Blatant outright flirting

[_Lynn_]

Seems to be just me and Jag and now you . . . so YES!

Sounds good. How's you tonight?

 

[OneLustyWench]

Sounds good. How's you tonight?

Hmm, almost settled into the new place, just a few minor adjustments to make. Having a nice dinner. Nothing to do tomorrow but relax.

I'm doing good. Yourself?

 

[_Lynn_]

Hmm, almost settled into the new place, just a few minor adjustments to make. Having a nice dinner. Nothing to do tomorrow but relax.

I'm doing good. Yourself?

Busy as always. Nothing new here.

 

[JagFarlane]

Bleh go back to VA tommorrow

 

[OneLustyWench]

Bleh go back to VA tommorrow

Hope you found things as you left them.

 

[mdb913]

I wouldn't know the joy of flirting--I've never done it before.

I assume I'd be horrible at it.

 

[_Lynn_]

I wouldn't know the joy of flirting--I've never done it before.

I assume I'd be horrible at it.

Try it

 

[mdb913]

Uhm...OK.

...

You have an awesome rack.

Howzat?

 

[OneLustyWench]

I wouldn't know the joy of flirting--I've never done it before.

I assume I'd be horrible at it.

You never know unless you try. And just a hint, the more you do, usually the better you get.

 

[_Lynn_]

Bleh go back to VA tommorrow

You don't sound very enthused about it

 

[mdb913]

As much as I'd love to be properly initiated to this, I feel like I have documented my abilities and (complete and utter lack of a) love life quite enough, to the point of impressive annoyance.

 

[_Lynn_]

As much as I'd love to be properly initiated to this, I feel like I have documented my abilities and (complete and utter lack of a) love life quite enough, to the point of impressive annoyance.

Show some confidence. Think positive. Use your imagination.

 

[mdb913]

Show some confidence. Think positive. Use your imagination.

No, no, no.

 

[_Lynn_]

No, no, no.

Show some skin then

 

[mdb913]

I'm a guy!

And I had gastric bypass surgery--I could be wearing a snowsuit and show skin.

 

[mdb913]

As a matter of fact, I'm planning on cutting some off and giving it to eskimos as a substitute for whale blubber.

 

[mdb913]

...See? I told you I'd be a horrible flirt.

 

[_Lynn_]

I'm a guy!

And I had gastric bypass surgery--I could be wearing a snowsuit and show skin.

I'm sorry to inform you of this but first I know you're a guy and second they do show skin.

 

[OneLustyWench]

slowly sips her wine and looks around. Giving a welcome smile to anyone she catches eyes with.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

slowly sips her wine and looks around. Giving a welcome smile to anyone she catches eyes with.

'Allo Wenchie, buy you a drink? http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh34/Molly_Wens/horny.gif