Bitches!

[carsonshepherd]

Personally, I don't feel like doling out any punishment to you today. I rather like that smirk. I'd prefer to reward you instead (which would probably end up turning it into a big grin).

Punishment is reward enough

 

[NoJo]

I'll pay you $20 to shut the fuck up, Carson.

 

[haldir]

grrrr grrr grrr wooof wooof woof!!!

no-ones luvin ma puppies

 

[Guest]

wooof wooof wooof whine snarl snarl simper faun faun - please tickle ma tummy ( and my nose is wet and cold).

I'd do it, Haldir, if you'd only put the kilt back on.

Gawd, I'm so confused with the new site I'm only venturing into silly threads.

Joe, I'm not a bitch and don't want one, but I feel all kissyhuggy here.

Perdita

 

[Vincent E]

Gawd, I'm so confused with the new site I'm only venturing into silly threads.
Perdita

I'm with you, Darling. I hate it when they start changing forums I have become adapted to.

Change for change's sake? Cripes, that's how we got stuck with Clinton.

Damn, now I've gone and become political again.

Not for nothing - I'm just looking at the screen as I am typing and ranting - but I think that since this is a porno site that the little banana guy should at least have a hard on if he is going to dance like that. Maybe give him a girlfriend with a couple of big tits flopping around as she dances too.

"Smile, you son of a bitch." Roy Scheider
"I'm Rick James, bitch." Dave Chappelle
"Get away from her, you bitch." Sigourney Weaver
"Congradulations, you son of a bitch." Simpsons character when Santa's Little Helper graduated dog school.

 

[Guest]

Vincenzo, mio! One more 'face' to make me feel at home. P.

 

[haldir]

Perdita - pant pant pant pant. snuffle snuffle snuffle. tail wags tail wags tail wags. throw me a stick - go on, go on, go on, go on.

 

[Guest]

throw me a stick - go on, go on, go on, go on.

I think you're the one that throws the stick. Dear man, do you have yer kilt on backwards?

Perdita

 

[Vincent E]

Vincenzo, mio! One more 'face' to make me feel at home. P.

Maestra, you should always feel at home here. It's these damned newbies. Every time I come up for air I see a bunch of new AVs.

Big V-day kiss just for you even though I hate this contrived "holiday."

The Bitch is Back. Promo for Alien 3.
Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing. Samuel L. Jackson
I already brung it, bitch. I brung it, opened it, and set it on the table, bitch. Cartman
Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch. Stewie
There`s a little bitch in every woman, and a little bit of bitch in every man. Bette Davis

 

[Guest]

Maestra, you should always feel at home here. It's these damned newbies. Every time I come up for air I see a bunch of new AVs.

Big V-day kiss just for you even though I hate this contrived "holiday."

Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing. Samuel L. Jackson[/i]

Aw, gracias bellomio. I love that particular quote too, and the others you posted. Yeah, the 'holiday means nada to me either, but I accept your kiss with pleasure.

Perdita

 

[haldir]

always wear ma kilt

and you have to throw the stick - i'm a well trained boy (pant pant pant grovel grovel grovel)

 

[haldir]

ooooooops meant bitch of course

 

[Lauren Hynde]

I'm nobody's bitch.

Jet Li, in "The One" (2001)

What's the prize?

 

[NoJo]

Jet Li, in "The One" (2001)

What's the prize?

You get to wear the bitch tiara for the night.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

You get to wear the bitch tiara for the night.

Don't you have a bitch butt-plug instead?

 

[NoJo]

Don't you have a bitch butt-plug instead?

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[carsonshepherd]

Don't you have a bitch butt-plug instead?

I do, bitch

 

[The_Fool]

Don't you have a bitch butt-plug instead?

I always wondered why....

Nevermind....

 

[Lauren Hynde]

I do, bitch

'I'm nobody's bitch!' - Jet Li in "The One" (2001)

Ca-ching! Double points for using the same lame-ass joke twice on the same thread.

 

[NoJo]

'I'm nobody's bitch!' - Jet Li in "The One" (2001)

Ca-ching! Double points for using the same lame-ass joke twice on the same thread.

I think butt plugs are for assholes, frankly.

 

[Guest]

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damnit joe
please, warn me next time.

 

[The_Fool]

damnit joe
please, warn me next time.

Did we spew on the screen again?

 

[brightlyiburn]

Excuse me. I prefer the term "Sweetness Challenged" thank you very much,

 

[NoJo]

Did we spew on the screen again?

The Fool, I've been trying to put a caption to your avatar since I first saw it, cause it looks like your'e saying asomething. Can you remember what you were saying when that photo was taken?