Bits and pieces

[y=mx+b]

I hereby bump my thread for the sake of my own personal arrogance and seeking of attention.

I have no interest in responding to any posts that have been posted prior to this post. For those directly affected, I assure you my lack of interest is not to be taken personally; that is, unless you give yourself little choice but to take it personally. For this... I am sorry for you. But take comfort my wayward friend(s) in your feelings of being dismissed and ignored for I have little to no interest in responding to any post after this particular post so you will; no doubt, be in good company.

good night.

 

[funluvinaj]

I hereby bump my thread for the sake of my own personal arrogance and seeking of attention.

I have no interest in responding to any posts that have been posted prior to this post. For those directly affected, I assure you my lack of interest is not to be taken personally; that is, unless you give yourself little choice but to take it personally. For this... I am sorry for you. But take comfort my wayward friend(s) in your feelings of being dismissed and ignored for I have little to no interest in responding to any post after this particular post so you will; no doubt, be in good company.

good night.

lmao.

 

[y=mx+b]

okay... now I'm feeling like responding to posts. BUT ONLY ONES THAT HAVE ALREADY BEEN POSTED! Jesus... why must you all bleed time from my soul!?!?

 

[y=mx+b]

I follow this thread...but did I expose that fact yet ?

you may have maybe once or twice. I am not sure... I don't remember. Don't take it personally though because I don't remember shit. Even shit I post here myself. Many times I'll go to my index page and read some stuff I wrote and be all like... "I wrote this? fuck... this is pretty fucking good. I don't remember writing this. Where do I come up with this shit and why the fuck can't I come up with this shit anymore? Okay... now I don't doubt for one bit that I wrote that... it's pretty fucking lame and I can see myself thinking it up in the hopes to score some cyber pussy.

 

[y=mx+b]

Funny guy.

I mean challenge like guy who tries to prove himself to be one way but is clearly better than he recognizes and is reluctant to anyone who thinks highly of him.

GUILTY!
Why do I feel the need to share my time with you bottom dwellers; all of whom proven to me time again your flawed judgement of character?

 

[y=mx+b]

scaring me off? what is this madness you speak of?

this post has given me the green light to go ahead and plan my next step of finding the street of which you live upon. Not so much your address yet; just the street, as I like to sit in my car out front masturbating in front of each house/apartment complex wondering if it's the residence of my cock approved internet infatuation.

 

[y=mx+b]

Well said V!
Not usually the "following" type... But this thread can keep my attention.

unfortunately I mistakenly skipped you in my replies and have used up all my wily witticisms for the day. You will have to wait until the next time I'm in the mood to receive yours... should I be able to come up with one. I'm no longer the spring chicken I used to be... and because my wife is a nurse I know first fucking hand how difficult it is to have my smart ass remarks fully fucking appreciated and not met with the "" of jaded cynicism you types possess so much of.

 

[y=mx+b]

lmao.

because you were the only one to have posted after my post last night I wish to imprint the thought of me between your legs slowly and intently licking my way down from your clit to your asshole... studying the folds of your labia with my tongue... savoring the slippery liquid of your body between my lips. I want you to think about how I am feeling while doing such things. I want you to feel my equaled desire of plunging my cock deep into your body while devouring your cunt with my face at the same goddamn fucking time. I want this image in your head... because it is in my head. And though we cannot share the experience together in person... we can share it together in our minds.

 

[whynotjustsayit]

this post has given me the green light to go ahead and plan my next step of finding the street of which you live upon. Not so much your address yet; just the street, as I like to sit in my car out front masturbating in front of each house/apartment complex wondering if it's the residence of my cock approved internet infatuation.

Okay, that reply wasn't for me but it's just toooooo fucking funny.

 

[proudspouse]

Love your pics and your writing as well

 

[whynotjustsayit]

...Many times I'll go to my index page and read some stuff I wrote and be all like... "I wrote this? fuck... this is pretty fucking good. I don't remember writing this. Where do I come up with this shit and why the fuck can't I come up with this shit anymore? Okay... now I don't doubt for one bit that I wrote that... it's pretty fucking lame and I can see myself thinking it up in the hopes to score some cyber pussy.

Meant to ask...how has that gone for you...scoring cyber pussy? I don't know you very well at all...nor what past insanity has occurred on this thread...still not sure exactly how my curiosity landed me here... but is that basically what you're about? Scoring cyber pussy? And masturbating in your car ?

 

[y=mx+b]

Love your pics and your writing as well

thank you. a year or two I would have said something like "I aim to please..." but now I feel I've come to the point of posting for the sake of entertaining my own bullshit self. Not to imply that yourself is bullshit. In fact I would be quick in hopes to be the first to defend you against such allegations. Not merely because you have tits and ass and are willing enough to share them with me via the internet... but because you seem to be one half of one couple... and I totally fucking lost my train of thought after the tits and ass part of my reply to you.

I am certain the direction of my thoughts were going somewhere that involved you, appreciation, sense of dignity or something of the sort. But fuck if I can remember it now.

 

[y=mx+b]

Meant to ask...how has that gone for you...scoring cyber pussy? I don't know you very well at all...nor what past insanity has occurred on this thread...still not sure exactly how my curiosity landed me here... but is that basically what you're about? Scoring cyber pussy? And masturbating in your car ?

meh... I'm not rolling in cyber pussy. I mean... it's not like my PM ringer is ringing off the fucking hook with requests of cock pics and smut poetry...* but I still get the occasional woman that will post once or twice in my thread which is nice.**


*of which I do not mind the least as I seem to have a strong disliking towards feeling obligated.
**makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.

