Blob's Mileage Program

[ChinaBandit]

How many hours do you reckon it would take Blob to reach 1 million miles on the Lehighton bus system?

Would he get complimentary upgrades from the back of the bus to the front?

Are the stewardesses hot?

Then again, does Lehighton's fiscal situation even allow for a bus system? Good question...

Perhaps, he prefers to drive his luxury sedan through the charming little hamlet that served as the film location for Rick Santorum's infamous "Obamaville" ad. Of course, the economic demographics of good ole' Lehighton don't favor the ownership of too many luxury vehicles these days. Things just haven't been the same on the river since the manufacturing all left. There is still the internet, and parent's basements, to cope. He's clearly enjoying!

 

[blobfish]

This is getting sad. I'm starting to worry that maybe I got to you too much. Is your pagoda of cards falling down?

 

[ChinaBandit]

Sad sure is the word for it Blob.

I don't think we are looking at it from quite the same side of the divide.

In fact, I'm sure we are not.

Cheers to you and the good people of Lehighton though. You allow me to truly appreciate my life.

 

[blobfish]

Don't put down the people here; some of them have an imagination just as vivid as yours.

 

[dolf]

just how many hours are you willing to spend dangling off blob's hook?

 

[ChinaBandit]

so, dolf you said that you were as "poor as a churchmouse."

Do you live in a scum filled, dead, mill town too?

 

[dolf]

so, dolf you said that you were as "poor as a churchmouse."

Do you live in a scum filled, dead, mill town too?

no, i live in a victorian, redbricked, end of terrace house in a small, beautiful, quaint, english, market town surrounded by fenland and fields. the sort of patchwork quilt countryside you see paintings of. almost no crime, plenty of nice shops... i'm supremely lucky

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

no, i live in a victorian, redbricked, end of terrace house in a small, beautiful, quaint, english, market town surrounded by fenland and fields. the sort of patchwork quilt countryside you see paintings of. i'm supremely lucky

And there are many, *ahem*, servant/attendants there to keep her on her meds...

 

[ChinaBandit]

It's all a fantasy dolf's created with the help of eBay.

In fact, she doesn't exist at all.

Siri has gone online.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Siri has smaller boobies...

 

[Bidin~Time]

A thicker skin may be in order if you choose to remain. 'Cause blobfish, wbile sometimes annoying, certainly doesn't merit this amt of attention.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

... and his boobies are kinda flabby too...

 

[dolf]

It's all a fantasy dolf's created with the help of eBay.

In fact, she doesn't exist at all.

Siri has gone online.

i'm going to start a thread now,
with pics of my passport, my rusty old car and my toilet in it

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

it will take him forever.

 

[richard_daily]

i'm going to start a thread now,
with pics of my passport, my rusty old car and my toilet in it

I'm still amazed that they let you drive...


On the wrong side of the road, at that.

 

[dolf]

I'm still amazed that they let you drive...


On the wrong side of the road, at that.

i'm amazed too.

 

[Sean]

It's all a fantasy dolf's created with the help of eBay.

In fact, she doesn't exist at all.

Siri has gone online.

She's really a 300lb Wal Mart greeter from Des Moines.

 

[dolf]

She's really a 300lb Wal Mart greeter from Des Moines.

lies!
well... i'm 300lb.
but i'm a three toothed trucker named bob.

 

[Byron In Exile]

no, i live in a victorian, redbricked, end of terrace house in a small, beautiful, quaint, english, market town surrounded by fenland and fields. the sort of patchwork quilt countryside you see paintings of. almost no crime, plenty of nice shops... i'm supremely lucky

As the most expert stalker on Lit, I can verify all of this.

 

[Byron In Exile]

i'm amazed too.

They seem strict about taillights, but lax about crashing into things.

 

[blobfish]

Why doesn't anybody believe I live in China? Look, I just bought this today at Chinese Wal-Mart:

Here's a picture of me doing Zumba in my Chinese skivvies:

 

[richard_daily]

i'm amazed too.

Further proof of society's impending collapse.


Doooooomm and gloooooom!

 

[dolf]

As the most expert stalker on Lit, I can verify all of this.

^^^truth!
i told him to google pics of my town,
he linked me to pics of my goddamn house!
...that was before i told him my address. obviously.

They seem strict about taillights, but lax about crashing into things.

i'm not that bad. this latest car? i've only had two proper accidents in nearly a whole year!

Further proof of society's impending collapse.

Doooooomm and gloooooom!

just be glad i'm english.
if i was a yank they'd let me have a gun too!

 

[blobfish]

Seriously, why does ChinaBandit think I take the bus? Is that just another one of his delusions, like his Oriental fantasy?

This is the only form of public transportation that I use: