Bitching About Soap

[patient1]

I'm really kinda surprised that you guys took me seriously. I was just responding to the fact that EBW said in another thread he would bitch at me if I was talking about soap. You really think I would post this on the board?

Well, bitching about soap got me more responses than talking about frustration in a class. Ah, the way humans communicate.

I always take a look at your threads, Lavender. There's no telling what you'll post about. Better lovers, sensitive guys, etc. This is a serious problem for some people. Ivory is a pure soap, & is the worst in hard water. Other soaps & gels usually have Calgon-type chemicals to neutralize the hardness of the water.


Speaking as an ex- water specialist, it's the impurities in your water that result in soap & detergent residues.The residues make your skin dry & your clothes itchier. Want to try an experiment?
Buy a gallon of distilled water at the store. Wash & rinse one forearm in tap water , & the other in distilled. Y ou may be able to feel, smell, & even taste the difference on your skin. If you use Ivory it's most obvious.( If you think the distilled water hand feels slimy, it's only your natural skin oils, now that you got the soap out of your pores.) It's also interesting to toss a laundered wash-cloth in a bowl with some distilled water& let it soak for a while, just to see how much detergent suds are left in your "clean" laundry.

 

[lavender]

 

[Weevil]

You are a total bitch, insect. But that's why we lovs ya around here.

And yes, I did read your rambling. You didn't go for the jugular like I wanted. Your assholioishness is waning! Emily has really got you whupped!

Couldn't we just accept the explanation that: A) Arguing with anime fans is less productive then shooting oneself in the noodle and B) Married life has mellowed me(Was there ever anyone more in need of some mellowing?)

 

[lavender]

 

[Weevil]

You arent supposed to look at it EBW... no lookie.

Actually Lavy you are right... You do know where the jugular is... did you miss it?

Rip your head off... no way could I resist Lavy.

Unless of course Em had me.

Keep talking smack about my wife and I'll go all Draco on you.

 

[Weevil]

He better not fucking reject all of my sexual advances! Your rejection was hard enough for a gal to take!

I am a sexy man, aren't I?

 

[Weevil]

Yup. Me!

Oh please, I've got the board pissed at me to a level you can't imagine.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

All Draco on me?

Ebeee... he invited me to his weding and the wife to be said that I had to dance with her...

I guess to sum up.

GO ALL DRACO ON ME!

(Special K, you know I cant resist)

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Bowie rules

Oh please, I've got the board pissed at me to a level you can't imagine.

Oh yeah? Try doing a nasty...

Now THEN you may piss off a couple of people

 

[lavender]

 

[Weevil]

All Draco on me?

Ebeee... he invited me to his weding and the wife to be said that I had to dance with her...

I guess to sum up.

GO ALL DRACO ON ME!

(Special K, you know I cant resist)

I just meant in terms of his outrage over the fact that there are people who want to see naked pics o' chicks on a porn board.

 

[Weevil]

Re: Bowie rules

Oh yeah? Try doing a nasty...

Now THEN you may piss off a couple of people

Oh I have no idea what you're talking about but my views on 'Nam beat that to a pulp.

 

[Weevil]

The sexiest. Especially when you go postal on people at the most inappropriate times.

And I'm told I have a cute, if boney, butt.

 

[lavender]

Re: Re: Bowie rules

 

[Weevil]

Re: Re: Re: Bowie rules

I would concur! I tried my best to get your little Weevil ass to calm down. But noooooooo, you were on a mission.

Well, I was right. It doesn't change how mad some people are. WH still won't invite me over for thanksgiving.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

The sexiest. Especially when you go postal on people at the most inappropriate times. Makes me break my rule about touching myself at the computer.

You too?

My problem is he mentions the wife, and THEN I cant stop

 

[Weevil]

You too?

My problem is he mentions the wife, and THEN I cant stop

Odd. When I mention the you to the wife all she can say is "Bowie sucks"

 

[Guest]

Dammit Ebes! Stop quoting me incorrectly. I adore Bowie. Bowie is the greatest musical artist to ever live on this planet.

 

[Guest]

I miss the Scruff Scruff.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Dammit Ebes! Stop quoting me incorrectly. I adore Bowie. Bowie is the greatest musical artist to ever live on this planet.

EBW!

I knew you were lying but HOW much!

 

[Weevil]

Dammit Ebes! Stop quoting me incorrectly. I adore Bowie. Bowie is the greatest musical artist to ever live on this planet.

Ahh, if you really knew her you'd know she insists on calling me by my real first name.