Blonds

[Fly_On_Wall]

Because I'm blond, I don't have to think
I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks
Don't have to worry about gettin' a man
If I keep this blond and I keep these tan

Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah
Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah

I see people working, it just makes me giggle
Cause I don't have to work, I just have to jiggle
Cause I'm blond, B-L-O-N-D
Cause I'm a blond, don't you wish you were me?

I never learned to read and I never learned to cook
Why should I bother when I look like I look?
I know lots of people are smarter than me
But I have this philosophy: SO WHAT?! *giggles*

Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah

I see girls without dates and I feel so sorry for 'em
Cause whenever I'm around, all the men ignore 'em
Cause I'm blond, nyah nyah nyah
Cause I'm a blond, nyah nyah nyah

They say to make it you need talent and ambition
Well I got a TV show, and this was my audition:
Umm, okay, what was it?
Okay, um, don't tell me... oh yeah, okay,
DUCK, MAGNUM, DUCK!
Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah
Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah

I took an IQ test and I flunked it of course
I can't spell VW but I got a Porsche
Cause I'm a blond, B-L-I-N-D
Cause I'm a blond, don't you wish you were me?

I just wanna say that being chosen as this month's Miss August
Is like a compliment I'll remember for as long as I can.
Right now I'm a freshman in my 4th year at UCLA,
But my goal is to become a veterinarian cause I love children.
Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah
Cause we're a blond, yeah yeah yeah

Girls think I'm snotty and maybe it's true
With my harem body, you would be too!
Cause I'm a blond, B-L... I don't know!
Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah
Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah
Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah!

 

[Pamela]

I haven't heard that song for years! Where can I find it???


LMAO!!

 

[Pixie]

Oh darnit!

I'm not...


Great song Fly

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

I haven't heard that song for years! Where can I find it???


LMAO!!

I have a misic video of it

 

[Pamela]

I have a misic video of it

There's a video?? Damn!

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

There's a video?? Damn!

it's done with cartoons

 

[Mellon Collie]

I relish blonde hair, especially when attached to hot and sexy chicks that make me their ho.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

agreed Mellon. I'm a readhead seaker myself.

always have been. I like yours btw

 

[Mellon Collie]

Moo, that cracks me up every time. I'm so easy to amuse.

And thank you, it's actually light brown but looks red in some lighting.

 

[Laurel]

I relish blonde hair, especially when attached to hot and sexy chicks that make me their ho.

I like to eat relish out of my sexy brunette ho's hair. With a little mustard.

 

[Mellon Collie]

I relish the ten minutes that it took Laurel to find this.

 

[Laurel]

Laurel relishes her own senility. The best thing about it is the new people she meets every day.

 

[Mellon Collie]

Heh.

I relsih your senility too. It really let's me ketchup with what's going on in your life, I mean nothing new ever happens.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

blonds not relish..... BLONDS




HIJACKERS!!!

 

[Mellon Collie]

I relish the fact that it's laurel's porn board to hijack as she pleases. I mean she is the Queen of Smut and Cum.

 

[Lady_Kit]

Someone order a Blonde?