 

[rida]

*flyby *

good to see you are still around (witty and hot as ever)

 

[funluvinaj]

because you were the only one to have posted after my post last night I wish to imprint the thought of me between your legs slowly and intently licking my way down from your clit to your asshole... studying the folds of your labia with my tongue... savoring the slippery liquid of your body between my lips. I want you to think about how I am feeling while doing such things. I want you to feel my equaled desire of plunging my cock deep into your body while devouring your cunt with my face at the same goddamn fucking time. I want this image in your head... because it is in my head. And though we cannot share the experience together in person... we can share it together in our minds.

I shall now clear off the cobwebs and clutter in the old noggin and puts in Mr. Y=mx+b's thoughts...

Just as I thought, said thoughts have produced a strong desire to masturbate, excuse me. * lays backs and...ohhhhh, mmmmm, ahhhhh*

 

[shadysmurfette]

mmmmmmmmmm wonders why the sexy ones come off as a bit nutty? Thats ok though.....I like nuts( and fruits)

 

[ShaiGirl]

Hey you hairy beast... just leaving a and a for you.

 

[JessiePi]

unfortunately I mistakenly skipped you in my replies and have used up all my wily witticisms for the day. You will have to wait until the next time I'm in the mood to receive yours... should I be able to come up with one. I'm no longer the spring chicken I used to be... and because my wife is a nurse I know first fucking hand how difficult it is to have my smart ass remarks fully fucking appreciated and not met with the "" of jaded cynicism you types possess so much of.

I do not comment on your thread in the hopes of receiving a reply...

 

[Sweetone70]

Just a drive by hello to leave a cos I know how you hate that
*giggles and runs away

 

[y=mx+b]

...and guess what happened next!

so a week or so ago I decided to take the time to snap a few pics of me exclusively for this here little thread of mine. Figured it's been awhile and the least I could do for you all.

So I took a few pics that actually turned out really fucking good. I was laying on the bed with the covers all kicked around and messy. The window shade was open and lots of natural light was streaming in... least as much that can stream in through out one little window.

The camera was set up... my shirt was off... my not quite full beard was in affect... my pants and underwear were pulled down to mid-thigh. I was coyly stroking myself while I was triggering the camera... getting harder and harder knowing that the pics I were taking would be showing enough... but not quite enough. I could feel my relaxed balls hang from the bottom of my shaft quietly rubbing the inside of my thigh... slowly, methodically running my hand up and down my shaft knowing full fucking well that being below ground level anyone walking by could see me shirtless, half-naked, yet fully exposed feeling up my cock thinking about you.

You? yes fucking you. Which one of you? all of you... and not at the same fucking time either. I was thinking about you and I alone. You all are not reading this all from the same place so it doesn't make much sense for me to be a selfish fuck and fantasize about some big fucking lit. orgy with me and all of you all. Truth be known... I'm not like that. I know it's every fucking idiot guys fantasy to be with more than one woman at the same goddamn time... but it's not my idiot fantasy. No. I like intimacy. I like one-on-one. I like being with and not being a part of. So yes... I was thinking of you. Your tits, your crotch, your dirty fucking asshole pressed up against my tongue. I was thinking about pulling your hair and slapping your face. I was thinking about touching your lips and smelling your skin. I was thinking about biting at your nipples while finger fucking your cunt... spreading your fluid all around your crotch, along the insides of your thighs. I was thinking about tasting you... licking you off my fingers... grabbing a fist full of your fucking pubic hair and pulling it out and upwards towards your tits so that my tongue could assault your clit better.

click... click... click... went the camera.

loaded the pics... edited them... selected the best ones to go along with this little story of mine...

and then...



hard drive crashes.

no computer... no pics... no nothing.

 

[SexyNSweet]

You're such a tease.

 

[rida]

at least we still got to read your words

we'll just have to imagine the visual

 

[JessiePi]

Lol, not sure if you can cock-tease a girl, but you just did! Damn shitty technology!!!

 

[whynotjustsayit]

The camera was set up... my shirt was off... my not quite full beard was in affect... my pants and underwear were pulled down to mid-thigh. I was coyly stroking myself while I was triggering the camera... getting harder and harder knowing that the pics I were taking would be showing enough... but not quite enough. I could feel my relaxed balls hang from the bottom of my shaft quietly rubbing the inside of my thigh... slowly, methodically running my hand up and down my shaft knowing full fucking well that being below ground level anyone walking by could see me shirtless, half-naked, yet fully exposed feeling up my cock thinking about you.


So yes... I was thinking of you. Your tits, your crotch, your dirty fucking asshole pressed up against my tongue. I was thinking about pulling your hair and slapping your face. I was thinking about touching your lips and smelling your skin. I was thinking about biting at your nipples while finger fucking your cunt... spreading your fluid all around your crotch, along the insides of your thighs. I was thinking about tasting you... licking you off my fingers... grabbing a fist full of your fucking pubic hair and pulling it out and upwards towards your tits so that my tongue could assault your clit better.

DEFINITELY hanging around THIS thread some more.

 

[shadysmurfette]

And here I was thinking you didnt give a rats ass.......


Ok that was very arousing


Now I am thinking about.....

*Shifts in chair where I am 'somewhere' reading this...*