Black Friday

Li
I know your guys' Playground alts
a Litsters sent me your monikers
Jesus.

but after ogg, nothing would surprise us about you Brits.' double lives and personnas
Please tell me more about my condescension...lmao

You're my favorite politics forum comic relief
 
I know your guys' Playground alts
a Litsters sent me your monikers
Jesus.

but after ogg's double life revelation, nothing would surprise us about you Brits
of course they did :poop:

if you want to prove you're telling the truth about some unnamed litster sending you lies you believe, feel free to post their names... otherwise it's all just a case of you doing you, lying as easily as you breathe.
 
of course they did :poop:

if you want to prove you're telling the truth about some unnamed litster sending you lies you believe, feel free to post their names... otherwise it's all just a case of you doing you, lying as easily as you breathe.
dude
you uppity Brits. are shadey as fuck

remember ogg?
 
So, let me see if I have this logic right. Any time, any time at all the word 'black' is used, it's racist?

I have a black cat. Does that make me racist?

I have a black vehicle. Does that make me racist?

(Facepalm)
 
Every year,
without fail, when Black Friday comes 'round,
someone in an online community forum (or any social setting, really) makes a "Is Black Friday racist?" joke.
usually done straightforward exactly like that, which is the best way to say it, but sometimes is done with slight permutations in the phrasing.

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It's the Cal Ripken Jr. of consistent race-based jokes, in that it's never taken a day off since the term was created.
the lowest hanging fruit on the tree of rhetoric.
every. damn. year.
you can set your atomic clock on the shit, even.

It's always done by a (white, often cis male and right-leaning) schmuck who thinks they're being original and clever.
not necessarily in an inherently malicious manner, but one that reveals the limited extent of the teller's moribund worldview.
safe to say they won't be headlining any improv nights anytime soon.
this year, however, is a little different.

the schmuck in question did it the day after the joke should've been made.
which makes it funny in a pathetic way, as if your hard-of-hearing grand uncle who's been sleeping off the turkey and booze combo from the holiday get-together suddenly snores himself awake and yells out the answer to a joke he overheard being made at the kiddie table earlier.

anyway. it's been done. now the universe can rest easy again.

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Black Friday refers to large, unruly mobs of shoppers… as in a race riot.
Ohhh where did you find that idea that you copied? No economics or business training in your background eh?

Didn’t think so.
 
It refers to the day ( in theory) the stores have paid there cost for the fiscal year and start to make a profit ( a tongue in cheek thing to be sure) . IE Red ink vs Black ink in the ledgers. But you actually know that....
No he doesn’t, he only knows what he can google… and when you have googled as much wrong stuff as he has, google just keeps giving it to him.
 
So, let me see if I have this logic right. Any time, any time at all the word 'black' is used, it's racist?

I have a black cat. Does that make me racist?

I have a black vehicle. Does that make me racist?

(Facepalm)
Maybe you should get a black eye.
 
I’m impressed! Someone registered an account in 2007 and only began posting with it last Tuesday. Well fucking done!
I’m glad you approve of my life choices over the last 15 years. I‘m quite happy with them as well.
 
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