Bits and pieces

[y=mx+b]

and in observational news...

you all seem to have some sort of season where you're receptive to what I have to say as opposed to what I have to show and vise versa.

of course... I don't really support fertile grounds for conversation. Nonetheless it is interesting. Particularly when the common understanding is that women are not as visual a creature as men are.

I can only deduce that none of you are actually women, but gay and closeted men posing as women.

If that is the case... you not need hide yourselves. I am gay friendly and actually there's been times when I've felt like getting my gay on and writing a bit of man on man love, but refrain.

all well.

 

[y=mx+b]

Me to Mrs. Y='s: So... what do you think?

Mrs. Y='s: Nothing much. What do you think?

Me: (looking at her exposed cleavage) I was thinking about blow-jobs (taking peripheral note of our sleepy cozy cat napping on the back of the couch)

Mrs. Y='s: Mmmm... what about them?

Me: (without missing a beat) I was thinking about how the cat has yet to give me one (turning my head to the side and resting my cheek on the cat)

Mrs. Y='s (laughing) Oh God... (and as if on cue... the cat bolts off the couch)

never a dull moment in this house... except for most of the time in between the not so dull moments.

and fuck you fuckers read this last post on the last page! It's fucking funny. and a true story.

 

[shadysmurfette]

you all seem to have some sort of season where you're receptive to what I have to say as opposed to what I have to show and vise versa.

of course... I don't really support fertile grounds for conversation. Nonetheless it is interesting. Particularly when the common understanding is that women are not as visual a creature as men are.

I can only deduce that none of you are actually women, but gay and closeted men posing as women.

If that is the case... you not need hide yourselves. I am gay friendly and actually there's been times when I've felt like getting my gay on and writing a bit of man on man love, but refrain.

all well.

Grins
It's been awhile but I do enjoy your rant's and photos and the rare sharing of intimate details of your past. Quite nice and touching.


Well speaking for myself, I am definitely a XX from birth and yes I can be visually aroused. Also since you did mention porn and visuals, there is nothing like some man on man luving . Mmmmmmmm. Also let me remind you, I think you are hot, witty, dark and funny. I dig it.

Last but not least, poor kitty. I LOLed

 

[LiteRain]

you all seem to have some sort of season where you're receptive to what I have to say as opposed to what I have to show and vise versa.

of course... I don't really support fertile grounds for conversation. Nonetheless it is interesting. Particularly when the common understanding is that women are not as visual a creature as men are.

I can only deduce that none of you are actually women, but gay and closeted men posing as women.

If that is the case... you not need hide yourselves. I am gay friendly and actually there's been times when I've felt like getting my gay on and writing a bit of man on man love, but refrain.

all well.

I can be the man if you want me too.I would have to go shopping first as I don't own a strap on penis.We women are very visual,otherwise what's the explanation for all the shopping we do?

 

[y=mx+b]

my fingers and hand smell like my wife's crotch this morning. And for very good reason. I am loath to wash it... which yes, is kind of gross I guess.

I've been finding reason to keep it near my face since we got up this morning. So much so it got the attention of my wife. I have since kept it on the down-low knowing that if she were to ask what's the fucking deal and I told her that my hand and fingers smell like her crotch; a combination of piss, sweat, semen, and sex, the rational/logical, clinically hygienic, ICU nurse, and inner princess would revolt in abject horror and disgust.

I have little else to say at the moment, and alas... must face the realization that I do; at some point, have to wash this memory of the morning off my hand.

 

[Shagly]

Where is the whipped cream?

 

[SexyNSweet]

Just shut the fuck up and show your bits already.

 

[Vixxennn]

my fingers and hand smell like my wife's crotch this morning. And for very good reason. I am loath to wash it... which yes, is kind of gross I guess.

I've been finding reason to keep it near my face since we got up this morning. So much so it got the attention of my wife. I have since kept it on the down-low knowing that if she were to ask what's the fucking deal and I told her that my hand and fingers smell like her crotch; a combination of piss, sweat, semen, and sex, the rational/logical, clinically hygienic, ICU nurse, and inner princess would revolt in abject horror and disgust.

I have little else to say at the moment, and alas... must face the realization that I do; at some point, have to wash this memory of the morning off my hand.

I wish my hand smelled like your crotch right now...

 

[Honey123]

my fingers and hand smell like my wife's crotch this morning. And for very good reason. I am loath to wash it... which yes, is kind of gross I guess.

