Blobfish, the spotlight is on you.

[blobfish]

I'm going to address all of you in turn:

bg - I'm sorry that I said it because I offended you and the others. I didn't mean to slur women. I don't feel sorry for being vicious to Fluke, though. She deserves that and more. However, I would have been better suited using gender-neutral insults, which I will do in the future. From now on, she's "Dumb Fluke" only.

kbate - I know you don't need recreational birth control.

Recidiva - You know what I'm all about already, so saying anything to you would just be pissing in the wind.

 

[blobfish]

Dear Blob,

I apologise for our sex. We are wrong, you are right.

kb

(speaking for all sluts)

It's ok! I know you can't help it.

 

[kbate]

p.s. We really enjoyed it for its own sake. We're still going to do it again.

yeah, but you're . . . well you.

 

[Soulen]

it smells like overkill and estrogen in here.

 

[blobfish]

it smells like overkill and estrogen in here.

Those two things are like peanut butter and jelly.

 

[Recidiva]

I'm going to address all of you in turn:

bg - I'm sorry that I said it because I offended you and the others. I didn't mean to slur women. I don't feel sorry for being vicious to Fluke, though. She deserves that and more. However, I would have been better suited using gender-neutral insults, which I will do in the future. From now on, she's "Dumb Fluke" only.

kbate - I know you don't need recreational birth control.

Recidiva - You know what I'm all about already, so saying anything to you would just be pissing in the wind.

I don't want you to feel I'm stalking you or hammering you particularly. It's early morning and the fun people are here. Sooooo....

I remain personally unoffended except for the general level of offense already established and agreed upon as baseline.

 

[Recidiva]

yeah, but you're . . . well you.

I may be one of the only people who has advised her daughter "You're not having sex and "being used" - you're using each other, at least if you do it right. It's fun."

 

[blobfish]

I don't want you to feel I'm stalking you or hammering you particularly. It's early morning and the fun people are here. Sooooo....

I remain personally unoffended except for the general level of offense already established and agreed upon as baseline.

I like our agreement. It's like when a wife allows her husband a certain amount of secretary sex.

 

[Recidiva]

I like our agreement. It's like when a wife allows her husband a certain amount of secretary sex.

Or...it's like your opinion has no influence over my life and I don't have to pretend to be unable to learn by acting shocked all the damned time.

 

[blobfish]

Or...it's like your opinion has no influence over my life and I don't have to pretend to be unable to learn by acting shocked all the damned time.

I like the secretary thing better, but alright.

 

[Recidiva]

I like the secretary thing better, but alright.

You're welcome to them.

 

[blobfish]

You're welcome to them.

Can you believe that they won't touch me? I thought that was in the job description. Mad Men is bullshit, everybody. Total bullshit. All the secretaries around here just answer phones. I can do that myself.

 

[Recidiva]

Can you believe that they won't touch me? I thought that was in the job description. Mad Men is bullshit, everybody. Total bullshit. All the secretaries around here just answer phones. I can do that myself.

Well, you can also jack off yourself too. So you're one step further to self sufficient awesomeness.

 

[blobfish]

Well, you can also jack off yourself too. So you're one step further to self sufficient awesomeness.

Plus I suck myself off. That's another step! Once I grow a hand vagina, I wonder have to deal with you broads anymore. You know, because I hate women.

 

[Recidiva]

Plus I suck myself off. That's another step! Once I grow a hand vagina, I wonder have to deal with you broads anymore. You know, because I hate women.

We all await Transformation Day with anticipation.

 

[deehere]

Hey Blob!

I haven't posted much lately, but was glad to see you're still spreading sunshine as usual, stirring up hornet's nests, but having said that, glad you're here as your entertaining little self. I've had plenty of chuckles over your antics

 

[blobfish]

We all await Transformation Day with anticipation.

I'm hoping to grow a sphincter on one of my hands, for when I feel like getting a little wild.

 

[blobfish]

I haven't posted much lately, but was glad to see you're still spreading sunshine as usual, stirring up hornet's nests, but having said that, glad you're here as your entertaining little self. I've had plenty of chuckles over your antics

Hi, Dee! Yup, that's me! They got tired of calling me racist. After this misogynist thing, the Rolodex will have to be consulted. Perhaps I'm a pædophile?

 

[Soulen]

Hi, Dee! Yup, that's me! They got tired of calling me racist. After this misogynist thing, the Rolodex will have to be consulted. Perhaps I'm a pædophile?

my money is on goatfucker. you'll be a zooifile next.

 

[blobfish]

my money is on goatfucker. you'll be a zooifile next.

Goats? Maybe, but definitely not 'roos.

 

[Soulen]

Goats? Maybe, but definitely not 'roos.

the tail is too much of a pain in the ass. definitely goats. and llamas.

 

[Adre]

Look at Fishsticks. He doesn't care what they say about him, just so long as they're saying anything at all.

 

[blobfish]

the tail is too much of a pain in the ass. definitely goats. and llamas.

Llamas are too hairy. They remind me of a '70s porn star.

 

[Soulen]

Llamas are too hairy. They remind me of a '70s porn star.

you're a 70's porn star.

 

[blobfish]

Look at Fishsticks. He doesn't care what they say about him, just so long as they're saying anything at all.

"Fishsticks"? Your insults have regressed to grade school level. Why not "dipfish"? That is much funnier.