Blonde Jokes.........(Little Lady Jokes)

[HeavyStick]

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[Little Lady69]

GGGGRRRRRRRR

oh youuuuuuuu gggrrrrrrrrrr
i will win i will call in every favor i was ever owed...but i will get you...gggggrrrrrrrr

 

[alwaysawake]

How does the blonde turn off the light after sex?

Closes the car door


What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing--they've never met


And SBS's blonde joke--

What do you call three blondes on the bottom of the pool?

An air pocket


enough or LL will never speak to me again

 

[HeavyStick]

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[mistee]

wow....

LL is blonde????????????wow.....

 

[twodogs]

jokes

Hey this is cool, got a lot of them will get back.

 

[Little Lady69]

lol mistee

yup im blonde....hehe but im wayyyyy smart...hehe

aa and heavy you guys are dead meat....giggle

 

[alwaysawake]

Re: lol mistee

yup im blonde....hehe but im wayyyyy smart...hehe

aa and heavy you guys are dead meat....giggle

Don't sing it--bring it LL! I hear lotsa woofin' but no substance behind it heee heee--AA

 

[twodogs]

dead

OH boy this is going to be a fun day, must fix dryer but guess what i will be back.
Blonde and BRUNETTE walking down the street brunette said oh look a dead bird and the blonde looked up.

 

[twodogs]

back

Ilike the puzzle at the start of this .
I need to move around get people up and going ,i will see if i can bring some back with me to keep you entertained for the day OH BOY .

 

[Lady_Sam]

Do I do it?


I do

How do you know a blond has been at the computer? She's marked her trail on the monitor in ink (*knows someone who did this*)....How do you know they've been back? The white out on the screen.


Please don't hurt me... *runs and hides*

 

[twodogs]

blonde

DO you know what you got with 100 blondes stacked on top of one another, you got a air mattress

 

[1sexylady]

LMFAO................

Thank god I have brown hair with just blonde streaks......

 

[twodogs]

that av

Well that puts you in the running , and that av my tounge gets hard and wet everytime i see it .
What is this wet spot on my jeans oh no looks like something else got hard then sick and spit up ,my my

 

[1sexylady]

Re: that av

Well that puts you in the running , and that av my tounge gets hard and wet everytime i see it .
What is this wet spot on my jeans oh no looks like something else got hard then sick and spit up ,my my

Twodogs....You must be a bloodhound...because you hot on my ass...

 

[twodogs]

sorry

Sorry i don't want to up set you , i will back off thank you

 

[1sexylady]

Re: sorry

Originally posted by twodogs
Sorry i don't want to up set you , i will back off thank you

You could never upset me.... I was just being cute...sorry..

 

[twodogs]

bed

Well we have droped off agin or just taking a break that's cool .
Just checking on y'all see if your ok .

 

[HeavyStick]

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[HeavyStick]

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[TxBoots]

blond or .....

I've seen all those jokes in my Aggie Joke book

 

[Little Lady69]

ha ha

ok you guys are all soooooooooo funny...hehe

come on heavy you can do better than that...giggle

 

[HeavyStick]

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[Little Lady69]

ya heavy but you just wait until she finds out all the juicy stuff about you....oh wait...that wont work cause shes not a virgin anymore...giggle
luvs ya both *G*

 

[Little Lady69]

you can run but you cant hide..lol

hunting down lady_sam....lol

that was a good one though,...giggle