Bizarre dream about my toilet

[Doom_Guy]

Last night I had a bizarre dream that my toilet was making strange sounds, and when I went to investigate those sounds I noticed that there was no water in the bowl. The toilet continued to make gurgling and howling noises that sounded like they were deep-down the pipes, and then the toilet started to shake violently, and finally a gigantic geyser of a solid-black liquid shot out of it vertically like a broken fire hydrant and with more water pressure than a fire hose!

The blast of water was so powerful cracked the ceramic toilet in half and threw me back several feet!

Now that is a SERIOUS plumbing problem!!!!!!!

After I woke up I went to check my toilet and it was just fine.

 

[juttjaw]

 

[parodyluvr75]

Alligators in the sewers.

 

[parodyluvr75]

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