*Blink*

[Expertise]

I there ANYBODY who actually is who they say they are???

I'm 3/4's convinced that I could be the troll for chrissakes!

I am "the man", "the way, the truth etc.", "the spirit of Theodore Roosevelt", "I am the Quizarcht Shadharact", "I am the Highwayman"..... I am so fucking confused! Somebody put my head in their lap and stroke my hair.

Or Deborah send me a roster so I can tell who the hell the players are!

 

[Merelan]

Yeah, I am not the only one confused. I even asked if it was me, though no one responded.
Sigh.
Here baby, put your head in my lap and we will cuddle. All is right with the world then.

 

[Iris]

I don't know either

but the way I'm told, I'm not myself either. {scratches head} Can I cuddle too?

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I really don't care about the other's - as you know.

But other than the rather insipid and inane moniker of Sparky Kronkite - I am exactly who I say I am - except for all the bullshit I embellish upon.

Of then - there is Uber Oz!

 

[Mistress]

I'm a fake....



It's a joke...just in case you can't figure that out.

 

[Deborah]

Expertise, send you a rooster? And here I thought you could take care of the chicks all by your lonesome. Promises, promises. Oh well. Where the hell is KID ROCK1 or WoodyViagra when you need them?

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Deborah......

you slutty whore.

 

[Angel]

I used to be Mistress.

 

[Expertise]

Expertise, send you a rooster? And here I thought you could take care of the chicks all by your lonesome. Promises, promises. Oh well. Where the hell is KID ROCK1 or WoodyViagra when you need them?

I wanted a roster, but feel free to send the rooster.... YEA coq au vin for din-din.

BTW Sparky I disagree. I don't think Deb is a slutty whore, although she could probably play one in bed . I do however think she is a "juicer". Any truth to my theory that sex with you would involve a lot of towels Deb?

 

[Deborah]

Hey Expertise, let me guess what you had for lunch. Chicken?

Both you and Sparky are right, for a change.

 

[Expertise]

Actually a "plowmans lunch" .... bread, cheese and a Granny Smith apple washed down with a huge glass of milk.

Chicken......nahhh not me babycakes. BTW being a "juicer" is a good thing. "All the better to eat you with my dear"

 

[Deborah]

Oh hell, I'll be thinking about that all the rest of the afternoon at work now. You sure you're not a WoodyViagra? He doesn't eat chicken, or fish, or, you know.

 

[Expertise]

Yeah Deb, I am real sure that I got you hot and bothered. I figure that I have about as much chance of seeing a dinosaur as I do of floating your boat...... and speaking of fluids.... ARE YOU OR AREN'T YOU?

Or was that poultry telling the chicken he had no lips?

 

[Mistress]

Angel

I used to be Mistress

? Now I'm confussed Sweet Cakes

 

[Angel]

Me too

 

[Mistress]

Snuggles Angel Ok...we'll be confused together then

 

[Dillinger]

I AM that I AM.

 

[Gingersnap]

Nahhh Expertise I am really just a novice nun in Climax Michigan. It is one of my many multiple personalities. This week a nun, next week a sheep shagger and last week I was actually Sparky's sister Twissle or is it Kibble...
All I know is I am not real and neither is the Sparkster just a committee of hundreds typing away with the chimps....

 

[Isolde]

I think I'm me...though I would sometimes like to change that. I never pass up a snuggle or cuddle though.

 

[Whispersecret]

Mistress is Elmo.

 

[Kuddles]

I am me....unless of course I am wearing a mask and masquerading as me...

 

[alexander tzara]

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly? I'm crying. Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye. Crab-a-locker fish-wife, pornographic priestess. Boy, you been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down. I am the egg-man, they are the egg-men, I am the walrus. Goo goo g'joob.

 

[Deborah]

Expertise blinked. I squirted him in the eye. Does that answer your question?

OK, here's a roster for you, Expertise. Alexander used to be Rachel, and she used to be Roger. At one time Roger thought he was a bigfoot. He also has deceived some into believing he is from Scotland but others don't fall for that fake accent.

Anybody else you want me to profile? I know I'm not as good at this as Sparky but I'll try.

 

[Merelan]

Yes Deborah, if I may.

Who is Deep Throat? What's their real identity?

Sorry, couldn't resist, this being a porn site and all.

 

[alexander tzara]

Isn't it time we opened the file on Deborah - aka Deborator II, Sveet Dvora, Debwa The Zebwa and Svedish Chef's Hubby?