Bits and Pieces...

[gunny1341]

Seeing that you know a bit bout how the two of us can be, I can See why I got a throb out of you....

Was thinking of falling asleep on the bed...the 2 of you tying me down...blindfolded...during my erect cock and deft tongue for your pleasures

 

[JustEl]

Was thinking of falling asleep on the bed...the 2 of you tying me down...blindfolded...during my erect cock and deft tongue for your pleasures

Mmmmm.... I can see the two of us doing that......

 

[gunny1341]

Mmmmm.... I can see the two of us doing that......

One riding my cock...the other my tongue...not knowing whom is where...seeing if I can make you cum together....you caress and tease each other's breasts as you kiss passionately

 

[JustEl]

One riding my cock...the other my tongue...not knowing whom is where...seeing if I can make you cum together....you caress and tease each other's breasts as you kiss passionately

I swear you spy on us!!!!! We've done that very same thing except no blindfold.....

 

[gunny1341]

Mmmmm....you have any idea how BAD I want that!!??

 

[JustEl]

Mmmmm....you have any idea how BAD I want that!!??

Sure do, sweetheart..... And to have two women with not an ounce of jealousy between them......

 

[gunny1341]

Solely focused on their pleasure and cumming on my cock...filling my mouth with sweet honey....then switching places for me to taste and feel the other....

 

[JustEl]

Solely focused on their pleasure and cumming on my cock...filling my mouth with sweet honey....then switching places for me to taste and feel the other....

Mmmmmm.... just like that.....

 

[gunny1341]

Riding my cock hard...breasts bouncing up and down...a sweet, wet pussy grinding on my face...greedily drinking in sweet nectar

 

[JustEl]

Riding my cock hard...breasts bouncing up and down...a sweet, wet pussy grinding on my face...greedily drinking in sweet nectar

Man, hate not being here alone so I can really write back to you.... Kinda hard being that naughty right now..... This thread would be steaming!!!!

 

[gunny1341]

Man, hate not being here alone so I can really write back to you.... Kinda hard being that naughty right now..... This thread would be steaming!!!!

You could let Jewel play too.

 

[JustEl]

You could let Jewel play too.

She's not here now, though she called and wanted me to run over to her house for more cocktails..... Told her nah, I was staying in... Didn't get to sleep till after 3am and got up at 6am.....

 

[gunny1341]

She's not here now, though she called and wanted me to run over to her house for more cocktails..... Told her nah, I was staying in... Didn't get to sleep till after 3am and got up at 6am.....

Oh my lover...you need to get some sleep...as much as I'd love to play with you....you need your rest darling

 

[JustEl]

Oh my lover...you need to get some sleep...as much as I'd love to play with you....you need your rest darling

Lol.... It's still daylight here..... And I haven't even had dinner..... Or a shower for that matter..... I'll get rest when I die.... But I do need to pop back up that rabbit hole for a bit and take care of some things before it does get dark.....

 

[gunny1341]

Lol.... It's still daylight here..... And I haven't even had dinner..... Or a shower for that matter..... I'll get rest when I die.... But I do need to pop back up that rabbit hole for a bit and take care of some things before it does get dark.....

Ok sweetie...sooooooo wonderful seeing you...have a fantastic night. Will tt you very soon kiss:

 

[JustEl]

Ok sweetie...sooooooo wonderful seeing you...have a fantastic night. Will tt you very soon kiss:

You too, sweetheart....

And stop licking those new pics, they're starting to curl up at the corners....

 

[gunny1341]

That isn't saliva on those pictures......

 

[JustEl]

That isn't saliva on those pictures......

Mmmmm.... I was trying to keep that on the down low, sweetheart......

 

[gunny1341]

Good morning sexy. Hope you have a terrific topless Tuesday!!

 

[peekingone]

Rise and Shine. LOVE the pictures of the PINK lol panties. Thanks while I sit at my desk sipping coffee and catching up

 

[roddramm]

Happy Humpday!

Bumpity bump...back to page 1

 

[JustEl]

Rise and Shine. LOVE the pictures of the PINK lol panties. Thanks while I sit at my desk sipping coffee and catching up

Mmmmm.... I bet something was up.....

Bumpity bump...back to page 1

Thank you for the bump, rod.... It was quiet tingly....

Good morning sexy. Hope you have a terrific topless Tuesday!!

Happy weekend, sweetheart.....

Mmmmmm.... My Tuesday..... Well it started off quite nice... My yearly eye exam was great, all thumbs up.. 20/20 and no signs of anything that can be caused by diabetes..... Then off to pick up my car after having the oiled changed....

