Bloobie's Banana Thread

I'm Wild Cherry said:
I knew you would!


I am assuming you got it for me for Chey's Bday while you were out shopping yesterday. I hope it fits. I hope it doesn't make my huge ass look huge...
 
Bluesboy2 said:
I am assuming you got it for me for Chey's Bday while you were out shopping yesterday. I hope it fits. I hope it doesn't make my huge ass look huge...


How bout I just get you some fabric since it is damn pricey for a banana shirt?

I could just hot glue some plastic bananas to a shirt... that might be even easier. Who wouldn't want a 3-D banana shirt?
 
I'm Wild Cherry said:
How bout I just get you some fabric since it is damn pricey for a banana shirt?

I could just hot glue some plastic bananas to a shirt... that might be even easier. Who wouldn't want a 3-D banana shirt?


I cannot believe you would put a price on our friendship. That hurts.
 
How bout a picture of INVISIBLE banana chucks to help your ruffled feathers?



Dunno where they went. Very big and very yellow.
 
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We were watching a guitar festival DVD and I can't believe Bluebie didn't even notice the guy was wearing banana looking shoes. :D He must have been staring so hard at the guitar.
 
TexasFunGuy said:
We were watching a guitar festival DVD and I can't believe Bluebie didn't even notice the guy was wearing banana looking shoes. :D He must have been staring so hard at the guitar.


You are correct.
 
Why are bananas never lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.


Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.

How do you catch King Kong?
Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant?
Nick: I don't know.
Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet.
Andy: Did she lose weight?
Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees well!
 
banana facial

INGREDIENTS

1 banana, just ripe
1 tablespoon honey
1 egg yolk
1 teaspoon wheat germ oil
1 tablespoon finely powdered oats
1 teaspoon lemon juice (optional, if mask will not be used immediately)
1 drop each rose and Melissa essential oils (optional)

1. Peel and mash banana. Add honey, egg yolk, wheat germ oil, oats, and lemon juice, if used, and mash further to form a smooth, creamy paste.

2. If mask is too thick, add a bit of distilled water, and stir until smooth.

3. Add essential oils last, and stir to mix well.

4. To use, apply to clean face and neck, avoiding eye and mouth areas. Rest for 10 minutes, or longer if your skin is very dry. Rinse with warm water, and follow with toner and moisturizer, if desired. Use mask within a few hours of making.
 
Some days I feel like this:

:nana:


And other days, like this:

[flipv]:nana:[/flipv]
 
gypsywitch said:
Why are bananas never lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.


Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.

How do you catch King Kong?
Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant?
Nick: I don't know.
Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet.
Andy: Did she lose weight?
Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees well!



Those are all great! Thanks. :rose:
 
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