Blatant Orgasm Plea Thread

[*bratcat*]

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

I am desperate here...I need an orgasm. Who can help me out?

I nominate SilvaTungDevil.

 

[bknight2602]

I am desperate here...I need an orgasm. Who can help me out?

Give me your number and I'll call!

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[I'mVan]

I am desperate here...I need an orgasm. Who can help me out?

*raises hand*

 

[IrishWolfhound]

What??? You can't bring me to an orgasm here???

Hell...I probably couldn't do it in person, let alone at this distance.

 

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[islandman]

See, now this is why I am in such a predicament...over 20 views....and no orgasm. What gives with you people?? Isn't this a porn board?? Aren't you experts in this type of thing???

Help me out here...

your subtlety is lost on me, she who watches my back.

 

[Blindinthedark]

*waving hands magically*
ORGASM!!

If you want an actual spell

Pussy wets and pussy tenses,
And both your legs and arms spasm,
Moan loud and teeth clenches,
You will now have your orgasm!
*puff of smoke*

Feel any better?

 

[I'mVan]

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You don't count. You wouldn't really want to...it would just be a pitycum...

Well fuck you. Since you made a serious effort to loose some weight, I'm quite open to the possibility.

 

[kidthor]

What??? You can't bring me to an orgasm here???

...I'm rich...filthy stinking rich...and I am a male model...I am all that is man...


...lies...all lies...but did that help you out?

 

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[Lancecastor]

You can help. Send your penis to:

Hey...you sound familiar...Didn't I see you on a WorldVision infomercial?

Or was it the Unitarian Service Committee, Ottawa 4, Ontario?

Sally Struthers?

Lotavitch Manova?

Is that you?

 

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[I'mVan]

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Promises promises. baby. Wanna cum out and play on Saturday night? Same place as last time. It is Kim's 30th bday.

Broke, soooooo broke. But I'd love to.

 

[*bratcat*]

Re: You can help. Send your penis to:

 

[penguindance]

 

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[hogjack]

Well

How about a slight quiver? I can get that.

 

[islandman]

Islandman...put up your ass and that may work.

i can't seem to say no to brats, or the rain.

 

[bknight2602]

Care to make a visit to Montana, bratcat darling? My husband will be gone all weekend...

hmmmmm *notes that I didn't get an invitation*

hehehe

 

[Lasz]

Well if it wern't for the distance I would expect you to do onto others as you would expect others to do onto your self.

 

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[I'mVan]

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Shit, I would pay...but I don't think my date would go for buying for two.

Ooooo, a date! I'll see, I might go 'dry' but come along for the fun.