Bits and pieces

[If_Only_]

A simple outline.

Some words under each section. maybe a paragraph or two. A little background and some narrative.


Then start to expand and fill in, tying sections together with some how and why.

This might take a while and may not ever see the light of submission.

Sure won't be a typical story though.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Huh?

 

[Britva415]

I feel like we only got some of the bits and pieces, here.

 

[MillieDynamite]

WTF, are you talking about? @If_Only_, if only you'd give some detail, we might get what you mean.

 

[StillStunned]

A simple outline.

Some words under each section. maybe a paragraph or two. A little background and some narrative.


Then start to expand and fill in, tying sections together with some how and why.

This might take a while and may not ever see the light of submission.

Sure won't be a typical story though.

This sounds like any of a billion management reports I've edited.

 

[onehitwanda]

I think the bear got him.

 

[SimonDoom]

I think the bear got him.

Polar bear, probably. It migrated over from Emily's snow thread.

 

[pink_silk_glove]

Question is, better a bear than a strange man?

 

[SimonDoom]

Question is, better a bear than a strange man?

IMO, anybody who seriously asks this question does not understand bears.

If you encounter a bad man in the woods, you have options.

If you encounter a hungry bear in the woods, and it wants to eat you, it's going to eat you.

 

[lovecraft68]

IMO, anybody who seriously asks this question does not understand bears.

If you encounter a bad man in the woods, you have options.

If you encounter a hungry bear in the woods, and it wants to eat you, it's going to eat you.

There's also the angle you know where you stand with a bear, better run. Unlike a man who smiles and acts charming until he has you alone and rapes you dead.

 

[SimonDoom]

There's also the angle you know where you stand with a bear, better run. Unlike a man who smiles and acts charming until he has you alone and rapes you dead.

Well, yes. Bears don't lie, unlike men. And obviously, more people are killed by men than bears. But on a statistical, per-encounter basis, walking through the woods, you'd be a fool to pick the bear.

 

[KittyOfSteele]

Some nuts to be screwed in.

Some folks who can't bear the nuts.

Nuts that it's Monday; too early to call upon the most dadaist thread of the week.

I can't bear this.

I'm nuts.

I better leave this thread, or I'll be thrown nuts.

If only OP gave us more than his nuts.

Still, we must bear the pain. OP will definitely deliver a story that isn't just nuts... and also more nuts.

 

[onehitwanda]

If you encounter a hungry bear in the woods, and it wants to eat you, it's going to eat you.

Here's the tabula rawrsa:

Polar bear : Eaten
Kodiak bear : Eaten
Grizzly bear : Eaten
Ewok : Roasted and then eaten
Paddington bear : Not eaten
Beorn : Not eaten
Beorning : Not eaten
Iorek Byrnison : Not eaten, unless you're Seal.
Brown bear : Possibly eaten, possibly not eaten
Koala : You might wish you'd been eaten
Drop bear : You'll definitely wish you'd been eaten
Panda : I mean... Hell could also freeze over, right?
Cave bear : Rest in (very small) pieces

so... it depends, right?

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

I think the bear got him.

Or the beer...

 

[onehitwanda]

Or the beer...

 

[lovecraft68]

Well, yes. Bears don't lie, unlike men. And obviously, more people are killed by men than bears. But on a statistical, per-encounter basis, walking through the woods, you'd be a fool to pick the bear.

Moral of the story. Stay out of the woods.

 

[SimonDoom]

Here's the tabula rawrsa:

Polar bear : Eaten
Kodiak bear : Eaten
Grizzly bear : Eaten
Ewok : Roasted and then eaten
Paddington bear : Not eaten
Beorn : Not eaten
Beorning : Not eaten
Iorek Byrnison : Not eaten, unless you're Seal.
Brown bear : Possibly eaten, possibly not eaten
Koala : You might wish you'd been eaten
Drop bear : You'll definitely wish you'd been eaten
Panda : I mean... Hell could also freeze over, right?
Cave bear : Rest in (very small) pieces

so... it depends, right?

And, of course, Manbearpig. Half man, half bear, half pig. I'm being serial. Super serial.

 

[StillStunned]

Panda : I mean... Hell could also freeze over, right?

Don't piss off a panda. It's always the nice ones who can mess you up.

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

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And this is why I love you, Wanda.

 

[onehitwanda]

And this is why I love you, Wanda.

I'm little fairy Batshits, clogging up threads with fuckwittery and puns!

 

[SimonDoom]

Pandas are a good reminder why you shouldn't take things too seriously. Because nature sure as hell isn't.

 

[Britva415]

Hot take:

Pandas being bears again makes up for Pluto not being a planet anymore.

 

[onehitwanda]

Pandas are a good reminder why you shouldn't take things too seriously. Because nature sure as hell isn't.

Lesser-breasted Oscillating Ocelots would like a word about your chosen example

 

[TheLobster]

Pandas being bears again makes up for Pluto not being a planet anymore.

It certainly makes it more bearable.

 

[BeechLeaf]

We need a new emoji especially for you, Wanda. Alongside Like and Haha, I want a Please Explain. So many times I have wanted it, and always for you.