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A blonde with her hair dyed black walks into a media shop (appliance shop) and asks the salesman how much a particular TV set costs.
The salesman replies, "I don't sell goods to blondes."
She's baffled. She leaves the shop, walks to the nearby hair studio and changes her colour from black to red. Again she walks into the shop to give it another try.
This time, she even changes her voice, to a southern drawl, hoping to further disguise herself. "What does that TV set cost, Honey Pie?"
Again the salesman replies that he does not sells good to blondes. She decides to give it a last try, visits the hair studio and changes the colour to brown, then goes back to the media shop.
"What does that TV set cost?"
"Madam, I've told you twice now that it is not our policy to sell to blondes."
"But, Sir, please tell me, how do you know that I'm a blonde?"
"Easy. It's not a TV set. It's a microwave oven."
The salesman replies, "I don't sell goods to blondes."
She's baffled. She leaves the shop, walks to the nearby hair studio and changes her colour from black to red. Again she walks into the shop to give it another try.
This time, she even changes her voice, to a southern drawl, hoping to further disguise herself. "What does that TV set cost, Honey Pie?"
Again the salesman replies that he does not sells good to blondes. She decides to give it a last try, visits the hair studio and changes the colour to brown, then goes back to the media shop.
"What does that TV set cost?"
"Madam, I've told you twice now that it is not our policy to sell to blondes."
"But, Sir, please tell me, how do you know that I'm a blonde?"
"Easy. It's not a TV set. It's a microwave oven."
hehehe. I love blonde jokes, but I'm not blonde, otherwise, I might be offended. Who knows.
