Bitching about my family

[Sillyman]

Why is it that whenever we buy potato chips, they always eat all but five potato chips and then leave the rolled up bag on the counter?

Why can't my sister drink an entire can of soda before opening another one?

Why can't my damn stepmom empty her ashtrays?

Why can't my sister do the damn dishes? It's HER job. I cut the lawn and take out the garbage and sweep the floor, she can at least make sure there are some clean forks.

Why do they always open another bottle of soda or jug of milk before finishing off the open one? The new one was closer?

Why I'm I the only one who can throw out moldy bread, empty mayonaisse jars, and bad milk?

Why can my sister not walk the whole five feet to throw away her shampoo empties?

Is there anything your loved ones do that bugs the shit out of you?

 

[Calamity Jane]

Oh god Sillyman, tonight is not a good night to ge me started on ways my family pisses me off.

Lets just say my solo vacation can't get here soon enough.

 

[metal_minx]

i am that jerk who does all that stuff.

 

[freakygirl]

I'm with Pagancowgirl on this one..

don't get me started on my family..

 

[VeryBadGirl]

I turned my clocks forward 45 minutes tonight because I couldn't stand my kids for one more minute - I wanted them IN BED.

Luckily, they are so self-absorbed, they didn't even notice.

VBG

 

[Guest]

i am that jerk who does all that stuff.

Why does this not surprise me?

 

[Sillyman]

C'mon guys, let loose. It's what this thread is for.

 

[cybergirly]

Not getting started on my family.
Nope, no way....

Will say one thing though: Wanna trade?

 

[lobito]

I've got gripes about your family too, damnit! The next time I send my clothes to your house to get tehm washed, can you please ask your Mom to seperate the whites from the reds?

Thank you.

 

[metal_minx]

Why does this not surprise me?

why does this sound famliar? because you've already used that line before, anal wart

 

[glamorilla]

Just to play devil's advocate I'm not at all close with my family. I haven't seen my dad or brother in 6 years and my sisters in at least 2 and sometimes I wish I can bitch bout stuff like half dozen cans of open soda my brother did that) and arguingabot the remote contol and who left what mess last so you have to clean it up.

They're usually good for watching your back.

 

[Sillyman]

I've got gripes about your family too, damnit! The next time I send my clothes to your house to get tehm washed, can you please ask your Mom to seperate the whites from the reds?

Thank you.

We've told you a billion times, if you want them seperated, you have to do it yourself, and before you ask, NO, we do not return money found in the pockets. You don't like it, hey, we don't like having used tissue smeared around our washing machine. Clean out your fucking pockets.

 

[LittleMsNaughty]

I turned my clocks forward 45 minutes tonight because I couldn't stand my kids for one more minute - I wanted them IN BED.

Luckily, they are so self-absorbed, they didn't even notice.

VBG

He he he - I like your style - I must try that one some time...

Sometimes a Mother just needs her space... Very clever!!

 

[yuppietowngirl]

I turned my clocks forward 45 minutes tonight because I couldn't stand my kids for one more minute - I wanted them IN BED.

Luckily, they are so self-absorbed, they didn't even notice.

VBG

OMG I never thought of that...wish I could have done that all day last week and this long weekend.

I could easily comment but not really on family but others to do with family. Oh and totally on my hubby (separated but in total unfortunatly contact).

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

I have no shame...I'll start.

Today, it's the very sound of his breathing that's pissing me off.

 

[Calamity Jane]

See my 'Demon Spawn' thread. That one takes care of the 2 year old.

The 5 year old has decided that she can only speak whinease... so she's spending a lot of time standing on the front porch, since whining isn't allowed inside my house.

My husband was late getting home from work, as he is every wednesday night. So, as usual, I missed my riding lesson. Funny how the only nights he's late are the nights I'm supposed to ride. You'd think after three years, he'd remember what night my lessons are on.

I asked him to keep an eye on the kids after he got home from work and ate dinner. He managed 5 minutes before deciding he absolutely HAD to go mow the lawn. No, the lawn doesn't need mowed. Even if it did, it's not like it's going to grow six inches before tomorrow night.

It's his night to do dishes and laundry. Tomorrow, I'll be washing all the dishes and doing all the laundry.

Then, he decided to feed the iguana and let the damn thing out of it's cage. I had to go catch it, and now I'm bleeding.

The kids still aren't asleep, and every ten minutes, I get to hear my husband yell at them to 'shut the hell up right NOW'. I love that. Really, yelling at small children is just the coolest.



I told you not to get me started.

 

[lobito]

We've told you a billion times, if you want them seperated, you have to do it yourself, and before you ask, NO, we do not return money found in the pockets. You don't like it, hey, we don't like having used tissue smeared around our washing machine. Clean out your fucking pockets.

look, if I forget to take out the money and other assorted shit, then it's yours, I don't have a problem with that. OK?

 

[Calamity Jane]

I have no shame...I'll start.

Today, it's the very sound of his breathing that's pissing me off.

SO with you on that one, darlin.

 

[Sillyman]

look, if I forget to take out the money and other assorted shit, then it's yours, I don't have a problem with that. OK?

Alright. We're keeping the "Naughty Ned's Video Extravaganza" Membership card we found too. You can pay the late fees.

 

[Kitte]

Just one tiny complaint...to my roomate who is also family...leaving the empty mustard jar in the fridge is not the same as writing it on the shopping list...and that is as far as Im going with this topic.

 

[lobito]

Alright. We're keeping the "Naughty Ned's Video Extravaganza" Membership card we found too. You can pay the late fees.

no problem, I used an assumed name, and gave tehm someone elses credit card number anyway.

 

[Sillyman]

I have no shame...I'll start.

Today, it's the very sound of his breathing that's pissing me off.

It's okay ladies. Just because you want to occasionally feed them head first into a woodchipper doesn't mean you don't love them.

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

SO with you on that one, darlin.

Between this thread and your 'Demon Spawn' thread ..you have me rolling darlin! My sides ache

 

[Sillyman]

No problem, I used an assumed name, and gave them someone elses credit card number anyway.

Good. I was almost at the verge of starting to feel guilt. Now to rack up charges mercilessly.

 

[lobito]

Good. I was almost at the verge of starting to feel guilt. Now to rack up charges mercilessly.

did I mention that it's transvestite porn only at that place?