This is were it goes to hell in a hand basket..... I had asked to have my wiper blades changed out cause for some reason they made the MF'ers impossible to get off...

Anyhow, I get in my car after paying a shocking $90 plus labor for 3 blades and notice they aren't like the ones that were on the dang thing, so I ask 'em bout it.... And the guy tells me this is how they're supposed to be, they changed the design, blah, blah, blah.... Ya'll know how mechanics are.....

So by this time I'm pissed cause first off his tone is that one of I'm a man and you're a stupid woman who doesn't know a thing bout cars.... And I just wanna pop the shit out of him.... But my logical side is telling me that maybe he's right and I'm over reacting..... So I thank him for explaining to me why each blade is different, even though the old ones looked the same on both sides.....

Well, 2 miles down the road, I can't take it any more..... The more I look at 'em the madder I get..... And I know I'm right, that my car now looks like I had been driving and had stopped at Auto Zone for a quick fix one day as it was raining.....

So I turn round and head back, where I'm greeted by the guy who takes your work order.... And he ask if I had forgot something..... Wrong thing to ask me at this time..... So I ask him to come look at my car and tell me if it looks right to him.... Now this little pussy whipped guy,is backtracking like crazy, telling me Oh, Ms El... I just take the orders, I don't work on them.... blah, blah, blah...... I'll go get the mechanic.....

So while he's off looking for a mechanic cause by this time not one of 'em wants to talk to this hot redheaded bitch out there..... I go and look at every fucking car in the lot like mine, from the new ones to the old ones to the ones there to be worked on... and out of all 15 of 'em, guess how many has 2 types of wiper blades??? Not one!!!!! And there are ones with a pair of the blades I have on my drivers side and ones with the a pair blades on my passenger side..... So I'm blazing now and all I can think is........

My car looks like it's wearing 1 high heel and 1 tennis shoe!!!!!

So the greeter/my I take your order guy, is standing there and he says..... The mechanic said you'll have to talk to the parts guy, he just puts the parts on the car..... And I'm thinking WTF, didn't the mechanic notice the blades weren't the same..... And I think, you damn well know he knows and that's why he's not coming out to talk to you.......

So I go to the parts counter, where this grizzly bear of a guy ask if he can help me..... So I tell him my problem which he tells me the blades come in a box together so they must be right..... So I ask if they come in a box together then why is there two charges for my front blades, wouldn't there be just one charge being the the same box??? Well the backtracking starts all over again..... and I blow down every one of his reasons my fucking blades don't match.....

So, I say.... Did you even look at the blades??? and of course he didn't.... So I say... Then you go out there and look, you can't tell me they're supposed to be that way.... So we go out and by this time he too is talking to me like a woman who doesn't know shit bout cars, which just makes me madder if possible.....

So I give him my heel, tennis shoe analogy.... Hey, it's only fair, seeing they all think I'm stupid, I'll play the girly card!!!!!..... and then drag his ass over to the car that has the high heel blades on both sides..... Which at the end, I ask if he can just put a fucking high heel blade on my car???

His, reply... I'll have to order you one, Ms El...... Which I say in my most, you're a stupid man voice.... Thank you, that's all I wanted from the start......

Now after all this, not one of them said they were wrong.... But I didn't think they would anywho....

Funny.... it would of been so much easier to just say what really happened cause I know what happened....

I needed blades, they only had one of the blades that is streamlined that covers up all the mechanics of the wipers, so they figured they would just slap on the cheaper one and I'd never notice or say anything......

Yesssssssss.... Just one simple sentence is all they would of had to say...

"Sorry Ms El..... We only had one blade for your car, but we'll order one for you and can put them on tomorrow, if you like"......



MMmmmmm.... so the moral of my little story......

Never, ever tell a woman that a high heel and a tennis shoe can be worn together and look sexy!!!!

 

[gunny1341]

Omg...that is just too much...especially since I'm sitting here getting tires and an oil change...lol...and for my money....I want to see you in JUST high heals...

 

[JustEl]

Omg...that is just too much...especially since I'm sitting here getting tires and an oil change...lol...and for my money....I want to see you in JUST high heals...

Mmmmmm..... Can I check your dipstick for ya, sweetheart....

Just goes to show ya.... A woman is in heels can over haul your engine.... Lol....

 

[GI_Joe]

Just goes to show ya.... A woman is in heels can over haul your engine.... Lol....

A woman in heels can do whatever the fuck she wants to me...just so you know