love comic book superheroes. Don't read comics, but I watched a ton of the cartoons as a kid.

You're story was great, but when I read to this point - here's what I thought you were going to say next... that you saw a microphone above a character's head in cartoon, too. I know, silly, goofy, and impossible... but I was so ready for that just the same!

As for the "I like Dick," LMAO!

 

[BuckyDuckman]

Curious: Ever written a sex scene where the main man is playing with his lover and Lover cries out some other man's name? Blooper within bloopers within bloopers...

LMAO! No, Artina, I haven't been THAT reckless with my writing... yet!

 

[cloudy]

In a lot of the old "spaghetti" westerns, even those with Clint Eastwood, you can see contrails from jets in the sky over the "wild west."

 

[Artina Heartflash]

desert dessert

I caught this error in story from my favorite author: He was writing about masturbation.

It seldom took long before the slit at the end of my helmet would start gasping like a dying man in a dessert,



I do like the metaphor. What was the dessert in which the 'man' was dying? Banana pudding?

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He might want to make me eat a dictionary for posting this.

 

[CarlusMagnus]

I caught this error in story from my favorite author: He was writing about masturbation.

It seldom took long before the slit at the end of my helmet would start gasping like a dying man in a dessert,



I do like the metaphor. What was the dessert in which the 'man' was dying? Banana pudding?

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He might want to make me eat a dictionary for posting this.

That sentence would qualify as a blooper even if "desert" had been spelled correctly.

 

[Artina Heartflash]

man, I am thrilled that so many people liked my Halloween submission.
Someone sent me a lengthy praise anonymously. Must have had about 20 sentences/moments/phrases he liked.

But one thing he brought up was that the Tango dance is performed by couples who do not touch each other's partners on the floor. "It's nothing like the wild dancing you portray in the beginning," he said.

Duh...I never said that Tango was being performed. I stated that the main character was "especially good at Tango" but then followed it immediately with dance floor action that described much more violent moves. I meant to show that the boy was in the wrong place for the style of dance familiar to him.

Someone tell me my blooper, if it looks to you like I made one. Sheesh. I am no expert on what to call the certain dances, but I do know that a ring of aggressive boys shoving a woman about is a popular dance formation.

Look in sig line under submissions for "With Teeth". thanks.

 

[Artina Heartflash]

I'm listening to a football game on TV. The play by play sportscaster just blurted about a football player who was knocked in the head :

"He got shooken up."

WTF, who shook the brains out of the sportscaster?

 

[xssve]

interesting things to take note of, my mind runs that way, too. i used to have a 'bloopers' reel from porn, just the kind of stuff you'd expect, i.e. male star can't get it up, or male star shoots before he's supposed to, female passing gas with some one going down on her, blown lines of course. really a fun tape to run for an adult party! wish i knew what happened to it.

Blooper reels are the best of porn period.

And seriously, who here has not, at some point been yelled at during sex for putting your hands or elbows on a woman's hair so as to painfully pull it?

Then there are pussy farts, etc.

How about the chicks that get bored during sex? I had one chick start to tell jokes while I was fucking her, so I shoved a couple of fingers up her ass, shut her right up.

 

[xssve]

But to the OP, typos, sure, turgid prose, no shortage - bloopers not so much, a pity, I'm particularly fond of the double entendré.