Bizarre Insertions...

[Puppi]

maybe this could become a new thread .... woman that shove strange stuff into the pussy/butthole

I think we are well on our way to a great story here! Only problem is, what's the plot?!? lol Who is the inserter and who is the insertee? How did they reach the situation they are in?

I have not really, really liked an idea here in a while now, but I love this one! Help me overcome my writer's block, people!!

 

[sirhugs]

ever see the HBO series " Mind of a Married Man"? On an episode rerun here last night, the lead character starts watching a webcam site called " I'llshoveanythingupmyass.com", where, for the 19.95 membership, you can ask the woman to insert objects of your choice. Then he realizes she's the uptight witch from the PTA!

Now, how can we capture that spirit without plagarism?

 

[sirhugs]

can you believe it? No one has a website called I'llshoveanythingupmyass.com
what a missed opportunity!

 

[intriguess]

let's say husband for whatever reason can't get an erection without lots of help, and by accident he found that fucking his wife with the nearest thing handy helped him harden.

Through a lot of play he explores all sorts of objects and once he's hard she's too loose so he begins playing with her ass and finds ways to prepare it and ends up fucking her in the ass while he shoves whatever twisted object he wants in her cunt?

and then eventually he wants to fuck her cunt again and uses the objects on her ass to get his cock hard. and then ends up being able to fuck her tight wet cunt

 

[sirhugs]

I'm not a Toy Story expert, but well written it might work ( says he, eyeing the toaster)

 

[Quasimodem]

... husband for whatever reason can't get an erection ... by accident ... he found that fucking his wife with the nearest thing handy helped him harden ...

My God!

Don't come near him when the Black & Decker is "handy" or it'll be "Boxing Helena" all over again!

 

[sirhugs]

My God!

Don't come near him when the Black & Decker is "handy" or it'll be "Boxing Helena" all over again!

I love that movie- total creepsville- would you do an erotic parody?

 

[Quasimodem]

I love that movie- total creepsville- would you do an erotic parody?

I thought it already was one!

 

[sirhugs]

why must I always be the straight man, Ollie?

 

[NASCARaddicted]

a very basic plot ...

there is this young girl. Maybe she is unattractive, or maybe she is disabled ... well, she can't find a boyfriend, so she has to masturbate. But after some time, she got so "used" to her own fingers. So now, she wants to try something different. She starts with a cucumber. After that, she starts to think about other kinky stuff that could be shoved into the pussy.

And, maybe .... after some time of playing with different toys, she thinks, that she doesn't need a boyfriend, so she gives up searching for one. (Well, many people say: Once you stop searching so desperately for a lover, the right person will just walk around the corner .... but this theory it didn't work for me ...) So now, the girl finds a boyfriend, and with this guy, she can share her knowledge about strange stuff. He could help her and do stuff with her like fisting and pussy stretching.

 

[Puppi]

Thank you all for the wonderful ideas! And, thank you Nascar for your post that inspired me in the first place!

So far I'm really loving the voyeur web cam site, now if only I could find a way to not copy HBO. (Maybe it'll help that I've never even seen the show, let alone that episode?)

 

[sirhugs]

Thank you all for the wonderful ideas! And, thank you Nascar for your post that inspired me in the first place!

So far I'm really loving the voyeur web cam site, now if only I could find a way to not copy HBO. (Maybe it'll help that I've never even seen the show, let alone that episode?)

maybe you start " I had never watched the HBO series Mind of a Married Man, but when I heard there was an episode about a wesite called "I'llshoveanythingupmyass.com", I got to thinking..."

 

[Chicklet]

Well there could be two girls, young, but not extremely young, but they're both rather shy. They want to penetrate each other with things other than their fingers, because technically they're both virgins. So the two lovers start to experiment with other things.

 

[MissTaken]

The sky is the limit.

You could even play with different sensations....

a sausage fresh from the oven

a popsicle

a soda bottle with cold soda inside it


shampoo bottles can be a favorite for some


But no power tools, Ack!

 

[Nefarious]

Back in my bookstore days...

I used to wonder why nobody had patented Adult Mag Light Accesories. Think about it. Unscrew the lens assembly, replace the light bulb with a motor, and screw on the appropriate toy! You could size them for the Mini Mag, with portability in mind, or build them to fit the 5 D cell models, for those hi-torque applications! It seemed like a natural!

 

[NASCARaddicted]

o.k. just to add this

a joystick is used to play games. Now, imagine, a joystick, especially for females. It could be shaped (and of course coloured) like a dick. So if you are tired of playing computer games, you could also push it into your pussy ...

And, another idea: I think I once saw a report about a special bar, in some redlight district. A naked girl sits on the bar, with her legs wide open. In her pussy, she has a peeled banana. And then, one lucky guy was allowed to eat this banana right out of her pussy (by the way: anyone remembers this one thread, about 1 month ago, about girls pushing chocolate bars into their pussy ....)