Bitching about apartments

[islandman]

I wish I had that guy's apartment from Will and Grace. That or the Friends apartment.

Wonder what Freud would say about this desire.

 

[Kalyn]

Freud would say, "ahah, you must have homosexual impulses, but no friends to impose them upon."

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

I wish I had that guy's apartment from Will and Grace. That or the Friends apartment.

Wonder what Freud would say about this desire.

Freud would just want to know if you would do your own interior decorating.

 

[islandman]

Freud would say, "ahah, you must have homosexual impulses, but no friends to impose them upon."

really? I just thought I liked big, wide open spaces.

 

[islandman]

Re: Re: Bitching about apartments

Freud would just want to know if you would do your own interior decorating.

Me, no. I channel my homosexual tendencies towards dressing women only.

 

[SpiceCake]

Hmmmm - I'll move in across the hall!

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Re: Re: Re: Bitching about apartments

Me, no. I channel my homosexual tendencies towards dressing women only.

Then I would just say that you're a neat freak.

 

[islandman]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Bitching about apartments

Then I would just say that you're a neat freak.

it's like you know me, bob.

 

[Kalyn]

really? I just thought I liked big, wide open spaces.

Again I say... no friends to crowd you....big wide open spaces(so sexual)














BTW Just giving ya a hard time, I like to play Freud. Sometimes I...well nevermind.

 

[Guest]

Hollywood's idea of New York apartment and reality of a New York apartment do not equate.....

translation .........

When was the last time you saw Will and/or Grace squash a roach?

 

[islandman]

Hmmmm - I'll move in across the hall!

So you could keep me up all night to the sound of your headboard banging against the wall?

 

[Pamela]

So you could keep me up all night to the sound of your headboard banging against the wall?

That's what my neighbours do!!

 

[islandman]

Hollywood's idea of New York apartment and reality of a New York apartment do not equate.....

translation .........

When was the last time you saw Will and/or Grace squash a roach?

Forget the roach. I desire the SPACE, the HIGH CEILINGS.


besides, mine doesn't have roaches.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

So you could keep me up all night to the sound of your headboard banging against the wall?

BZZZZZZZZZZZ

 

[islandman]

BZZZZZZZZZZZ

lmao.

 

[SpiceCake]

So you could keep me up all night to the sound of your headboard banging against the wall?

Only if you are helping me make all the noise with the headboard!

 

[islandman]

Only if you are helping me make all the noise with the headboard!

Bob's got other plans for me, methinks.

 

[islandman]

BTW Just giving ya a hard time, I like to play Freud. Sometimes I...well nevermind.

Sometimes you smoke a cigar? Yeah, me too. Except mine is an actual cigar.

lol

 

[SpiceCake]

Bob's got other plans for me, methinks.

That should be interesting, then! Go, Bob!

 

[Liontamr]

That's what my neighbours do!!

Uhh.. Sorry bout that..

How about next time I invite you over.. kay?

 

[Blindinthedark]

I wish I had that guy's apartment from Will and Grace. That or the Friends apartment.

Wonder what Freud would say about this desire.

He would say
"Your desire represents your unconsious lust for the vagina.
The open space is substitution for the vast warm expanses of the female reproductive organs. Her eggs are represented by the lush ottomans. You must move past your perverse desires to become more in tune to that fact that you love your mother. Ah mother ... I'm so lonely.
THIS ENDS OUR SESSION!!!!
You must leave now!!"

 

[islandman]

Re: Re: Bitching about apartments

He would say
"Your desire represents your unconsious lust for the vagina.
The open space is substitution for the vast warm expanses of the female reproductive organs. Her eggs are represented by the lush ottomans. You must move past your perverse desires to become more in tune to that fact that you love your mother. Ah mother ... I'm so lonely.
THIS ENDS OUR SESSION!!!!
You must leave now!!"

Do you look like the psychiatrist from the Sopranos too?

 

[LordMagicMan]

LOL What if lit turned into friends? Wouldn't that be funny?


Could you imagine the scandels, him sleeping with her, her beating his ass, I think it would make for a great drama.

 

[islandman]

LOL What if lit turned into friends? Wouldn't that be funny?


Could you imagine the scandels, him sleeping with her, her beating his ass, I think it would make for a great drama.

So, who would be our Rachel?