Bits and pieces

[y=mx+b]

Are you taking volunteers for these activities or is this just a tease?

good question

nope. no volunteers. everyone that isn't this particular woman missed the deadline and I was done way the fuck before she even entered so she better fucking count her goddamn blessings, and you all... well... I guess... sorry?

so yes, this is just a tease. Here's a rose emote to suck up your collective tears.

 

[katt91]

good question

nope. no volunteers. everyone that isn't this particular woman missed the deadline and I was done way the fuck before she even entered so she better fucking count her goddamn blessings, and you all... well... I guess... sorry?

so yes, this is just a tease. Here's a rose emote to suck up your collective tears.

Well you can't blame a girl for trying...

 

[y=mx+b]

Well you can't blame a girl for trying...

Shit no! If I were a woman I'd hit me up in hopes I'd be awesome. Sadly, I am not

 

[y=mx+b]

Shit no! If I were a woman I'd hit me up in hopes I'd be awesome. Sadly, I am not

both that is... awesome, or a woman. but if I were a woman I'd be all "fuck what do I have to do to get him to want to webcam with me because I seriously want to have him watch me bate to the idea of him watching me"

 

[Sweetone70]

both that is... awesome, or a woman. but if I were a woman I'd be all "fuck what do I have to do to get him to want to webcam with me because I seriously want to have him watch me bate to the idea of him watching me"

*snickers, and goes back to hiding in the shadows*

 

[CarnalGerund]

both that is... awesome, or a woman. but if I were a woman I'd be all "fuck what do I have to do to get him to want to webcam with me because I seriously want to have him watch me bate to the idea of him watching me"

Idiocracy!

 

[y=mx+b]

And because this is my thread...

here's a pic with me in it.

 

[Sweetone70]

here's a pic with me in it.

that's an awesome picture...lucky lucky woman

 

[shadysmurfette]

So I am over here thinking that there is a parallel universe where I get to tie you up and take cool photos...

Damn where is the fucking portal to that place?

 

[y=mx+b]

that's an awesome picture...lucky lucky woman

she's lucky in her own right. I guess.

but we must not forget my wife, who wins over all. no matter. no how.

 

[y=mx+b]

So I am over here thinking that there is a parallel universe where I get to tie you up and take cool photos...

Damn where is the fucking portal to that place?

I keep it in a locked box 3 and 3/4ths of an inch to the left of being between wherever and that other place.

as for the key to the goddamn thing, who knows where that shit is or which one it even is.

 

[Wife of Bath]

You are, as always, the one I come back to. Fuck.

 

[shadysmurfette]

she's lucky in her own right. I guess.

but we must not forget my wife, who wins over all. no matter. no how.

As it should be. I think you both are lucky people.

Damn you and your sexy body.....

I keep it in a locked box 3 and 3/4ths of an inch to the left of being between wherever and that other place.

as for the key to the goddamn thing, who knows where that shit is or which one it even is.

Ok. I guess I could always use my imagination

 

[DeepRedLips]

You are, as always, the one I come back to. Fuck.

What she said.

 

[Sweetone70]

she's lucky in her own right. I guess.

but we must not forget my wife, who wins over all. no matter. no how.

The luckiest

 

[sweetguava]

here's a pic with me in it.

Hi.

Gahdam.

 

[Vixxennn]

she's lucky in her own right. I guess.

but we must not forget my wife, who wins over all. no matter. no how.

Your hips.

Yeah.

 

[y=mx+b]

I don't want to be here.

I don't want you to be here

What I want is to be something that isn't anything

But something nevertheless

Something no one knows of

A curious feeling

That pulls you back to into yourself

Something that stops you at green lights

An emptiness

A never ending nothing that isn't there

A mirror that remains when you do not.

 

[y=mx+b]

My mood has been elevated...

by curves
and by rope.

 

[shadysmurfette]

by curves
and by rope.

Smiles.
Yes. Both those things can be combined to create something sensual.

Now I am thinking about bound male muscles....

 

[y=mx+b]

nevermind.

 

[y=mx+b]

I am feeling charitable tonight...

count yourselves lucky as I never EVER wear ANYTHING v-necked.

fucking v-necks... TO HELL WITH THEM!

 

[shadysmurfette]

count yourselves lucky as I never EVER wear ANYTHING v-necked.

fucking v-necks... TO HELL WITH THEM!

Luck be a pervy lady tonight......

Your hirsuteness stirs something primal in me...

 

[theapproachingcurve]

Ooohhhyum. How about.. if you wear a v-neck then I will too, so we can both enjoy the view?

 

[y=mx+b]

Luck be a pervy lady tonight......

Your hirsuteness stirs something primal in me...

just you wait...

Ooohhhyum. How about.. if you wear a v-neck then I will too, so we can both enjoy the view?

How about you wear the v-neck and I show up...