Bitch, Diss, Slag & Malign

[Lancecastor]

Welcome to BDSM....the thread where, yes, it's personal.

A great place to Bitch, Diss, Slag & Malign your fellow Lit posters in one handy thread.

I'll be your convivial player-host.

Please: Try not to have too much fun here...this is your bile duct.

I may Edit this post to add "Rules", but for now, it's a free for all.

Let the games begin;
Lance

 

[Ebonyfire]

I think

I will sit this one out and observe!

Eb < cracking open a Rolling Rock and grabbing a comfy chair!>

 

[Lancecastor]

Re: I think

I will sit this one out and observe!

Eb < cracking open a Rolling Rock and grabbing a comfy chair!>

Think I'll join you, Eb.....*pop*....ah....great view from up here, eh?

See any Bitchin in tonite's forcast?

Say...isn't that Sam comin' up the hill?

Hey Sam....you've got the floor:

 

[MotorCitySam]

Lancecastor,
I come to this forum without rancor, and I have learned much from the people here. For that I am grateful.
I am not a man quick to anger, but you have caused me to reach my limits. I address you here, as this thread obviously can not be polluted by ill will, as it was conceived in such.
I feel I have given you every benefit of the doubt, but you have made clear to me your character. You are a man without honor. A bully who abuses others for the purposes of amusement, and like all bullies, cries that you are wronged when your victims do not take kindly to your ill conduct.
You complain about the chatty nature of the forum, but you contribute naught but snide comment and foolish attempts at humor.
You object to the contentious nature of discussion, but you instigate much of it yourself.
You bemoan that the moderators do not reign in those you disagree with, while simultaneously screeching that your own right to express yourself is under assault.
Your personal invective against Caroline shows you to be no more than an ignorant fool. I expect you will reply to me with yet one more example of your low character, and I expect your friends will applaud you and castigate me.
So be it. I am a man who speaks his mind honestly. Caroline and I have both striven to gain the respect of the members of this board, and those who do not hold us in respect deserve none of ours.
I will not argue this or any other point with you, any more than I would any other person I regard to be a fool. You may, as always have the last word. I am sure you will think of something that will amuse your audience.

 

[MissTaken]

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[Lancecastor]

Beer?

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Beer, MissT? Lots of chairs...

Nicely said, Sam. Your posts are always rational; I'd feel the same way about You were our positions reversed. Hope this thread helps.

Beer?

 

[~Dream~]

nope..but I'll have a shot of hot damn

please? (sits back on a comfy chaise velvet,lounge chair) geez Lance ,I like what you've done to the place...I'll just quietly sit and wait,(if thats cool with you )for my fav Sis Rose to show up....hmmm THIS could get interesting...

 

[~Dream~]

MotorCitySam...

Although we may not always agree with the things Lance does or says,we however must respect His right to voice His own opinions and conduct ourselves in a calm manner if we are to have real happiness in our own lives,let alone this forum.I highly respect your right to Your feelings also Sam,please know this.

I am hoping that soon we will all grow in our patience and understanding ,one of the other..on that note,(huggs) to ya both..

Dream

 

[Lancecastor]

Re: nope..but I'll have a shot of hot damn

please? (sits back on a comfy chaise velvet,lounge chair) geez Lance ,I like what you've done to the place...I'll just quietly sit and wait,(if thats cool with you )for my fav Sis Rose to show up....hmmm THIS could get interesting...

*glug glug glug* Hey, Dream, yes, make yourself at home....here's some steaming HotDamn for you as requested.

I built the place myself, you know.....I love this hill...you can see all of the BDSM Board out front down in that gulch... and the General Board from the bathroom window... and the fantasy roleplaying threads out yonder past the Library and Laurel's Cathouse.

I've cleared out this mudpit here and filled it with warmed Tenessee goo.

You just missed Sam.....he called me a "fool" and a "bully", you know. He's a fine man....(whispering) just between you and me, I think if he's not whipped by Her Royal Thighness already, he'll be gettin regular tongue lashings faster than that velvet wedding dress winds up on the floor! He seems to have the patience of Job and I expect he'll be needin' it! tee hee.

 

[A Desert Rose]

Re: nope..but I'll have a shot of hot damn

please? (sits back on a comfy chaise velvet,lounge chair) geez Lance ,I like what you've done to the place...I'll just quietly sit and wait,(if thats cool with you )for my fav Sis Rose to show up....hmmm THIS could get interesting...

Cozin up to my best pal, Dream....

Personally, I prefer a gin and tonic. Never could really aquire a taste for beer. Or Amaretto and diet Dr.Pepper. Whatever you have at your bar, big dog.
So you build this yourself huh? Did tell you I make my own Amaretto?

Rose

 

[subtledecadence]

*peeks inside*....

Mind if I come in?

 

[Lancecastor]

Re: Re: nope..but I'll have a shot of hot damn

All I have is Bombay Sapphire....with limes?

You make your own de Sorono? Coolige, calvin.

The big hot-tub is over by the lake, so if there are no scraps out in the mudpit tonite, at least I'm surrounded by a bevy of beauties....ahhhh, life is sweet.

