Bits and pieces

[y=mx+b]

Have fun storming the castle.

I merely open the gates. I leave it up to my semen to storm whatever/wherever they are sent to storm.

no matter... it's always fun.

 

[y=mx+b]

Just making a quick thread stop.

I hope you had a good/naughty weekend.

noted. it was. the whole week was pretty decent actually.

 

[y=mx+b]

yeah... busy with work and stuff glad you appreciate my appreciation
i like your violet looking thingies... happy gardening!

thank you.
sounds like the weekend is looking pretty good weather wise. may go browse some greenhouses... then again... I got some other things on my list of things to do that I should probably knock off first.

 

[y=mx+b]

sorry. I only accept these in person

 

[y=mx+b]

Very pretty

yeah they are. Though once the fuckers are done being pretty they are getting the boot out of my garden. I planted only a few a year or so ago and I don't like how the fucks took off all on their own.

 

[shadysmurfette]

for those that haven't had any in awhile... it's still fun.

Dude, the reminder.......sigh

 

[shadysmurfette]

Hey Tall, Dark, Brooding, Twisted and Sexy


HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!!

 

[y=mx+b]

maybe you weren't asked, but sharing your aggressive gardening hobbies is appreciated.

I think this is the first time I cracked a smile in a couple of days. So thanks for this.

I garden like I fuck. Aggressive, dirty, and with various implements.

 

[y=mx+b]

Dude, the reminder.......sigh

don't get me wrong... masturbation is fun too!

Hey Tall, Dark, Brooding, Twisted and Sexy


HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!!

yes... Happy Friday indeed.

my weekly responding to everyone is complete... my work here is done. Off to do tall, dark, brooding things and think twisted... possibly sexy, thoughts.

 

[SexyNSweet]

Me: (unwrapping gyro sandwich) "Are we going to have sex tonight?"

Her: (about to bite into her gyro sandwich) "Sure."



fuck I'm smooth

*Swoons*

 

[y=mx+b]

*Swoons*

You are poster #3410! You unlocked more pics!!!

 

[y=mx+b]

And because I'm running a 2-for-Tuesday special today... here's the second half of the set.

 

[SexyNSweet]

'Bout damn time I win something.

I like 'em!!!!! Nice tush.

 

[y=mx+b]

'Bout damn time I win something.

I like 'em!!!!! Nice tush.

I will see what I can do to tip things more in your favor next time my committee runs an unannounced promotional contest.

 

[Vixxennn]

And because I'm running a 2-for-Tuesday special today... here's the second half of the set.

Nice ass!

 

[y=mx+b]

Nice ass!

yeah... it's alright to sit on. I have no complaints.

 

[Honey123]

And because I'm running a 2-for-Tuesday special today... here's the second half of the set.

I can't help noticing how hung your pots are ~

 

[shadysmurfette]

You are poster #3410! You unlocked more pics!!!

And because I'm running a 2-for-Tuesday special today... here's the second half of the set.

*Smacks that delicious looking tush*

Giggles

Blows you kiss......

Notices that the trousers around your ankles looks a bit awkward. Want some help taking them off?

 

[SexyNSweet]

I will see what I can do to tip things more in your favor next time my committee runs an unannounced promotional contest.

Or please....let me know if there's anything I can do. I'm not too proud to do whatever is needed to get what I want.

 

[ShaiGirl]

Hey... a bump for you! I noticed the pots too. Are they non-stick? Can I have one?
Btw, nice tush.

 

[Sweetme1990]

yeah... it's alright to sit on. I have no complaints.

Alright?! Fuck I wouldn't throw you out of bed!

 

[DeepRedLips]

And because I'm running a 2-for-Tuesday special today... here's the second half of the set.

That's all.

 

[y=mx+b]

It is hot out
I went to the beach
I took my shirt off
first time all spring/summer
I brought my nook and ipod nano
between the two I spent 3 hours
shirtless
without sunblock
at the beach

it is ninety-six degrees out

I am assuming my regret will only increase from here on out.

If only this "been out in the sun too long" headache had reached me 30-40 minutes into it. At least by the time my outer layer starts feeling the full wrath of Ra the headache will be gone.

 

[y=mx+b]

That's all.

MORE PICS!

 

[y=mx+b]

Alright?! Fuck I wouldn't throw you out of bed!

I will keep this in mind when I come home piss-ass drunk with a deep need for sleep and urinating.