I've been finding reason to keep it near my face since we got up this morning. So much so it got the attention of my wife. I have since kept it on the down-low knowing that if she were to ask what's the fucking deal and I told her that my hand and fingers smell like her crotch; a combination of piss, sweat, semen, and sex, the rational/logical, clinically hygienic, ICU nurse, and inner princess would revolt in abject horror and disgust.

I have little else to say at the moment, and alas... must face the realization that I do; at some point, have to wash this memory of the morning off my hand.

I think that's sexy.

I love when his fingers are inside me and then he pulls them out and licks them while I watch.

It's all part of the "game" if you will. Sexual, sensual, arousal, animalistic.

To joke about giving a hand job with lotion and saying that my hands have never felt smoother.. is cute, but naughty when commented upon in front of people who have NO IDEA what took place.

 

[piccicatopolka]

 

[y=mx+b]

you want pics?

I got your fucking pics right here!

well... one anyway. you gotta wait for me to edit the rest.

 

[SexyNSweet]

I like when you do what I tell you to do.

Now get the rest up.

(I've had an awful day.....raising teenagers is not easy. "This too shall pass...this too shall pass...." You posted at the perfect time when I was looking for an escape.....thank you.)

 

[y=mx+b]

hopefully I'm not too late. I still got more to go. Many of them are similar. I took them with my cell phone one morning thinking that perhaps I'd send one or two to my wife at work. I can't remember which one I decided to send... but they all have been sitting on my phone since then and well... no sense letting them go to waste before they are deleted.

 

[y=mx+b]

and finally,

the rest...

 

[rida]

mmmm ... is good to stumble on some freshly posted pictures and interesting writings during my visit in this thread

 

[y=mx+b]

taking a pic of yourself...

while shaving your face is some pretty tricky shit.

 

[Vixxennn]

while shaving your face is some pretty tricky shit.

Love those lips. And how manly you are.

 

[y=mx+b]

I am not sure if I already posted this. I feel like I did... but I may be confusing it with having posted it when my wife still had her thread.

no matter, here you go...

 

[LiteRain]

I remember her ass!I believe I may remember that pic.Of course I reserve the right to be wrong

 

[y=mx+b]

I'll see if I can find another pic to see if you are sure it's the ass you remember. hold on...

 

[Sweetone70]

mmmm ... is good to stumble on some freshly posted pictures and interesting writings during my visit in this thread

I agree with rida...and the pic taking while shaving..quite impressive....always nice to see pics of you

 

[y=mx+b]

sorry about the delay. I was distracted.

 

[y=mx+b]

and now, a social observation

BMW owners/drivers have proven to me time and again that they are nothing but a bunch of self-entitled, inconsiderate cunts and assholes. Yes I dropped the "c" word. I'm sorry ladies, but I feel you may understand and see my doing so is justified... at least some of you... on some level... maybe. Yes, as always there's exceptions to the rule, just as there's exceptions to the rule that every guy who buys a Porsche is having a mid-life crisis, or compensating for what's between his legs or what-the-fuck-ever.

And it doesn't matter what the fuck kind of BMW. It could be a BMW car, motorcycle, SUV.... cunts and assholes THE LOT OF THEM!

And Audi drivers? Or as I like to call them BMW Lite... you fuckers aren't too far behind.

I'd offer an example as to how I've come to this conclusion but there's too many fucking examples to offer that I'm fucking overwhelmed by them all.

 

[SexyNSweet]

hopefully I'm not too late. I still got more to go. Many of them are similar. I took them with my cell phone one morning thinking that perhaps I'd send one or two to my wife at work. I can't remember which one I decided to send... but they all have been sitting on my phone since then and well... no sense letting them go to waste before they are deleted.

Yeah I left by then.

Oh well, at least I get to view them now! Yay for me!!!! And yay for cell phone pics! And yay for you!

The shaving pic is impressive. I love that smell of a man shaving....it's so masculine and steamy. I like when my husband is done shaving and I notice a little bit of shaving cream on his neck or something. It's just so cute.

<-----is weird.

Your wife has a great ass.

 

[y=mx+b]

I shaved again tonight. I just got out of the shower not maybe 10 minutes ago as a matter of fact.

fascinating y=mx+b fact #223: I shower and shave at night. I always have with the few exceptions. I've tried to be a morning shower and shaver but I simply don't have what it takes... which is pretty fucking par for the course in my life.

seems like there was something else I wanted to include. Meh... fuck it.