Lance "Grrls Grrls Grrls" Castor

Cozin up to my best pal, Dream....

Personally, I prefer a gin and tonic. Never could really aquire a taste for beer. Or Amaretto and diet Dr.Pepper. Whatever you have at your bar, big dog.
So you build this yourself huh? Did tell you I make my own Amaretto?

Rose

 

[Lancecastor]

Re: *peeks inside*....

Mind if I come in?

Not at all....welcome!

The bar is over there...I think WriterDom or Sam or somebody is bartending...if not, what can I get you?

Feel free to slip out of those damp clothes, by the way, ladies...

 

[~Dream~]

ahem .. my clothes only come off

for my Master ,however i'll put that bikini over there on..thanks SIS....I brought a vase of wildflowers to help pretty up the place a bit..but a soak in the hot tub does sound VERY appealing...join me Rose?

 

[A Desert Rose]

well......

you all realize that we are not only NOT following the PRIME DIRECTIVE, but we are being far too friendly and therefore, not following the topic of this thread. (3 negatives in one sentence, those things haunt me wherever I go.)

But the hell, I am game for the hot tub.... Let's talk some serious shit when we get there, too, ok?

Rose

 

[Lancecastor]

Re: ahem .. my clothes only come off

for my Master ,however i'll put that bikini over there on..thanks SIS....I brought a vase of wildflowers to help pretty up the place a bit..but a soak in the hot tub does sound VERY appealing...join me Rose?

Well of course there's a full range of swimsuits of various styles and types over in the bondage cabanas....what lovely flowers!

I'll be out front for a bit, raking the mudpit....work work work...being the big mean dog on top of the hill is hard work, dont let anyone tell ya different!

 

[subtledecadence]

Why Thanky Lance...

*wiggles out of her wet clothes (grabbing one of those swimsuits from the cabana) & hops in the tub*....
If You don't mind I'd love a Long Island Iced Tea Lance ~g~
*splashes Rose*....what serious thing were you thinking of discussing? How serious do you think W/we in here are going to be able to get with dream in that bikini?

 

[Lancecastor]

Re: Why Thanky Lance...

*wiggles out of her wet clothes (grabbing one of those swimsuits from the cabana) & hops in the tub*....
If You don't mind I'd love a Long Island Iced Tea Lance ~g~
*splashes Rose*....what serious thing were you thinking of discussing? How serious do you think W/we in here are going to be able to get with dream in that bikini?

Yer welcome ladies....(proferring a refill of all their drinks)....any good gossip or backbiting going on over here?

 

[KillerMuffin]

I don't think I can top myself with the Barney tune, so no vitriol from me this time around. However, I do have a question.

What, exactly, would you like the BDSM rules to be? Draft out your version of the BDSM Talk forum constitution.

I've wondered this, probably asked, but never got much from you but a Ross Perot answer. At least not that I can recall, please link me if I'm in error.

 

[spankableBelle]

sigh...

i am always so freakin' confused around this forum...

 

[Lancecastor]

No Vitriol?

Damn...how will we communicate, KM?

You mean the Bitch, Diss , Slag & Malign Rules? I propose there be none....let em rip to release the negative karma.

The BDSM Board Rules? The fewer the better, I say.

Lance

I don't think I can top myself with the Barney tune, so no vitriol from me this time around. However, I do have a question.

What, exactly, would you like the BDSM rules to be? Draft out your version of the BDSM Talk forum constitution.

I've wondered this, probably asked, but never got much from you but a Ross Perot answer. At least not that I can recall, please link me if I'm in error.

 

[A Desert Rose]

another choice

Or we can talk here.

Rose

 

[Lancecastor]

Thankfully, nobody really participated in this little train wreck of a thread.

G'night. Thanks for all the fish.

 

[MzChrista]

Re: Re: nope..but I'll have a shot of hot damn

*glug glug glug* Hey, Dream, yes, make yourself at home....here's some steaming HotDamn for you as requested.

I built the place myself, you know.....I love this hill...you can see all of the BDSM Board out front down in that gulch... and the General Board from the bathroom window... and the fantasy roleplaying threads out yonder past the Library and Laurel's Cathouse.

I've cleared out this mudpit here and filled it with warmed Tenessee goo.

You just missed Sam.....he called me a "fool" and a "bully", you know. He's a fine man....(whispering) just between you and me, I think if he's not whipped by Her Royal Thighness already, he'll be gettin regular tongue lashings faster than that velvet wedding dress winds up on the floor! He seems to have the patience of Job and I expect he'll be needin' it! tee hee.

Man, every time I thing I know how big an asshole you are, you kick it up a notch. Gotta credit you for that. I bet yer Mom is awful proud.

 

[Lancecastor]

Re: Re: Re: nope..but I'll have a shot of hot damn

Man, every time I thing I know how big an asshole you are, you kick it up a notch. Gotta credit you for that. I bet yer Mom is awful proud.

Takes two to tango, and Caroiline Ocd was leading the dance again today....like there's a surprise.

Since you brought them up....I'll stack my mom's pride up against yours anytime, darlin'.

Yours as always in friendship if you want it;
Lance