Blasphemy!!

Joe Wordsworth said:
Y'know... we'll throw a big shit-storm party over the person who says "gays are misguided". We'll get our feathers ruffled and for-shame-on-them the person who up and calls the War in Iraq an excellent thing.

But I wonder, and candidly, whether anyone concerns themselves with the possibility that they might offend one Christian with the things they say. I wonder where the shit-storm in their defense is, sometimes.

Christians are for the most part good people. The teachings of Christ (and I mean exclusively those that are of Christ) are beautiful in most every way. The beliefs of pacifism, loving thy neighbors, condemning hate, condemning the corruption of religion, aiding the poor, being the best person morally that you can be, not giving in to hate even when they crucify you, having faith in eternal justice, a heavenly protector, and the reunion with loved ones, being empathic to the pain of others, and so on is something all despite religious convictions should follow. The much-vaunted path of Christ is good and decent.

Has their been great evils commited by people who disregard this path yet still had the gall to call themselves Christian? Yes, and I will state that. Was their rise to a dominant religion aided by such fiends? Yes, and I will state that. Are there those today who still are such fiends? Yes, and I will state that.

Many of my greatest and truest friends have been devout Christians. They are beautiful people all. One is so empathic that he's zen for 95% of his life, only daring to feel as much as he can when it's truly important to do so. He has saved the life of at least one of my old friends. There are more stories of similar.

I support Christianity and I would vote well against those who would actively move to destroy it. I would yell at someone directly telling a Christian that they are an inferior person or that their belief structure is a lie(this means directly, directly, not message board generalizations, though I will try not to participate too much in the latter). The thing is, I would do the same for a pagan or an atheist.

Because my best female friend is a pagan and the best man I ever knew was an atheist. And here I am none of the above, believing strongly that religion's true place would best be in people's hearts and lives, and overall a believer that religion like all world views should be kept secret inside you and aiding you instead of being a secret club.

On the other hand, I can still laugh at religious humour. Middle School Jesus, the Simon Travalgia snippets, and Jesus Saves, Gretsky gets the puck, he shoots, he scores are funny to me. I will laugh at them. I will also laugh at clever Pagan humor or humour that mocks atheists and you can damn well be sure I'll be laughing if someone made a clever joke at my own religion.

Malice and ignorance are around for each group. Each group and religion has those who hate it for tangental reasons or blame the individual for the views of another whole. Calls demonizing atheists, pagans, and Muslims get loads of airplay. Atheists of hate torment the weakest among the Christian number. Even my own religion gets the usual mix.

I think part of it is that religion is a worldview and there can only be one correct one so the appearance of others makes insecure people edgy and unsure. Thus, hate. Laughter is different though. Laughter can be born out of the religion itself (as are the Simon Travalgia pieces) and can help tone down the hate. Atheists or nonbelievers laughing about Christ in their own circles is no different in my eyes than Christians laughing about how these deluded idiots are sacrificing Heaven.

Perhaps it's my folly for always being in the middle.
 
lucifer nothing much to add to that but thanks for posting it.

As I always say I don't like religion at all, it's all about faith in my mind. I think people often forget that not all Christians are religious nuts! :)
 
English Lady said:
lucifer nothing much to add to that but thanks for posting it.

As I always say I don't like religion at all, it's all about faith in my mind. I think people often forget that not all Christians are religious nuts! :)

Some of them are salted nuts!
 
English Lady said:
nah just honey (sticky gooey stuff) roasted. but one can hope!

For you, wouldn't they be Honey(123) roasted chest-nuts?

(Damn it, where's the drummer with my rim shot?!?)
 
Evil Alpaca said:
For you, wouldn't they be Honey(123) roasted chest-nuts?

(Damn it, where's the drummer with my rim shot?!?)


That was a boob of a joke really :D

Ok Ok enough humour...I think this is a serious thread...or it was *L*
 
English Lady said:
That was a boob of a joke really :D

Ok Ok enough humour...I think this is a serious thread...or it was *L*

I was trying to correct that. No one should be taking things very seriously if, on the same day, they have discussed the external validity of a particular Muppet icon.

Just trying to keep a-breast of things.
 
Lord NO this is NOT a serious thread!!! Why else would I have linked to pictures of Jesus playing football??? :rolleyes:

Goodness....

:D
 
she_is_my_addiction said:
Lord NO this is NOT a serious thread!!! Why else would I have linked to pictures of Jesus playing football??? :rolleyes:

Goodness....

:D

Jesus playing football ??? Oh no!!
 
she_is_my_addiction said:
But of course. :D Check out the "Jesus was a jock????" link.

Goldie, are you following me? ;)

Soccer has always had a 'religious' following in my family!
 
she_is_my_addiction said:
Lord NO this is NOT a serious thread!!! Why else would I have linked to pictures of Jesus playing football??? :rolleyes:

Goodness....

:D

Anyone else remember Bloom County, the cartoon strip? There was a song . . . "Drop Kick me Jesus through the Goal Posts of LIfe." Sorry . . . this thread just reminded me of those happier, humorous times.

Sniff.

;)
 
Evil Alpaca said:
Anyone else remember Bloom County, the cartoon strip? There was a song . . . "Drop Kick me Jesus through the Goal Posts of LIfe." Sorry . . . this thread just reminded me of those happier, humorous times.

Sniff.

;)

OH HONEY YOU JUST KEEP KICKING!
 
Goldie Munro said:
OH HONEY YOU JUST KEEP KICKING!

Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.

Make me, oh make me, Lord more than I am
Make me a piece in your master game plan
Free from the earthly tempestion below
I’ve got the will, Lord if you’ve got the toe.

Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.

Take all the brothers who’ve gone on before
And all of the sisters who’ve knocked on your door
All the departed dear loved ones of mine
Stick’em up front in the offensive line.

Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.

Yeah, Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.
 
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